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Indians collect firewood.

So, she bought the frog and sat it in her old pickup truck next to her ... So the chief went back to speed up his people to collect more wood. ...

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Winter is coming.

Indians ask their chiefs if it will be cold in winter in autumn.

Not knowing the answer, the chief replied that it would be very cold in winter, and the members of the village had to collect wood to prepare. As an excellent and wise leader, he went to the next telephone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked:

"Will it be cold this winter?" The man on the phone replied, "It will be really cold this winter."

So the chief went back and urged his men to collect more wood to prepare.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Will it be very cold this winter?" "Yes," the man replied, "it will be a very cold winter."

So the chief went back to his people and ordered them to look for every piece of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure it will be very cold in winter?" "Of course," the man replied, "Indians are collecting wood crazily!"