Back to the classic lines of the Three Kingdoms

Back to the classic lines of the Three Kingdoms

1, wrong, it's a ball! The good thing is that when we play cuju, we kick the goal and everyone shouts good ball! That's good!

2, tall and mighty, handsome but not arrogant, humble but not humble! Sang Rou, you found it!

3. The dumped woman is equal to the spilled water, which is irreparable!

The saddest thing is that you haven't thought about me. If you assassinate Mrs. Cai, you will die. Our three brothers got married in Taoyuan on the same day and said that they hoped to die on the same day in the same year. Do you want me to drag out an ignoble existence alone?

The shark is still in the Philippines and hasn't swam to Hong Kong.

6. Your father makes milk tea with silk stockings every day to make money. And you spend money on bubble tea every day.

7. Sima Yunxin said: Blind marriage and happy marriage, free love and eating rice porridge are all possible!

8, so the real master is to use his brain.

9, not inserted into the armpit, not a dislocation?

10, boss, I want to learn from you, not work, be the boss.

1 1. I treat you as a friend and you treat me as a one-night stand.

12. Now there is chaos in all directions, and there is no place to live. It's hard to stay and it's hard to go. Dead bitch

13, Zi Qian asked: Could Brother Sima Yun please explain? Sima Yunxin A: You said you were in trouble, but of course you didn't explain! Let you be stupid all your life, and being stupid is stupid, and let you be stupid all your life. You got it? Zi Qian replied: I understand!

14, one day and one place. One is out of the hall, and the other is disrespectful. How can my idol be so unlucky?

15, can we have such a happy day? Watch the beautiful scenery, watch the sunset and sunrise together, climb mountains and wade together, design our huts together, watch movies together, walk together, eat all kinds of snacks together, cook together, play games together, go shopping together, and grow old together. If one day, we can be so happy, holding each other's hands and interlocking our fingers, waiting for you for a lifetime.

16. Pandas are only lazy and can't farm. I can only be lazy and can't farm. Why am I not a national treasure?

17, I'm from Hong Kong, how can I cross to the Three Kingdoms?

Yi Zhongtian's Classic Quotations Three Kingdoms

1, Xiang Yu is so human and attracts girls. I'm afraid all the girls at that time would marry Xiang Yu.

2. Cao Cao's first official position was the northern governor of Luoyang County, equivalent to the deputy county public security bureau chief.

Cao Cao likes beautiful women. Everywhere I go, I like to hug the grass and shoot rabbits, and collect some beautiful women or something!

4. Baby, come back, okay? Stop fooling around and come back with me! This is Cao Cao persuading his wife to go home.

5, Lu Bu thought: Cao Cao, thief, sly!

6. The imperial court sent someone to check the king of Wu, but no weapons of mass destruction were found.

7. It is also possible that Liu Bang got rheumatoid arthritis after years of fighting.

8. Before the Qing Dynasty entered the customs, the generals all knew about the Three Kingdoms, and printed a thousand copies of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which were sent to the generals as internal documents.

9. Wu Zetian took the old boat ticket and boarded the luxury yacht in the harem again.

10, Cao Cao is short, probably like me. Compared with Zhuge Liang's ratio of 1.84 meters, it can only be regarded as unqualified and defective products.

1 1, I'm not an expert and scholar, I'm just a pathfinder, a landmine walker, and I may die at any time.

12, Yuan Shao is an illegitimate child, and so is Yuan Shu, so Yuan Shu has always looked down on Yuan Shao: You see, it's no wonder that he was born with a little wife and can't do anything big ~ ~ If you want to establish a new monarch, you must establish yourself. Why build others? Why bother?

13, Yuan Shao receives visitors at home all day. In the present words, he is having a salon and a party, and the traffic is busy and crowded. This incident caught the attention of the authorities at that time.

14, Yuan Shu thinks that the title of emperor is just like a trademark in our current market economy, which needs to be registered first. He thinks that he registered the emperor's trademark first, and others can't do anything about it. Unexpectedly, he became the target of public criticism.

