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A foreign movie that can only fly marijuana
Director: John Stalberg
Starring Adrien Brody.
Douban score: 6.9
Flight index: forced flight
Introduction: Yes, this is a marijuana movie, 1900 Years Legend, starring Broudy. In fact, many big movie stars have acted in flying movies, for example, Leonardo's The Beach. This film is an authentic flying film in terms of aura, story line, argot, speed of speech and editing. The standard is that your nervous system will become similar to flying after watching it. Typical American independent film narrative style, two flying leaf students simply stole marijuana from drug lords to make marijuana cakes and put them in sesame cakes in order to resist the school drug test. As a result, the whole school, including teachers, parents, students and guests, was released. The film was full of absurdity from beginning to end, and only an expert could understand it.
Ninth place: Teddy bear
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Starring: mark wahlberg
Douban score: 7.0
Flight index: circular flight
Introduction: This is a relatively cheerful flying movie in recent years, starring four main characters of Transformers. The whole film is a joke, full of dirty words from beginning to end, with no moral integrity and no lower limit. Every joke is carefully designed, with the emphasis on stability. The plot is not completely out of control, and there is no rush to throw a lot of pseudo-psychedelic images to fool people. True and absurd, absurd and fucked up, basically belong to movies that can be played in cycles.
Eighth place: trilogy of pig's head wandering the streets
Director: Danny Lerner
Starring: Zhao Yuehan/kal penn
Douban score: 7.3
Flight index: forced flight
Introduction: This is a must-see marijuana tablet for junior pilots. One was bigger than the other, and finally took President Bush with him. Neil, the chemical party member of the film, always gags at critical moments, which has also become a highlight of the film. At first glance, the first movie thought it was a gourmet party, because the ultimate goal of the whole movie was to find a legendary famous hamburger restaurant, but the whole movie was full of sex jokes, racism, all kinds of black humor and warmth, which was both obscene and joyful. In fact, American pie is really nothing, this is the real American R-rated comedy!
Seventh place: expected date of delivery
Director: Todd Phillips
Starring: Zach Galifianakis/Robert Downey Jr.
Douban score: 7. 1
Flight index: even the dog flew.
Introduction: Zach is the fat man who plays the trilogy "The Hangover". Like Luo Pang, the film was half successful, which improved their appearance in marijuana movies. This movie is a flying highway movie. From Zach's departure to buy leaves to the test flight, all the actors' lines began to be abnormal. Only when people understand that Robert Downey Jr. is serious in the movie, Zach flies leaves in the closed carriage. Donnie asked me, didn't she? At this time, Pink Floyd's Divine Comedy "Hey You" sounded, and all of a sudden it flew, even the dog in the back seat flew.
Sixth place: Grass Raider
Directed by Thomas Sorios
Starring: Micha?l Youn/Vincent Desagnat
Douban score: 7.5
Flight index: fly slowly
Introduction: Two mentally retarded hooligans in a seaside town are ambitious: one wants to break into the pop music circle with his own invented Frunkp (Funk plus Rap), and the other wants to make a fortune and taste marijuana all over the world. They accidentally offended the local gangsters, and on their way to Paris, they strayed into the secret base of Nazi Germany and found a large box of ultra-pure marijuana refined by Nazi scientists. The two entered Paris with this generation of "grass", touched a few nails (the part where they sold marijuana at the gate of the middle school was absolutely perfect), and opened the market under the brand of "Mongolian marijuana". Mafia bosses and their mistresses, vicious Paris police, the reincarnation of Hitler, and other people from all walks of life appeared one after another, trying to catch them and their "Mongolian marijuana." PS: The power of Mongolian marijuana in the film is really comparable to that of stamps. I doubt whether it really exists.
Fifth place: Adventures of Li Xianji.
