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Some educational dialogues in Wulin Gaiden
"Every episode allows us to understand a new truth"
01 Guo Nuxia smashes up Tongfu Store, shopkeeper Tong cleverly points out the lost people
Xiangyu: If you don’t know how to do it, you can learn it! No one will laugh at you! Do things with your hands, not your mouth. As the saying goes, it's all talk and no practice. They talk a lot and talk a lot, but they don't know how to do anything. As time goes by, who will trust you and promote you? Who will give you a chance to prove yourself... Life must be taken step by step, and things must be done bit by bit...
02 The shopkeeper condolences the malingerer, and the waiter cleans up the provocative woman
Zhantang: Is martial arts training for competition? It comes in handy when you really need it. When robbers come, you can attack them head-on. When you see injustice on the road, you can draw your sword to help. Only at these times can martial arts display its true power. And the source of this power comes from the righteousness in your heart. As long as a person has this kind of righteousness, even if he has no martial arts, he can still be invincible!
03 The gangs were reduced to followers, and Mo Xiaobei established the eight major sects
Xiucai: My novel cannot have much value or special significance. It is even less likely that Pepsi will be famous. But at least I can enjoy myself. Most importantly, I know what I should do. Compared with inner happiness and fulfillment, what is fame and fortune?
04 Chef Li outsmarts the blind old lady, and the White Pirate Saint meets the gambling king miserably
Xuanyuan with a severed finger: You always say that small gambling is pleasant, but big gambling is harmful to the body. I think a bet is a bet, no matter how big or small it is. Because those who win still want to win; those who lose want to make a comeback. Once you have sex, you won't care about anything else. As long as you are on the gambling table, it doesn't matter how good your gambling skills are or how big your net worth is. No one can stop playing until they lose everything. Therefore, if you gamble for a long time, you will lose!
05 Zhan Hongwen Thousand Miles is a pickpocket, Guo Furong is obsessed with the Thief
Zhantang: Do you know why I quit the world? It's because I see through this. What does it mean to be a thief? It's all nonsense! A thief is a thief! There are no good thieves and bad thieves. Is it chivalrous to just steal something and grab something to give away? Take this matter as an example. Although the thing is small, it only takes one finger. But the bad impact it caused is indelible. The social order is in chaos and the social atmosphere is bad. The trust between people disappeared in an instant! If this is so-called justice, then I would rather not have this kind of stolen justice.
06 Yang Huilan competes in martial arts to attract the husband, and Li Dazui kills the evil god
Xiang Yu: Being kind and reckless are not the same thing at all. Let me tell you a story. I have a cousin who has been very thoughtful since he was a child. Others said he dared not ride a horse after drinking. Must ride. As a result, he fell off his horse and broke more than a dozen ribs. Others said he didn't dare go into the water. In the middle of winter, I just jumped into the water. As a result, I got sick from the cold and am still lying on the kang. This is recklessness.
07 The scholar worked hard to ask for money and vented his personal anger by playing pranks on Fu Rong
Xiang Yu: This is true. If you don’t steam the steamed buns, you’ll lose your breath. But this anger is the ambition to work hard, not the petty resentment. For the sake of something as big as sesame, I would torment myself to death. It also affects the people around you. Is it worth it? Life has a lot of friction. Be more tolerant, be more tolerant. Isn’t it over? Isn't this bad?
08 The widow in Qixia Ancient Town is looking for her husband, and everyone gathers at Shangru Inn
Xiang Yu: From now on, we will share blessings and share hardships.
09 Tong Xiangyu worked hard, and Mo Xiaobei sleepwalked in the movie city
Xiangyu: It doesn’t matter if you are naughty, but you must not hurt the people who love you. Although it is said that children's words are unbridled, once or twice is enough; three or four times will make people feel cold; five or six times will make people say that the child has a bad heart. She doesn't deserve all of us to be nice to her.
10 The brave and brave man catches the head and drinks strong wine, and shows favor to the scholar to steal the leftovers
Xiangyu: We respect you on weekdays, not because of your clothes, nor because of your whole day Yelling five and drinking six. It's because you have the heart.
Willing to risk his life to protect the people in the town.
11 Shi Niang acts like a coquettish girl, and Sai Diaochan plays tricks on Xiangyu.
Xiangyu: Paying taxes is our responsibility and obligation. If there were no taxes, how could the country have so much money to protect your rights? The road in front of the door, the bridge by the river, the guard at the border, the sentry at the city gate. That's all collected from countless taxes.
12 The wronged man pretends to be a rebel and asks the business boss to be generous.
Fu Rong: Trust is mutual. We trust you, and you should trust us too.
13 Strive for self-esteem, pretend to be a literary giant, solve the crisis and set up the overall situation
Xiucai: At first, I studied for fame. Later, as I read it, I felt unsure. There are so many books, so many books. I was so impulsive that I suddenly realized what I was doing. How to say it? Take making friends as an example. What you use is your heart, not your knowledge. We study not to show off. But for better communication.
