Collecting humorous jokes?

1. Who falls more easily in the race between the fox and the rabbit?

2. Why do geese fly south in winter?

Spiders have eight feet. It passed a pile of shit. Why are there only three pairs of footprints on the ground?

4. What will the fat man look like when he falls from the Oriental Pearl?

A bear came from a distance and guessed an idiom.

6. Who is the most diligent and lazy among the ten numbers from one to ten?

7. If the stag runs faster and faster, what will it become?

8. Blue sword and gun, guess an idiom.

9. It takes 1 hour for a bird to fly from A to B. On a summer afternoon, it takes two hours to fly from A to B. Why?

10. The sheep calls the eagle to guess the idiom.

1 1. To cross the single-plank bridge, there are wolves in front and tigers behind. How do you cross it?

12. Two ants see a pear and guess the names of two countries.

13. Who has the best flying skills since ancient times?

14. Bite bread and run into the toilet. Guess an idiom.

15. Xiaoming's mother gave Xiaoming 1 yuan coins to buy soy sauce. Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a coin on the way. what should he do ？

16. What are Zhou Yu's and Kong Ming's mother's surnames?

17. How much should I take when I go out on a typhoon day?

18. Which animated character likes to help people best?

19. What often happens in the forest? Guess an animal.

20. Explain the origin of the idiom "The truth comes out".

Answer: 1. Fox, because foxes are cunning.

Because flying is faster than walking.

Because it stood up and covered its nose with two feet.

4. Fat man

5. Come prepared (bear comes)

6. One is the laziest, and the other is the most industrious.

7. Expressway (male deer)

8. Invisibility (blue)

9. Because it raises a wing to cover the sun.

10. Yang serving yin disobeying (the sheep is fed by the eagle by telephone)

1 1. Fuzzy

12. Italy, Australia (one ant says: a big pear, another ant says: Oh, a big pear)

13. Cao Cao (because as the saying goes: Speak of the devil and he will arrive)

14. Include packages to be published.

15. Go back and ask mom for one yuan.

16. Zhou Yu's mother's surname is Du, and Kong Ming's mother's surname is He (because Zhou Yu shouted before his death that He Shengliang was born in Chongqing)

174,000 million (because the typhoon weather station will warn everyone: nothing (4) don't go out)

18. Robot Cat (Doraemon) (because he likes to lend a helping hand to people best.

19. Elk (lost)

20. Once upon a time, there was a man named Dabai. His son is very much like him. When everyone saw him, they all said, Wow, it's like Dabai.