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A few jokes about the outlaws of the marsh, come on! ! ! ! ! !
One day, the geography teacher asked the students, "Where does this river go?" .
A student suddenly stood up and sang, "The river flows east." 。
The teacher ignored him and then asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" ,
That classmate sang "Stars in the sky join the Big Dipper,
The teacher was angry: "Get out!" ,
Student: "Just leave." ,
The teacher said helplessly, "Are you sick?" ,
Student: "You have everything I have!" " ,
Teacher: "Would you please try one more sentence?" ,
Student: "If the road is rough, shout!" ,
Teacher: "Do you believe I hit you?" ,
Student: "Do it when you should",
The teacher was angry: "I told you to quit school!" " ,
Student: "Rush into Kyushu"
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