Looking for some jokes about mice, cats, elephants and ants~

The ant and the elephant got married, but the elephant died within a few days. The ant was very sad and cried while scolding: My dear, why are you walking ahead of me? Mom doesn’t have to do anything else, just bury you! ! !

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant burrowed into the soil and only one leg was exposed.

The little rabbit saw it and asked in confusion: "Why are your legs exposed?"

The ant said: "Shh! Don't make any noise, I will trip him!"

The ant said: "Shh! Don't make any sound, I will trip him!"

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The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants lining up and hurried away, and asked why.

The ant replied: "Yesterday, an elephant tripped and fell to one of our brothers and was seriously injured. Let's donate blood to that elephant."

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants and came again. When I came back, I asked what was going on. An ant said: "Oh, there is only one with the same blood type as the elephant. Just leave him alone to draw blood. That is enough."

The third day Rabbit He came and asked the ant: "Is that girl alive?"

The ant said helplessly: "I carried it back. It was so heavy that my waist was bent, and the girl was too weak to fall. ”

After the elephant recovered from his illness, he sued the ant. The court ruled that the ant tripped the elephant for malicious injury and was jailed for 6 months.

Ant refused to accept the sentence, "The maximum sentence for personal injury is two months, why do you sentence me to half a year?"

Judge: "The sentence for personal injury is two months, and tripping an elephant is a crime of racial discrimination. , an additional 4 months."

So Ant filed a complaint with the High Court: "We and the elephants are originally equal, so how can we be 'discriminated'? I ask the High Court to make a clear decision and clear our names, and sue the judge for false accusations. Sin."

A few days later the elephant died suddenly, and everyone ran to see it. Found a female ant next to her. Just ask it how the elephant died.

The female ant cried and said: "I just told it that I was pregnant with its child and it..."

A few days later, the female ant gave birth to a baby. He piled eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a flock of ostriches, damn! The elephant died so unjustly!

One day the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and stretching one leg out. He asked: "What are you doing?"

The elephant said: "Shh! Don't make any noise, I will wait for the ant to come, so that I can mess with him and avenge my brother."

As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant scream, so he ran back to see it. On the way, he met an ant panting on the roadside.

Before the rabbit asked the ant, he listened to the ant himself: He wanted to trouble me, but fortunately I found out early. He stepped on it and broke his foot!

The elephant was sent back to the hospital again. Because the femoral artery was trampled, he lost more blood this time. A continuous transfusion of 80L was not enough. The blood bank was in crisis, and the only ant whose blood type matched the elephant’s was Already collapsed after the last blood transfusion.

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Not long after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died of illness

The ant was heartbroken and lay on the elephant's body. Crying loudly. While crying, he said: Why did you get in front of me? Damn it, I don’t have to do anything else in this life except dig a hole to bury you.

(3)

One day, an ant said something to an elephant, and the elephant fainted. Do you know what the words are? The ant said to the elephant: Dear, I am pregnant. The elephant woke up and said something to the ant. The ant fainted, what are these words? Haha, "Honey, let's do it again."

(4)

There once was an ant and an elephant. They were good friends. They often played together, ate together, and bathed together.

One day there was a misunderstanding between the ant and the elephant. The elephant chased the ant, and the ant ran away. He ran and ran until he reached a pile of sand. The ant got into the sand. Only one leg was exposed. A mouse saw it and asked the ant, "Ant, ant, why are you showing one leg? The elephant will see you. You are really stupid."

The ant said angrily: "You are stupid!" I exposed one leg to knock the elephant over, you stupid mouse, just leave me alone and wait for the good show! How can the elephant get up? "After saying that, he laughed mischievously a few times.

(5)

No matter how you say it, it is impossible, but it is absolutely true. : The ant and the elephant fell in love.

After meeting each other that day, the ant and the elephant fell in love with each other at first sight. However, due to family pressure, the ant and the elephant could only live together.

On this day, the ant met the elephant again. The ant snuggled into the elephant's arms and said: "My dear, there is no way for us to continue like this. It's better to explain it to our family. Let's make our relationship public, otherwise, we can only be so secretive. I really can't bear the pain of missing you.

The elephant sighed and said, "Yes, I have this idea too, but if you tell your family directly, you will definitely face opposition. They will definitely not agree when they see that I am poor."

The ant said: "How about we elope?"

"That won't work. Sooner or later, our affairs will be known to others. How about this? Let's let the newspapers report it first. Others will be moved by our sincere love and they will support us. Family Will agree under pressure. "The elephant thought for a while and said.

"That's it," said the ant.

So, the ant and the elephant came to the newspaper office and explained everything to the reporter Fox. The fox As he was worrying about the circulation of the newspaper, he did not expect a business opportunity. He wrote an article "The Love of Ants and Elephants" overnight.

The next day, it was on the front page of "Animal News". This love story was reported. The entire animal world was moved by the love between ants and elephants. After reading the report, the ant family hurriedly held an emergency meeting to discuss the matter of the little ant. The long ant said: "I believe everyone has read the report, what do you think about this matter? "

The middle-aged ant said: "I firmly disagree. The elephant is so disgusting. If I hadn't run fast last time, I would have almost been trampled. "

Another ant echoed: "I don't agree either. The elephant is so cruel. It trampled my brother-in-law to death. It had only been two days since my sister and brother-in-law got married. He was trampled to death by the cruel elephant. As a result, my sister now stays alone in the empty room all day long. "I was heartbroken and shed tears."...

In the end, the ants unanimously disagreed with the marriage between the little ant and the elephant.

However, the little ant resolutely crossed the threshold regardless of the opposition of the ants. Despite all the obstacles, they finally got married to the affectionate animal.

After getting married, the couple, Ant and Elephant, loved each other and treated each other like guests. They never had a quarrel or blushed. However, something unexpected happened. Wind and cloud bring disaster to animals. That day, the elephant was out looking for food. Dozens of ants were busy in a tree on the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the tree apart. He was about to fall into the cliff. At this time, the elephant rushed over and hooked up the tree with his trunk. However, the elephant slipped and fell into the cliff. When the elephant woke up from the coma. , was already lying in the No. 1 Animal Hospital, with hundreds of ants guarding him, including the few ants he rescued. At this time, the mosquito doctor came and said to the ants: "The elephant was bleeding. There is a lot, but the hospital has no blood. I hope you can donate some blood. "When the ants heard this, they just pulled up their sleeves and asked the doctor to draw blood. Some of them went to recruit more ants to donate blood. Soon, there was a long line in front of the hospital, with millions of ants waiting to donate blood.

Although, with the help of all the ants, the elephant finally died gloriously due to excessive blood loss at the age of 30. The little ant cried for three days and three nights, but to no avail. A shovel dug for the soul of the elephant, but the little ant dug for seventy-seven and forty-nine days, but it was not enough to bury one of the elephant's tusks. It took another seven and forty-nine days to dig, but there was not much progress. The ant couldn't help complaining: "Dad, why don't you take me away too? We have been married for less than five years, and you have made me have to dig your soul grave for the rest of my life...".

(6)

The ant and the elephant went to find the prostitute together, and the hippopotamus and centipede entertained them in the little red building.

The next day, the elephant saw the exhausted ant and praised him: "It's awesome. I climbed down within two seconds of climbing up. It's not a big deal. Brother, you are awesome. Hey." Hey, hey, hey all night, he's really an ant among ants, I admire him." The ant lay on the ground and said with a sad face: "It's so unlucky, I moved the thigh all night, and I haven't finished moving it this morning."