Looking for jokes about French fries and cigarettes

8 Jokes About French Fries and Smoking Scenario 1 Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke? Boy A: Don’t smoke. Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries. Boy A: Naturally stretched out two fingers to take it... Teacher: Don't want to suck? ! Call parents... Scene 2 Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy B: No. Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries. Boy B: Because he heard what happened to A, he took the fries very carefully with his palm. Teacher: Why don’t you dip it in ketchup? Boy B: I accidentally dipped it in too much, so I flicked it with my fingers immediately... Teacher: You are very skilled in flicking the ash. Call parents... Scene 3 Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy c: Don’t smoke. Teacher: If you don’t want to smoke, okay, let’s eat some French fries. Boy C: Because of the previous two examples, he finished eating the fries very carefully and sweating. Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates? Boy C: After taking the fries, he put it on his ear... Teacher: Don't want to suck it? Call parents... Scene 4 Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy d: Don’t smoke. Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries. Boy d: I finished the fries with fear. Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates? Boy d: carefully put the chips into his coat pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here! Boy D quickly took out the chips from his pocket, threw them on the ground, and stepped on them with his feet... Teacher: Don't suck? ! Call parents... Scene 5 Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy e: No. Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries. Boy e: I just took the fries, and the teacher said, "Aren't you going to treat me to some?" Boy e: quickly handed over the fries with both hands, and then took out the lighter... Teacher: Don't smoke? ! Call parents... Scene 6 Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy F: No. Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries. Boy f: I finished eating with fear. The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here! Boy F: His palms were sweaty, but he still lowered his head calmly and said: Hello, principal! Teacher: The principal will smell your mouth. Boy F took out French fries: No, it’s still here, the fire hasn’t even started yet... Scene 7 Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Boy g: Promise to God, I will never smoke. Teacher: You really don’t want to smoke? OK, let's eat some root fries. Boy G naturally took the fries and ate them all. Teacher: What a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? Boy g (getting carried away): Greater China... Scene 8 Teacher: Let’s eat French fries. Boy n: Thank you, no. Teacher: ...

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