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When I got married, I invited a 10 wedding car to pick up my relatives, and my girlfriend cried and said she wanted a luxury car. what do you think?
Actually, it's not that I don't want to get married and start a family. It's just that I feel like a man. I don't want to get married and start a family with my parents' money. After all, it is not easy for parents to support us. I remember that I was going to college at that time, but the money at home was very tight and my parents had to save money for themselves, so sometimes I felt sorry for my parents. I hope my parents can earn some money by my side and treat themselves well. I don't want my parents to spend all their money on me.
In fact, when my sister got married, I also had a girlfriend who had been dating for one or two years, but I felt that it was not time to tell my family, so I kept it from my parents, otherwise my parents would not urge me to get married every day. Now I also bought a house in the city on my own. Of course, this house was also paid by my parents, because I said I would get married when I bought the house, so I immediately gave it to me100000 to get married as soon as the house was ready.
Finally, when I was 30 years old, I was going to marry my girlfriend. Girlfriend's parents prefer ostentation and extravagance, while girlfriends like to save face. Therefore, I said that the wedding must be grand, and I also suggested that the car to pick up relatives must be a better car. I didn't think so much, so I promised my girlfriend. When I was about to get married, my cousin's husband just bought a new car, so I took my cousin's new car as the main force of the wedding car.
At that time, I felt that my cousin's husband's car was also 200 thousand or 300 thousand, which was a luxury car in our family. Although some money has been prepared for the wedding, plan it anyway. Just because I am getting married, I have to spend all my money! Because my girlfriend likes ostentation and extravagance, I called 10' s wedding car to pick up my relatives. Apart from the main wedding car, it is already a lot for people like us.
At that time, I said I would use the 10 wedding car to pick up my relatives. My relatives say I am too extravagant. Usually six to eight cars are enough, but I thought I would get married once. Now that my girlfriend has made a request, I'll try my best to satisfy it. Go to your girlfriend's house to pick up relatives when you are ready. My girlfriend was also very happy when she picked up her girlfriend with flowers, but she was not very happy when she came out to see the wedding car. She even said in front of my relatives, how can you regard this car as the main wedding car?
At that time, because there were so many people, my girlfriend naturally felt a little embarrassed to say that, so I smiled and said, what's the matter? Didn't you say you wanted a luxury car? This car is new, and we can still be happy! My girlfriend was unhappy when I said this, and even cried and said, who wants such a celebration? I want a million luxury cars. What about you? Do you really want to marry me? No, I'll break up my marriage if I don't get married. If you don't pick me up in a million-dollar luxury car, I'll break up my marriage.
I was angry when I heard my girlfriend say that she was getting a divorce. I hired a 10 wedding car for the ostentation and extravagance she wanted. Although we are all friends, I can't let others help me for nothing. Can't I go out and ask for some money? I didn't expect my girlfriend to be such a snob, so I said I was going to break up my marriage. I also wanted to turn around and leave, but my girlfriend's parents stopped me, told me not to be so impulsive, and advised my girlfriend to forget it. But I don't think my girlfriend is right for me She pursues beauty and face blindly, regardless of my feelings. Do you think it is necessary to get married?
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