Collect ten classic jokes.

1. A man is anxiously waiting for his wife to give birth in the waiting room. After a long time, a smiling nurse came out with a stroller with three babies. The man looked at the three babies carefully and said solemnly to the nurse, "I want the middle one."

2. A group of workers work in a sawmill. A worker accidentally sawed off his ear because he was too close to the blade. Other workers immediately turned off the machine and looked for ears in the sawdust. The worker who lost his ear said calmly, "Look more clearly. There is a pencil behind my ear. "

3. A couple who had been married for 15 years encountered an emotional crisis and went to consult a psychologist. Experts asked them what went wrong. The wife began to criticize her husband endlessly. Finally, the expert stood up, walked around the table to his wife, embraced her warmly and kissed her. The wife suddenly became speechless and dumbfounded. The expert turned to her husband and said, "This is what your wife needs, at least three times a week. Can you do it? " The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drive her here on Monday and Wednesday, but I have to go fishing on Friday."

4. When the plane crew was resting halfway, the captain took a flight attendant to the best place in the city to eat and shop, and then stayed in a luxury hotel for one night. The next morning, after the captain arranged the flight preparations, he found that the stewardess had not arrived yet. He called the hotel and asked the stewardess what had happened. She cried on the phone and couldn't tell the room door. "Why?" The captain asked in surprise. The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in the room. One is the door of the bathroom, and the other is the door of the wardrobe. There is a sign on the door that says' Do not disturb'! "

The storm blew all the wires in the city. The customer service representative of the power company will send maintenance personnel to various places. When the operator called a customer to ask her home address, she replied, "Box 153." Tired, the operator replied, "Girl, I will go by truck instead of in an envelope."

After the examination, the young doctor couldn't determine the patient's condition, so he asked the patient, "Have you had this disease before?" "Yes, doctor." The patient replied. The doctor said, "Well, that's right. You have a relapse now.

7. Da Li usually doesn't like smoking. During this lunch break, he hid in the corner and smoked stiffly. Colleagues felt very strange and asked, "Why do you smoke, Da Li?"

Dali's face turned red: "I can't help it. Who let this plum smoke have the same name as my wife? "

My colleague smiled and said, "I miss my wife."

Dali's face suddenly turned from red to blue: "What, since she dares to hit me and I'm not a vegetarian, I dare to slap her severely." 8. One day, Xiao Wang was watching TV with his wife. There is a report on TV: "According to the survey, 70% of men want to have an extramarital affair ..."

Xiao Wang quickly explained to his wife, "I am in the other 30%!" "

As soon as the voice fell, the TV continued to report: "Another 30% hope to have multiple extramarital affairs!" 8. "I can't stand it anymore. Why does this house always leak rain? " The tenant said to the landlord.

"It's interesting that you only pay so little rent. Do you still want to miss the champagne?" My 9-year-old and 5-year-old daughters don't understand why my mother has a scar on her stomach. Her mother explained to her daughter, "The doctor cut a knife and took you out."

The daughter thought about it and asked her mother seriously, "Then why did you eat me?" 10. When her mother is pregnant again, the neighbor's bitch is about to give birth to a cub. Mother took us to watch the bitch give birth and explain how the baby came into this world. A few months later, my mother gave birth and my father took us to visit the hospital. When everyone looked in through the glass of the nursery, the 3-year-old brother asked, "Are these all ours?"

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