14 Mr. Xing bravely solves the chicken murder case, and Yan Xiaoliu promotes the anti-thief method
Xiang Yu: I think so, Lao Xing. For a policeman. It doesn't matter how many tasks you complete or how many thieves you catch. What matters is whether the people on the side you protect live and work in peace and contentment. Only when the people are good is it truly good.
15 Lei Laowu sneaked into the county government office, and shopkeeper Tong got in.
Zhantang: There are too many firsts in this life. If you keep dwelling on this, you'll never move forward. Always remembering the past. I think the first time is indeed precious. But the most precious thing to you is the time and energy wasted for the first time.
16 Playing tricks to defraud a bookseller out of money, trying to sell the stolen goods and the shopkeeper is scared to death
Zhantang: You go, I have to stay. Things this time are different from those before. In the past, I just left and it had no impact on others. If I leave this time, Xiucai and Dazui will definitely not be able to escape. If I'm here, it has nothing to do with them; if I leave, they won't be able to explain clearly. If it doesn't work out, you'll have to be implicated. At least it's a crime of harboring. I can't do such nonsense.
17 Mo Xiaobei is new to the Hengshan School, and Mrs. Qian makes trouble at Tongfu Store again
Xiang Yu: Either you didn’t agree to it in the first place, but now that you have agreed, you must do it well. Don't go back on your word when doing things. Your three senior brothers, for the sake of this ceremony, saved food and clothing, and scrimped on food and clothing. Not only that, they even sold the sword. The sword you wish to your senior brother is the only relic left by his mother. They do so many things just to make you stand out. In the end, you still...Xiao Bei, aren't you being treacherous? Can you be such a person?
18 Yan Xiaoliu was drunk and arrested people randomly, while Guo Furong was crazy and mistakenly committed to love.
Xiang Yu: Oh, you can’t force whether you like her or not. I have always wanted to ask you something, if there had not been the hand-chopping incident that day. Do you still like him... That means you don't like him. Because, if a person makes me grateful, then I am willing to give my life to him; if a person makes me moved, then I am willing to give myself to him.
19 Li Dazui worked hard to practice the Dragon Subduing Palm, but Guo Furong could not escape life and death.
Xiang Yu: How can you succeed in anything without hard work and hard work?
20 The rogue Hou San stirs up the inn, and the heroine Furong organizes the New Year celebrations
Xiang Yu: I’m talking about self-improvement, not arrogance. Self-improvement people think about how to get things done; while conceited people think about how to save their own face.
21 The old man committed suicide and saw a witch, and Xiao Guo taught martial arts out of spite.
Xiang Yu: Conspiracy is the enemy of love. You've been jumping up and down these days, very busy. Compare for a while, don’t compete for a while. You have to change it for a while, and you have to change it back again. Don't you feel tired? Just fight for whoever you like. What's the point of engaging in this conspiracy? Love is a very pure and beautiful thing. You have to change with sincerity, rather than cheating with your own mind and tricks. I can understand how you feel, I have also been through this situation. I don’t know how to speak or how to fight for it. But I'd rather wait and do nothing.
I don't want to wipe out the remaining goodwill.
22 Shopkeeper Tong got the durian fruit, Jiang Xiaodao angrily beat Qinglanglang
Xiangyu: You avenge someone, and after you have done so, you will add new revenge, do you understand? You only think about your master. Have you ever thought about those of us who you beat in vain. Those are innocent people. In fact, the size of the funeral has nothing to do with the level of filial piety. As long as you are thinking about him. Be an upright person and don't let him worry. Don't embarrass him either. This counts as your filial piety.
23 The cook who sold smuggled salt was interrogated, and he changed his identity and became a thief.
Xiucai: Once you like someone, there is nothing else to ask for. As long as I can see her every day, I already feel very lucky.
24 The fortune teller’s tricks were discovered, and Guo Furong was disfigured after washing her face.
Xiang Yu: Don’t say (Xiao Bei) is a monster, he is Sun Wukong. You must also get her back for me.
25 Father Tong angrily marries an unfilial daughter, while Bai Zhantang marries a lover by mistake
Zhantang: I am a guilty person, and I will never be able to recover. I deserve to be frightened myself, but if I drag others down, it is a crime.
26 Xiao Guo Pan is heartbroken when he writes a letter asking for divorce, and his heart is broken when he misses the beautiful lady and scholar.
Xiang Yu: It is normal for young couples to quarrel in their daily lives. But how to end a quarrel is a science.
27 Joined the beggar gang, Lao Xing lost his official position, and was promoted to the head catcher Xiaoliu to adopt the official accent
Xiangyu: Xiaoliu, I want to be a good catcher, with dignity, knowledge, and popularity. Much needed. But what is needed most is confidence. With confidence, no matter how you speak or do things, you will be like a head catcher.
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