15, what is real is not good-looking, and what is good-looking is not true. There must be a way to solve this problem. I think this method is great. The so-called wonderful theory is that history is included and literature is outside, which is both historical truth and literary interest.

16, which makes us feel that Yuan Shao seems to have a genius. He will definitely not listen to any correct opinions that are beneficial to him, and he will definitely listen to any wrong opinions that are unfavorable to him. That's weird.

17 by the way, Jiang Gan was also wronged. He didn't steal any books at all, and he's not ugly. He is also a handsome guy, because Zhou Yu is a handsome guy, and his friends are usually handsome guys.

18, if someone annoys you, you immediately jump on it, bite it and hug it. What's this, crab! Han Xin is definitely not a crab.

19, I am employed by you, and I will give you a plan faithfully. If you don't listen to me, bye-bye, I'll change my boss.

20. The so-called empty city plan is also made up. Zhuge Liang moved a piano, put an incense burner, called two children and sang karaoke on the rostrum.

2 1, where is Liu Bang? At this moment, two girls, one left and one right, are waiting to wash their feet. Maybe, like us modern people, we also do some foot massage or something.

22. Cao Cao said to the princes: Now is the best time to destroy Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo set fire to Luoyang and hijacked the emperor, which can basically be positioned as a terrorist organization.

23. Their stupidity is in direct proportion to their arrogance. Yuan Shao is crazier than Cao Cao, and Yuan Shao is more stupid than Cao Cao. Yuan Shu is crazier than Yuan Shao, and Yuan Shu is more stupid than Yuan Shao. The best is the stupidest.

24. Because the vassal states that make up the coalition are all in the east of Hangu Pass, this unit is also called Kanto Coalition, Kanto Coalition and Kanto Rebel Army ~ hereinafter referred to as Kanto Army-!

25. Cao Cao's so-called farming and farming is a militarized lifestyle; Tian is a centralized mode of production. This is a very clever policy! It is equivalent to that Cao Cao established the Production and Construction Corps more than 1700 years ago. Here!

26. What should Chao Cuo do at this time? He should pick up his tail and be a man. He didn't! Today's reform, tomorrow's political reform, is like a dung-stirring stick, which makes the court restless and independent, but it is not as urgent as you in Chao Cuo.

27. Yuan Shao wants to set up a new king. Once, I asked Cao Cao to drink. After drinking, he took out a decree, probably carved by Yuan Shao himself. I discussed it with Cao Cao, weighed it in one hand and whispered in the other: Look at this thing, what do you think? Let's get started.

28. What is the relationship between the barber and Guan Yu? At that time, people in the Three Kingdoms did not shave their heads, but kept their hair. It's just that the barber and Guan Yu are holding knives in their hands ~ It reminds me of a couplet posted by the barber: How many heads are there in the world? See what the old man means! Who dares to go in and shave their heads after reading this!

29. Liu Beigan's escape is still very powerful. He is like a mouse on a ship. He always seems to be the first to notice which ship will capsize. First hit Yuan Shao with Gongsun Zan, then hit Lu Bu with Cao Cao, and then hit Cao Cao with Yuan Shao.

30. Yuan Shang and Yuan said together: Let's buy that boy Gongsun Kang a drink and cook him at the party! Gongsun Kang also concluded here: Why don't I invite these two brothers to drink and cook at the banquet? And Gongsun Kang cooked them!

3 1. Many people who study history regard history as a corpse, put it on an autopsy table, cut it bit by bit with a scalpel, and take out the kidney, liver and heart to study. This may be one way, but I don't like it very much. I am from a literary background. I think that in the face of history, we must first feel its flesh and blood and texture, and then we can talk about research.

32. Phoenix Satellite TV Century Lecture Hall, the host asked me: You have been self-conscious for more than 50 years and have confirmed yourself for more than 50 years. Should I give myself a statement? I don't want to write a eulogy for myself so early. But if he wants to ask, then say it! The way I give it is that I am at least an interesting person.