Director: Frant Gwo/Li Yang
Starring: Fang Zuming/Olivia
Douban score: 6.4
Flight index: Fei Da
Introduction: This should be regarded as a rare heavy pill in China, but why is it included in the list of marijuana tablets? The author didn't just rank fifth because the leading actor Fang Zuming was found waiting for 100g. Personally, I still think it's hidden marijuana tablets. This film is about isochronism, which is the most common phenomenon encountered in flying marijuana-I feel that the whole world is slowing down, and sometimes I feel that I have done something all day, but it is actually 1 hour. Back to the movie, the narrative of this drama is fantastic and the picture is weird. If you haven't seen this kind of movie, you may not be able to accept it. You think it's too nonsense and has no connotation. In fact, there is a person who thinks its connotation value is 100g g. I heard that Fang Zuming, the star of 3 1, has been flying for eight years this year, and I am convinced. Nine times out of ten, this experienced pilot also flew over Kai Ko and Chen Bailin (in fact, I think it's hard to say who will take over, it depends on the situation in Chen Bailin). Let him take you to the subconscious parallel world again.
Fourth place: Pineapple Express.
Director: david gordon green
Starring: seth rogen/james franco/
Douban score: 7.0
Flight index: forced flight
Introduction: This movie is a must-see for pilots, not only because of seth rogen's classic interpretation of Leaves. What can No.9 marijuana do? I have never tried this wonderful herb dedicated to giving people a beautiful illusion. It can make bad movies look good, turn decay into magic, make food more delicious, and make your sex life more harmonious and cross-linked ... This inspiration comes from the design of the Golden Gate Bridge, which is my second favorite designer, second only to the designer of Madison Garden. More importantly, the title of the film finally became a special term for strong leaves-"pineapple"
Third place: two pipes
Director: guy ritchie
Starring: Jason Flemyng/Dexter Fletcher
Douban score: 9. 1
Flight index: absurd flight
Introduction: British black humor is a classic, and the interlocking plots almost reach the nanometer level, which makes you nervous to death while spitting on the screen. Director Ning Hao was inspired to write Crazy Stone. If you are used to watching American flying movies, you can change your appetite and listen to the London accent and feel more British humor. He will make you laugh when you dream about it at midnight.
Second place: a man from the earth.
Director: Richard Schenkman
Starring: david lee smith/Tony Todd
Douban score: 8.5
Flight index: high-end flight
Introduction: Many people will wonder why they chose this movie without drugs, marijuana and psychedelic scenes, but I think this movie is definitely a masterpiece of the flying story circle. The scene of this movie is very simple. The scene is a group of teachers on vacation in a villa, but the discussion about history, religion, biology and psychology is profound and fascinating, just like a few friends telling ghost stories when they were children. But you have the best audience, a monk, a biology professor, a psychology tutor and a history professor, and then you tell it through layers, and finally everyone present believes that you are the reincarnation of the Buddha. What the fuck is this feeling? Go and feel it.
First place 200 1 space roaming
Director: stanley kubrick
Starring: keir dullea/Gary Lockwood
Douban score: 8.5
Flight index: a masterpiece of big flight
Introduction to the film: the greatest director, the greatest film, and the world-recognized masterpiece. Dare to ask what a philosophical film is-20 minutes let us know how to evolve into a human being. Just as you picked up a bone and hit it on the head of the orangutan that attacked you, the picture turned to the high-tech era of outer space in 2 1 century. People learned to use tools, and a revolution of technological change took place. To a certain extent, it broke through the limit of quantitative change and evolved into qualitative change, and tools began to conquer the human brain. The long shot of "entering the black hole" in the last ten minutes is simply a masterpiece. When you enter another space and see your future, including the last life cycle, it may be a reflection of the so-called truth, or it may be nothing.
Turn the page: escape to nothingness
Director: Gaspar Noe
Starring: Nathaniel Brown/Paz de la Huerta
Douban score: 7.5
Flight index: absolutely forced to fly
Introduction: The director of this film is immutable. If you can watch the former Tik Tok scene for 30 minutes without vomiting, then you can try this film, a real technical film, to pave the way for drug abuse. Judging from the air flow around; Subjective lens-swing. Born with nothing, died with nothing. Between life and death, there is no soulless perspective, and countless long shots make you wonder if it is really shot. After watching this movie, there is really no need to take drugs, just like the anti-drug propaganda film in Kai Ko said.
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