Driving after being drunk is essential. What jokes did you make when you were drunk and asked the driver?

When you are drunk, you will have to drive for you. Anyone who dares to drink and drive is illegal. Looking for a driver also made a lot of jokes.

1, don't forget to report to your wife when you are drunk.

My neighbor Lao Wang is very afraid of his wife. No matter what kind of activities you have, you should report to your wife at the first time. For example, no matter how confused you are about driving, you must find a man to make an offer and don't forget to report it to your wife. I always tell my wife sweetly that the driver I am looking for is a man, not a woman. Don't worry! Let the driver talk to his wife. This is very careful. Probably afraid to go home and let him kneel and rub the washboard.

2, looking for a driver must find a big beauty.

One of Lao Li's faults is that he likes beautiful women. Even if you drink too much, you should find a beautiful woman to pay the bill. People say that there are no beautiful women but handsome men, but he refuses to do so. He just told people for a long time that there is great competition in society now, and men and women should be fair. Why only men? No women? How big is the discrimination against female drivers? Finally, I was told that I was bored and had no choice but to let the proprietress go into battle in person. Let's talk about driving.

3. Go through the house and don't go in.

It is said that Dayu has been out of the house three times, and so has my colleague Wang Dake. He was really drunk. Ask him where your home is. He was really confused, beating around the bush again and again, and finally walked three times in front of his house. This is really three times not entering the house, which really drives the driver crazy. Can you still be angry after drinking this wine?

The master driver faces many drunken people every day. The most ridiculous time was when a female client called her husband and listened to her confession for a long time. At the place, the female customer had to let the driver carry her upstairs. Friends, what do you think the master driver dares to do? That's ridiculous! Therefore, driving this job is not easy and risky!