33. At that time, Jiangdong people called Sun Weilang and Zhou Weilang. Lang is a young man, which means praising beauty. Therefore, Sun Lang is handsome, not handsome Zhou. Handsome men like beauty, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu married the two most beautiful girls at that time. It can be said that Zhou Yu is a battlefield, officialdom and love at this time. Anyway, I am envious!

34. Emperor Huan and Emperor Ling are not fit to be emperors. Lingdi's hobbies are literature and architecture. He is very good at architecture. He did research all day, and as a result, he built a tap water system in the palace! And he also wants to promote his scientific research achievements in the city, announce that you are an emperor, not a sewer, and let the people of the city drink tap water!

I'm a classic line from Saint Jin Shun.

I'm a classic line from Saint Jin Shun.

Memory has no power. (stainless steel)

Everyone knows that he will die, but isn't he still alive? (three stones)

I will never forget you, just like a fossil, buried in my heart forever. (three stones)

No matter whether the hormone overflows or dries up, I will work hard with my heart, sincerely. (stainless steel)

5, like is like, don't like is don't like, why so complicated? (stainless steel)

6, eyes to the distance, the heart to the distance. (Xizhen)

7. Other people's watches are turning, but yours has stopped. (Henry)

8, life is not like this, just rely on courage! (stainless steel)

9. Don't look back, don't worry about the future, and live every day now. (Ss Dad)

10, cross the Pacific Ocean by boat. If a person takes a boat, he will be very scared. Also, two people paddle faster than one. (stainless steel)

1 1, I don't even know myself, how can I know others? (stainless steel)

12, she is radiant now, and you will forget it after a while, just like we are now. (Xizhen)

13, I don't know how attractive you are, that's your charm. (three stones)

14, at least I won't die. If something bothers me, I think it's this: at least I won't die. (three stones)

15, shall I teach you another one? Love is childish. (stainless steel)

16, I want to be a person without baking powder. (stainless steel)

17, looking at the mountain climbing from the top, suddenly the top disappeared. What should I do? (Xizhen)

At this time, when men and women go to the hotel, it means that everything is over. Next time, don't ask why. When the clock strikes midnight, forget everything. People who like to cheat in the world are all men, men are basically like that, and so are women. (three stones)

19 I loved a girl with chubby cheeks. I loved the girl who wanted to be the best cake maker, and I also loved the girl who went to Paris to find materials for making cakes. There are many dreams, enthusiasm and vitality. A girl who always smells good. I like it. But my love can only stop here. If you ask me why? What should I say? I'm sorry, because my love can only stop here. (Hyun-woo)

20. There was a time when I felt that I was the master of the world, just like walking on clouds. I feel alienated, sometimes tired and wobbly. I like that feeling. I think even the clouds are full of love, so I am swaying. A man gave me happiness. Then take it away. I am crying now, not because I lost him. But love. I cry because I no longer believe in love. Such a passionate love has disappeared without a trace. I understand that love has nothing but weakness, and I cry for such me. (stainless steel)

2 1, there is a writer who writes novels. The writer writes a letter every night and puts it in front of and behind her husband's desk before going to bed. Then her husband gets up in the morning and reads letters before going to work. Every morning, her husband becomes the first reader of his wife's article. I will give JH the first cake I made myself. I want to make him the best cake I can. Just like this, I love JH. (stainless steel)

I can't see anything in my eyes now. What is the reason? Say it. I know you are knowledgeable and a civilized person. But when you talk to me, you should keep a low profile. Don't say anything that I can't understand. Say simple words, metaphors, personification. Don't use useless words with me Try to keep it simple. Don't say those useless words! Get to the point! (stainless steel)

23. What is so difficult to like is whether you like it or not? Why is it so complicated?

24. You are very attractive. I don't know how attractive I am This is your charm.

I don't like you looking at other men (women). I don't want it. I don't like you listening to other men (women). I don't know why, but I don't like it.

