May you be treated gently by the world.

I have a dream that everyone will be treated gently by this world! But the reality is often that we are treated cruelly ... death, you! 365 quotations and lines network specially collected and sorted out this funny joke for you. Let's have a look!

Johnson Miller, a 68-year-old British man, finally recovered after four years of fighting against liver cancer, and was called "miracle worker" by doctors.

Unfortunately, however, he was killed in a car accident on the day he received the notice of hospital rehabilitation.

The realistic version of Death Comes ... Inevitable doom!

God, is it really good for you to bully a person like this?

Uncle is easy to walk.

Today, there are some things I really can't stand! Don't say you're not from China!

It's too bullying.

Can't let the heroes chill! !

The fast broadcast fell, and no one was paid ... Today, the fast broadcast employees who were owed wages came to the Shenzhen Civic Center to pull banners for salary, hoping to repay their hard-earned money.

Employees said that their life is not easy and they are under pressure from their houses, children and parents. It is reported that the compensation for employees' wages and severance pay in June has not been paid yet.

Is this a rhythm that only deals with the aftermath?

Ma Morteng, the netizen asked you to pay the fast broadcast staff!

It's hard to broadcast fast. I'm supported from all directions, but now I'm really helpless. ...

Dear, if one day you have no food, as long as you say that you used to be a fast broadcast employee and come to my house every day, I will definitely cook it for you.

Fast broadcast, come on! Fast broadcast without crying!

Attention, attention! This is today's ... from the fighting competition and ventriloquism training class. The scene is a bit bold. . . .

I blush and my heart beats when I see my sister. Capitalism is so decadent ! !

What else is there? . . Erotic Expo from Mexico, let's go blind together.

The welfare map really can only stop here, and I feel that this month's bonus should be gone. ...

Go on, bully!

Airlines, is it really good for you to bully him like this?

"Dear Mr. Headache ... the ticket number ... has been successfully issued." 1 65438+1October1,the netizen "had a headache" and bought a plane ticket with a bound Weibo account, but received such a short message to issue the ticket. Because the information didn't match the ID card, he couldn't pass the security check, and the staff kept urging "Mr. Rentou ..."

Don't stop me, let me laugh for a while. . . . Ha ha ha ha!

The picture that the brain filled in at that time:

"Mr Head! Headache, Mr. Skull is dizzy! Your plane will take off soon! Where are you? Please board the plane immediately! "

Haha, what the hell!

Airlines, bad reviews! !

This time he really has a headache and his head is dizzy.

Then who dares to give more? Bullying people!

On October 26th, 65438/KLOC-0, Xiao Li, a worker from Feng Dan, Shaanxi Province, found a Gu Jian in the mound of the construction site.

Nobody move. Put the gun down. The whole country

Then handed the sword to the cultural relics department of Danfeng County. It was identified that the bronze sword was about 3000 years ago and belonged to the bronze sword of Chu State in the Warring States Period.

Young man, hum, you are very smart and conscious.

Finally, the Bureau of Culture and Broadcasting awarded Xiao Li a certificate of honor and 500 yuan a reward. . .

Hmm! 500 yuan is enough for a big health care!

Just can you be generous?

The young man handed it in, indicating that people have a conscience and sent it away at 500. After all, it was a bronze sword in the Warring States period. If it is such a reward, who will take the initiative to hand it in in the future?

Easy friend, if it were you, would you take the initiative to hand it in? The next page is more exciting ~ ~ ~