I just told a girl that I was unhappy and wanted to tell a story to make her happy.

Give you some jokes to amuse her. I wish you happiness and sweetness!

1. In the face of complicated files, experienced police officer Wang looked dignified, smoked several packs of cigarettes in a row and coughed from time to time.

Xiao Li, an inexperienced intern policeman, couldn't stand it anymore and went forward to dissuade him.

Officer Wang explained: "Don't worry, I'm fine. I have solved the case for many years. If I don't smoke, I won't be inspired! "

Xiao Li said, "Although I am not as experienced as you, if you really treat me as a friend,

Take my advice and stop smoking my cigarettes, okay? "

In order to prove the safety of the material, the boss actually ate the mask himself.

We were under great pressure to sell manure, and the pesticide seller cried in the toilet. ...

My cousin called me with tears and said that the male god she had been chasing for half a year had just explicitly rejected her.

I said angrily and humorously, "you are a unrequited lover, and people have never loved you."

What is there to cry about? Cousin choked and said, "Cousin, you don't know that I chased him three months ago.

He said he didn't like thin people, but he liked fat people. I am getting fatter every day.

He also said that he prefers thin people to fat people! I, I can't cut .......... "... me. ...