26. In this vast universe, on this planet called Earth, you and I met. Today is the100th day when you came to my side. Thank you for coming to me. (three stones)

27. She is a girl who works hard to realize her dream by her own hands, unlike those silly girls who dress up with the money earned by her parents. Moreover, she knows her situation, what she should do in this world, how to live in the future, and has healthy values and ways of thinking. She is a lively girl. (three stones)

28. One day, I asked my heart: If I feel pain, the doctor will treat me; Who will treat you for your pain? So he said to himself, I can only be kind to myself. Perhaps because of this, everyone has a cure for heartburn. Drinking, singing, getting angry, crying, laughing, complaining to friends, traveling, running marathons, the worst way is to escape this heartache. My treatment is to bake cakes and cookies at dawn like this. When my father suddenly left me, when his passionate relationship ended and he was insulted, he would go to the studio to make cakes in the early hours of the morning. Comfort yourself with the fragrance of that time. Is there any sweeter treatment in the world? (stainless steel)

Classic lines daquan

1, a person who has never been kind, can best identify kindness and cherish kindness. Fanghua

It turns out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad she was at that time. A Chinese Odyssey

3. How can you know that you don't like it unless you try it yourself? Previous raiders

4, my mission is to accompany, her mission is to let me grow up. Growth doesn't necessarily gain anything, it will definitely lose something! Top 3

Whether a relationship can come to an end depends on whether you have the intention to mend it or whether you have new ideas. Top 3

6, dare not find an object called a single aristocrat, you call this single dog. Example 2

7. Deception is like a moth throwing herself into a fire, knowing that she will get hurt, but she still has to throw herself into the fire. A moth is so stupid. A Chinese Odyssey

8. You can bully me like this because I like you. Previous raiders 2

9. There will always be a gentle person who will keep you warm and then leave silently. Top 3

10, some people are destined to let you grow up. Top 3

1 1. Some people finally break up because they believe in being together too much. Previous raiders

12, sometimes God makes you wait for the right person, but the right person is not necessarily your favorite. Some people are doomed to have no fate. Although they are sorry, some answers are always love, but now they just want to cherish the people in front of them. Previous raiders

13, men are like keys and women are like locks. What is the name of the key that can open any lock? It's called the master key.

14, once she was my weakness, but now, I am no longer her armor. Top 3

15, we will get together, no matter what happens. Big Fish & Begonia

16, Lao Zhao said that your generation is different from ours. Our generation thinks that things are broken and need to be repaired, and your generation thinks that things are broken and need to be replaced, so there are so many predecessors. Previous raiders

17, I remember his face, I don't know his name, I remember his eyes and the scar on his forehead. I searched for six hours, all night. A small white fish came from Toona sinensis. She looked at the little fish, who closed his eyes and fell asleep quietly. Big Fish & Begonia

18, what I fear most in this world is to make you suffer. Big Fish & Begonia

19, good friends are not terrible, best friends. No matter how much you do, it is not worth her words. Best friend is little mother-in-law! Previous raiders

20. No matter how deep your feelings are, you can't resist the entanglement of fate. I am really sad to think that Rosie will disappear from my life. Previous raiders

2 1, I am not selfless, I am so selfish. Fanghua

22, because I saw that meaningless in her eyes, just like me at the beginning. the top three places

23. God gave us life to work miracles. Big Fish & Begonia

24. When Toona sinensis leaves, Haitang blooms. Did you turn into wind and rain and come here through time and space? Big Fish & Begonia

25. Are women insecure in this world? Yes, neither. Top 3

26. She was afraid of the number of my predecessors, and I began to worry about the quality of her predecessors. Previous raiders

27. I am afraid of goodbye in my mouth and missing in my heart. Top 3

28. Everyone who lives in the world is a big fish living in the sea, and life is to sail across the sea. Big Fish & Begonia

29. Sometimes you find that you are in love with someone you hate, and this relationship is the most deadly. A Chinese Odyssey

30. No luck. Good luck or bad luck is your destiny. Big Fish & Begonia

3 1. When love is lost, the best way to verify whether you love each other is to separate. If the separation is painful, if it is missed, it is true love, and true love will definitely make them meet again. Previous raiders

32. There is a beautiful flower in the world, and that is youth blooming. There is a hero's flower in the world, and that is the brilliance of youth. Fanghua

