Tell me the funniest joke.

A five-year-old child went to a five-star hotel.

His manager said: "

Find me a lady.

"

The manager said

We are a five-star hotel.

No, miss. "

So the child threw out 5000 yuan and said, "All right."

Is there a lady? "

"said the manager.

Yes

"

The child said: "

I want to get sick. "

"said the manager.

Our five-star is not sick. "

The child threw out 5000 pieces and said, ""

Find me a sick one. "

"said the manager.

Some people are sick.

"

The child asked the manager: "

I had sex with a sick lady,

Am I sick, too

? "

The manager is afraid to speak.

The child threw out 5000 and said, ""

Am I sick, too

"said the manager.

Not running,

Definite band

, for sure. "

The child said

: "Then I did it with our nanny.

Is our nanny sick, too? "

"said the manager.

That one didn't run.

, for sure,

Absolutely. "

The child said: "

Then our nanny had sex with my father. Is my father sick, too "

The manager said

"That didn't run,

For sure,

Absolutely. "

The child said

: "Then my mom and dad did it.

Is my mother sick, too? "

"said the manager.

That one didn't run.

, for sure,

Absolutely. "

The child said: "

Then my mother had sex with our driver. Is the driver sick? "

"said the manager.

That one didn't run.

, be sure to bring

, for sure. "

The child thought about it.

, patted the table and said, "

hum

! Smelly driver, I told you to crush my little frog. "

The greatest pinyin typist in history

Gabby: You howl.

MM: You cried. Where were you killed or injured?

I surf the internet. What about you?

MM: I'm also in Wang Bali.

Where are you from?

I'm from Ghost Island.

Oh, I come from a cave.

Do you like men or women?

Gabby: Of course it's hard for me to have a baby. You must be a woman.

Yes

Are you moldy?

MM: Not bad. People say I'm a great misfortune. Are you old?

Gabby: Not bad. Many people say that I am a big loser.

Really, how much pity should we have?

Good duck, what's the number of your lean chicken? I don't know when to talk about persimmons next time.

MM: Don't use lean chicken. It's so expensive to chat with thin chicken. Just use your ball (QQ

)

You are so cute. I really want to rape you

MM: Take your time. Even though they are far apart, there are chickens in the eggs.

Dude ... no ... we are. ...

She remembers that day. ...

It was a hot afternoon,

There was a test today, so I went home early.

When I got home, I had already come back.

As if thoughtful and in a daze.

(Maybe I'm hungry)

Brother, are you hungry? I'll get the rice and eat it later. ..

(I didn't answer her)

She went to the kitchen to prepare cooking.

soon

There seems to be someone behind her. Looking back, I suddenly appeared behind her.

Oh! Brother, will you make a sound next time? You scared the crap out of me.

(strange! Brother's eyes are red)

At this moment, I suddenly grabbed her hand and she got a fright.

Brother, he slowly took that out at this time.

As soon as she saw it, she knew what had happened

She has been struggling.

Dude ... I can't! We're brother and sister ... if mom finds out ...

But I went without listening.

I've been begging her so hard that she's dizzy.

Seems to have lost his judgment.

Actually, I made a serious mistake in such a daze.

She regretted it afterwards. ...

But she was afraid to tell her mother. ....

So she said to my brother ...

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Brother! Next time you force me to sign your failed test paper, I'll tell my mother. ..

I want to hit the wall for five minutes ...