A joke in a mental hospital

Humorous jokes are actually mediators of life. When we see something we are interested in and can't help laughing, we will raise our mouths. This is the charm of jokes. Here are some jokes I brought to you about mental hospitals for your reference.

A joke story in a mental hospital 1 A patient came to see a psychiatrist;

Patient: I always thought I was a bird.

Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start?

Patient: Because I am a bird.

A doctor in a mental hospital asked the patient, What would you do if I cut off one of your ears?

The patient replied, then I can't hear you.

The doctor listened: mm-hmm, it's normal.

The doctor asked again, what will happen to you if I cut off your other ear again?

The patient replied, then I won't watch it.

The doctor began to get nervous: how could it not be seen?

The patient replied: because the glasses will fall off.

The joke story of the mental hospital 3. There is an old lady in the mental hospital, wearing black clothes and holding a black umbrella every day, squatting at the gate of the mental hospital.

The doctor thought: to cure her, we must start from understanding her.

So the doctor was dressed in black, took a black umbrella and squatted there with her.

The two men were silent for a month.

The old lady finally said to the doctor, are you a mushroom, too?

One day, it rained. Many people in the mental hospital bathe in the rain with towel soap, and only one person is alone watching jokes on the windowsill.

The dean asked happily, "Why don't you go?"

The psychopath said, "Those fools are very stupid. I'll wait until the water is hot! " "

A mental patient who used to be a physics teacher is heating a bottle of water with a lighter. The doctor saw it and asked, "What are you doing?"

"I'm doing an experiment," the mental patient said proudly. "Think about it. If the upper seawater is ice water and the lower seawater is hot water, there will be a temperature difference between cold water and hot water. As long as the submarine is in this temperature difference, it can consume no energy. "

The doctor asked curiously, "How can the upper seawater be turned into cold water and the lower seawater into hot water?"

"This is exactly what I want to leave to mankind!"

In the corridor of a mental hospital, patient A said to a patient holding a duck, "Dude, why did you take such a thin dog out for a walk?"

The duck-hugging patient smiled and replied, "Are you crazy? See clearly that this is a duck, not a dog. "

Patient A said contemptuously, "You are crazy. I didn't ask you. I asked the duck. "

It is said that two mental patients managed to escape from the mental hospital.

But when you get out of the door, you have to climb over the wall of 100 to reach the expressway.

They climbed 60 walls together, and one of them was mentally ill. Ask the other one, are you tired, man?

The other replied that he was not tired.

He said that it was very tiring. Let's keep turning.

When turning to the 99th wall, a psychopath asked another psychopath, Are you tired, man?

The other replied, I'm tired! Let's go back!

So they returned it. ......

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