Now I solemnly declare that everything on this mountain is mine, including you. A Chinese Odyssey

34. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points depend on looks. Example 2

35. Everyone is a fish in the sea. They crossed the ocean to meet. Big Fish & Begonia

I remember his face, but I don't know his name. Big Fish & Begonia

37, see reincarnation, love bitter parting. The cycle of life is a miracle. Big Fish & Begonia

38, good girlfriends come to the festival together, good brothers are single together, unkind and unjust! Top 3

39. Life is a journey. It took us several cycles to complete the journey. And this journey is very short, so be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and chase a dream. Big Fish & Begonia

40. I will turn into the wind and rain of the world and accompany you. Big Fish & Begonia

4 1, do you know what's delicious? I feel beautiful when I drink too much. Top 3

When you are mature, you may get nothing, but you will definitely lose something. Top 3

43. In fact, many couples quarrel to prove that they care more about each other and love each other more. However, what they say often turns into venting their dissatisfaction. The more they don't want to hear, the more they talk! What I want to prove is love, but it has become a proof of being hurt! Previous raiders

44. We will lose this short life. You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and chase a dream. Big Fish & Begonia

45. Nobody belongs to anyone, who you may be, who you may be, and so is interpersonal relationship! Previous raiders

46. The reason why I was so entangled before. Because we've never really been together. Previous raiders

47. My lover is a hero on earth, and one day he will marry me on the colorful clouds. I guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending. A Chinese Odyssey

48, watch the reincarnation, love bitter parting. The cycle of life is a miracle. Love a person, climb a mountain and pursue a dream, so be bold. Big Fish & Begonia

49. I love you, clean and tidy. Top 3

50. Love when you are young is called harmony, and love when you grow up is called merger and cooperation. Top 3

5 1, loneliness is a common problem in metropolis. Top 3

52. No matter how long you live, what's the point of being unhappy? Big Fish & Begonia

53. I can't help thinking that the youth of a generation has changed beyond recognition. Although they are still talking and laughing as before, it is not difficult to see the changes that time has brought to everyone. Fanghua

54. Forgive me for not wanting you to see them grow old. It's all changed beyond recognition. Fanghua

55. I can't do that kind of support that is not afraid of injury. I need him to accompany me to prove that he loves me, and I need him to spend time on me to prove that he loves me. Top 3

56. I like you so much that you will die if you like me? A Chinese Odyssey

I regret not hugging you that night. Big Fish & Begonia

58. When two people break up, one thinks he won't leave and the other thinks he will stay. Top 3

Actually, I've been waiting for you all these years. I like you. I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. Fanghua

60. Not everyone can be called an ex, and an ex is not just someone. It's the trace left in your heart by everyone who walks by. Previous raiders

6 1, I never knew it was so painful to love someone. A Chinese Odyssey

62. Goodbye and live up to the meeting. Top 3

Look, that man looks like a dog. A Chinese Odyssey

People can't see such a beautiful sky when they are dead. Look at the stars in the sky and talk to yourself. Big Fish & Begonia

65. Kindness is unrequited. Kindness is a heartfelt choice. Fanghua

66. It's like wind and rain. I am willing to turn into the wind and rain in the world and stay with you. Wait, wait for the next day. Big Fish & Begonia

67. Many people get together not because they like to get along, but because they are afraid of loneliness. Top 3

68, borrow the shell of quarreling, and scatter the jiao of missing. Top 3

69. Whose love do you think you accepted? You accepted God's love. He will betray all the gods to love you, endure all the pain for you and bring you happiness. Big Fish & Begonia

70. I can't love you if I wear the hoop, and I can't save you if I put it down! A Chinese Odyssey

7 1, you are indifferent to me, ignoring me and bossing me around. Don't you bully me so much because I like you? Example 2

72. People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey

73. You will be mine in the future. Like my donkey, I will print it for you. A Chinese Odyssey

74. I came to give you my heart back today. A Chinese Odyssey

75. My Prince Charming is a world hero. One day, he will drive a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me. Guess the beginning, but can't guess the end, a Chinese odyssey.

