Super jokes don't laugh at you.

1. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

2. Relax. Although there is no overtime pay for overtime work, there is no overtime pay for those who do not work overtime!

You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

I finally found someone, but his family doesn't seem to like me very much, especially his wife.

Don't worry about the problem you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

6. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or others will think you are not only ugly, but also poor.

7. Your lover is an incomparable monkey, and one day he will walk over the tower in two steps to attract your life.

The hardest thing in the world is a beard, because men are so thick-skinned that beards can grow out. The thickest thing in the world is a woman's face, because even a beard can't grow!

Nine. Son, what happened to poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly.

10. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money.

To love a person is to love everything about him, so my wife loves not only my people, but also my money.

12. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but dare not."

Thirteen. How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain? After the storm, I not only didn't see the rainbow, but also caught a cold.

14. The tragedy of being single is that a person accidentally gets hot and sour powder in his eyes, but he is afraid to go away and wash it. He was afraid that the waiter would close the table, so he had to eat it with tears in his eyes.

15. My mother has told me since I was a child that I can't pay some no.

Three noes

Four friends, I think I did it and I did it well. Because my friend is very

Two.

Sixteen years old. Women mix well and wear less. Men mix well, and their hair falls backwards.

Seventeen. "I have acne on my face, so ugly!" "Nothing, that's because God is jealous of your beauty!" "But why do you get acne when you are not handsome?" "Because God is punishing me for lying."

18. The final review before the exam is called checking for leaks, the middle one is called Jingwei filling the sea, and the last one is called Goddess mending the sky, but I am better and ready to open the world.

If there is something you don't like about me, please overcome it.

20. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

2 1. When I speak a little impulsively, please don't misunderstand that I am rude. On the contrary, my good upbringing and law-abiding social responsibility prevented me from hitting you directly.

Twenty-two Being a man for the first time. Why should I let you go?

The teacher said that if you don't study hard now, you will fill in the blanks in the future. Study hard now, and you will find multiple-choice questions later!

24. Men can't find a girlfriend, so they have to tell fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: what about the second half? The fortune teller said: You will get used to it for the rest of your life.