What are three or four funny phrases?

1, my eyes are so sour. Who squeezed lemon into my eyes?

The most beautiful sentence in the world is not that I love you, but that Bill Gates has decided to transfer all his property to your name!

3, your face is so dusty that you can't even say a simple greeting, because I stole your QQ!

The advantage of being short is that you can wear pants as pants.

5. Why can't I feel my heartbeat? ""the chest is too big. "