76. You said "pick up girls" and there were only two results. You have to accept your heart or kidney. Where are you going this time? Previous raiders

77. I don't understand why the people I love the most can't be together. Big Fish & Begonia

78. No matter how deep your feelings are, you can't resist the intertwined fate. Previous raiders

79. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people. A Chinese Odyssey

80. Some lost days don't need to be remembered, but they will never be forgotten. Fanghua

8 1, as long as your heart is kind, right or wrong is someone else's business. Big Fish & Begonia

82. From knowing you to connecting with your life, I have never regretted it. Big Fish & Begonia

83. Yes, I have changed. I won't shrink back like you, and I won't follow my secret love. You light me up, but unfortunately, you don't know me well enough. Previous raiders

84. Say goodbye to your predecessor and cherish the present. Top 3

85. I believe the so-called truth in this world, because there is no eternal justice. Big Fish & Begonia

86. We are neither human nor god, we are just others. Big Fish & Begonia

87. I want to go back to the time when I can tell you frankly that we are back together. Top 3

Classic lines of spring festival evening

1, the more love you see when you are apart, the more love you lose when you are apart.

2, don't give elder brother discharge, sister-in-law has caller ID.

3. Your brain has gone into gutter oil.

The eunuch has no son, but you can't live without a father.

My dad is on the list of service dissatisfaction.

6. Teacher, do I look like a chicken?

7. You and your wife really match.

8. Do you think your mother can come empty-handed?

9. What substances do silicon and water produce? Turtle soup

10, I'm from the provincial fertilizer plant.

1 1, are you sick? A: Do you have any medicine?

12, if you don't promise me, he will die for you.

13, hey, can I cheat you some money?

14, these eyes really have face and land. Are they original?

15, if you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

16, which boss's daughter-in-law is not young these days.

17, I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

18, you are Lori, and your whole family is Lori.

19, I'm not afraid of being the first ten thousand people to stop, I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

20, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.

2 1, Zhu Jun: the Yuan Dynasty was unified, and Taurus celebrated the New Year!

22. What kind of mental illness is worth 100 yuan?

23, Dong Qing: Vientiane update, the city purple welcome Reiz!

24, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

Be yourself because no one wants to be you.

Don't worry, you won't say anything if I kill you.

27. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

28. Successful people don't win at the starting point, but at the turning point.

29. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

30. What should I do if the gas is poisoned? Have a cigarette to calm down.

3 1, Bai: At this moment, the whole world is celebrating and everyone is happy!

Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will make the sea laugh.

Why didn't we take the children with us when we left?

34. Love everyone, trust some people, and don't be sorry for anyone.

35. What's your last name? Nice last name. Why is your surname good? My dad's last name is good!

36. deliveryman: this box is yours and this box is Tingting's.

37. I am beautiful, surrounded by a group of boys. I have a special face.

38. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling.

40. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

4 1, I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.

42. I know I'm a liar and you've been talking to me for so long.

43. Isn't there half a cucumber in the refrigerator? Go and fry four dishes for the children.

44. Never give me any trouble. Never pick on ordinary people.

45. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

46. Zhou Tao: At this time, spring is back to the earth, and the spring is beautiful!

47. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!

48. Son, do you use local TV or CCTV?

49. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

5 1, Husband: Quarrel with someone again? Madam: No, with the dog!

52. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.

53. It is not necessarily the cleaner who holds the broom, but it may be Harry Potter.

54. As I become more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers. .

55. My eyes are big, my nose is small, my legs are long and my arms are S-shaped. My name is Qu Ying.

Zhang Zequn: Friends, please continue to enjoy our Spring Festival Gala.

57. My brother is particularly miserable. He just found out that his son is not his own.

58. Hello, this is the commercial bank. Your bus card shows that you spent 8000 yuan in a different place.

59. A woman's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make a woman cry to show that you are useless.

Zhu Jun: At this moment, we want to dedicate our most beautiful songs to your motherland!