62 jokes to make girls happy, jokes to make girlfriends happy

Many people always say that love life is very boring, and they no longer have the same feeling as when they were passionately in love. At this time, you need to find some fun yourself, otherwise you may not end up with your girlfriend. The first choice is to be sweeter and tell more jokes to make your girlfriend happy to add fun to your love life.

Someone called the bank customer service and asked, "What should I do if I lose my bank card?" The customer service lady said, "You can go to the nearest bank to report the loss first and then apply for a new balabala..." She replied, "I can't pick it up." Get up?" The customer service lady hesitated and replied, "I don't think so because the water in your head will flow out when you lower your head."

If your girlfriend complains about someone again, you can say to her, "Although she is prettier than you, you are richer than her. Although she is smarter than you, you are better than her." Be considerate. Although she is more educated than you, you are more capable than her. Although she is more sensible than you, you are more generous than her. Although she has a higher position than you, you are more popular than her. Although she looks better than you, you are healthier than her. Although she is not as fat as you, you are more elegant than her."

Tell your girlfriend to do a magic trick and ask her to stretch out her hand. Then he touched her hand, let it go and asked her, "Is it powerful?" When she is confused, tell her that you went up to the sky just now, touched the little fairy's hand and came back again. The little fairy was very beautiful, just like her.

When I got up in the morning, my mother brought me a rabbit: "Your sister asked me to give it to you." After that, she hurried back to buy vegetables and cook. At eleven o'clock, my sister called from work: "Have you received the rabbit?" Me: "Yes." My sister: "I'm on a business trip, please take care of it for me. It likes to eat cabbage leaves." Cabbage leaves? Looking at the braised rabbit meat in the pot, I fell into deep thought.

Then I added some coriander to it...

When I was in high school, I participated in the school sports meeting. Because I was asked to make up the numbers, I ended up in the last place. Thinking that it wouldn't be a big deal, I didn't plan to try my best. Unexpectedly, at this moment, the girl I have always had a crush on yelled next to me: Come on! If you are in the top three, I will be your girlfriend! I felt like I had been given a shot of blood at that time, so I immediately charged forward and ended up in third place. After delaying my triumphant preparation to accept the love of the girl I had a crush on, I suddenly found that the girl I had a crush on was saying to the last one: Although you didn't make the top three, it doesn't matter. I know you have tried your best, so I still I can be your girlfriend!

A boy pursues the girl he likes and writes more than 700 love letters to her. The accumulation of love letters over time makes him fall in love. This kind of unremitting efforts finally leads to a good match. The girl finally marries the postman... The boy was so angry that he also ran to be a postman.

When you are searching for jokes to make your girlfriend happy, you can also look for them from your lives, because these are the unique life memories of the two of you.

It was really difficult for me to pick up girls in the past. I kept my virginity for 28 years. At that time, I had a shadow in my heart and was afraid of contacting girls. I also accidentally read a book on picking up girls. "The Complete Works of Paoxue Laowang" teaches many ways to chase girls, and they can directly establish a relationship and win the relationship without confessing. From then on, his luck in love continued, and he got beautiful girls one after another. Now I understand that picking up girls is a technical job, and the results are completely different if you understand it or not. I think brothers who want to get out of singles can read it. If you search on Baidu, you will find e-books. You can read it without spending any money. The key effect is still very good. You can apply what you have learned. I wish you all to get out of singles as soon as possible. #使 girlfriendhappy words#