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Classic quotes from everyone in Gintama

Hot-Blooded Chapter

1. Gintoki: If you have time to think of something beautiful in the end, it might as well be beautiful. Live till the end!

2. Gintoki: Sky? nation? It doesn’t matter if I give it to you. I'm busy enough just trying to protect what's in front of me, and I can't even protect it. I can’t even count how much I have lost so far. Anyway, I have nothing, so when I see something dropped, I pick it up and keep it as a matter of course.

3. Gintoki: There is an organ that is more important than my heart. Even though I couldn't see it, it was definitely inside me. Because of it, I can stand up straight and walk straight forward even if I stagger. If I don't go, it will be broken at the waist. My soul will be broken at the waist! I value it more than my heart stopping!

4. Gintoki: I don’t care what you bastards do anywhere in the universe. But as long as it is within the reach of my sword, it is my country. Anyone who breaks in and touches my things is a general, a space pirate, or a meteorite. Kill them all!

5. Gintoki: Humph, who wants to save those guys! But I can't stop, my body doesn't obey orders, and I want to run forward without permission! There are strings wrapping around me in front and behind, pulling me around. It’s so annoying! Hands or feet, it doesn’t matter if I give you one or two. Even if your body is cut to pieces, if those rotten ropes of yours can cut off those damn evil ties, then give them to me and try!

6. Gintoki: Clean your ears and listen carefully to me. I have never fought to protect this cheap country! Whether the country perishes or the warriors perish, it has nothing to do with me. From the past, I have only protected the same thing no matter now or before, and it has never changed!

7. Minion: Who is it? Speaking in such an arrogant tone!

Hijikata: I am the deputy chief of the Shinsengumi, and so is Hijikata Jūshirō! !

Mr. Kondo, I also entrust my life to you, and you also have an obligation, that is, you are not allowed to die! No matter what happens, you must survive. Even if you are entangled in shame and your teammates fall one by one in front of you, you must survive! As long as you are here, the Shinsengumi will never end. We entered the Shinsengumi because of our admiration for you! You're obviously a fool, so don't keep thinking about these troublesome things. Just live as yourself. We will protect you wherever we go, Boss Kondo, you are the soul of the Shinsengumi, and we are the sword that protects you!

8. Hijikata: Hey, Master of All Things, I’ve heard all your messy preaching. I have only two words for people like you: Thank you! !

9. Okita: Boss Kondo, I’ve said it several times, your shortcoming is that you are so kind, and everyone is willing to believe it, even if you are betrayed, you still believe it, and you ended up like this. Walking in the fields. I, I knew this day would come. But it’s you like that that brings us together. It is precisely because of that that you will fight with me. It is precisely because you are like that that you are worthy of my risking my life to save you!

10. Okita: As the captain of the Shinsengumi 1st Team, let me teach you one last lesson. When facing an enemy with overwhelming strength, in order to bridge the gap in strength, it is best to rely on numbers to win. Adjust your breathing, let the energy fill your body and mind, wait until the most fulfilling time, then attack each other at the same time, and then... die!

(There are so many classic quotes from the Unrest Arc...)

11. Gintoki: Even if you want to die, you have to swing your sword next to something important until you die!

12. Gintoki: There is no big reason for what a samurai does. As long as there is something you want to protect, just draw your sword!

13. Gintoki: I don’t care if you have eyes all over your body or if you are the father of eyes, I don’t need the tricks you mentioned to see them. The look of your dirty soul is like shit to me.

A guy who only knows how to cut people is just a bastard who ignores other people's pain. In the end, you can't see anything! !

14. Gintoki: How can the dead speak? But I have made a unilateral agreement. I will never be ungrateful. Your wife may not live long, but until that day arrives, I will protect her on your behalf!

15. Gintoki: We are neither the companions of the Shinsengumi nor the companions of Miss Miao. Shinpachi is your companion!

16. Hijikata: What is it that you want to protect?

Gintoki: My bushido!

17. Gintoki: You said the sword was broken? As for the sword, I still have one as a spare!

18. Shinpachi’s father: The samurai’s sword should not be bound by the scabbard, but by your soul. There is no need for warriors in this era, but no matter how the times change, there are things that people cannot forget. Even if the order to abolish the sword will come one day, this sword of integrity bound by your soul must not be discarded!

19. Simultaneous hiding: If you stay in the dark for too long, you can even catch the light that is invisible to the naked eye. When did you begin to understand that it was released by humans? Just like the fairy wand, when humans pass away, a huge and beautiful flower will bloom, but occasionally there are people who can carry this flower while they are alive. Flower, that light is extremely unstable, aggressive, and has a sad color. Unconsciously, people attracted by that light gather together, just like moths. Once they see that beam of light, even if It's me, and I can't go back to the darkness. I'm just a qualified moth - a moth who is afraid of losing the bonfire again, a moth that fights desperately to avoid being engulfed by the blazing bonfire, a moth that flies with the bonfire as a pointer, everywhere. It's a moth. However, there is a guy who doesn't fit in among the insects. Although he is not a moth, it is difficult to identify, but he does emit a faint light. He can be compared to a knife - a steel knife pulled out of the sheath, reflecting the sharp silver .

20. Master Xinghaibo: Kagura, this matter must be kept secret from your mother. Dad, I will smash a planet for women!

Philosophy

1. Gintoki: People can’t live upright all the time. I wanted to move forward with my head held high, but I didn't know when I would be covered in mud. However, if you keep walking even then, the mud will dry up and fall off one day.

2. Gintoki: Neither you nor I are readers, but authors of our own lives. Things like the ending can still be changed.

3. Gintoki: Speaking of what is right and what is wrong, in this chaotic world, it is by no means easy to define such a thing. To adapt to the rules set by others? If you are really willing to do this, you will become a doll who cannot decide anything on your own. Ultimately, it's up to you to decide. Just live by your own rules.

4. Gintoki: There is nothing wrong with walking on the right path with faith, but if you are unable to act because of this, you might as well try to be diplomatic. It doesn't matter if you behave softly and smoothly! If you continue like this, you will definitely find that you can never give up the true meaning of life, right?

5. Master Xinghaibo: Even if we are defeated by despair, we must never forget. Just as where there is light, there is shadow, so where there is shadow, there must also be light. The darker the color of despair, the dazzling light will shine there.

6. Ebina: It is precisely because I am a person who is greedy for pleasure that I understand that there are some precious moments in life that cannot be missed.

7. Gintoki: Compared with being young and beautiful, it is more difficult to live a straight life even if your waist is bent. Keeping the soul beautiful is the really difficult thing!

8. Gintoki: People have to use inferiority as a springboard to jump higher.

9. Matsudaira: If you want to save people, you must have the courage to kill.

10. Gui: Humans will use sharp knives whenever they want to protect. There is nothing to protect, it is just a beast.

11. Ebina: People, only by finding yourself in the collective can you feel truly alive.

12. Shinpachi: Youth is like a sandy castle that collapses in an instant just because of some trivial things.

13. Topic: To make friends, you need to make friends who become old men and can call each other nicknames.

14. Grandpa: Living is not that glorious. The real glory is that you have to endure hardship and live a miserable life even if you are embarrassed.

15. Gintoki: Although we cannot choose the way to die, how you want to live is your freedom, and that’s what’s important. Even if you can't die with a smile, you can at least live with a smile.

16. Even if it is covered, one day the clouds and fog will dissipate and the sun will shine again. Therefore, in order not to miss that moment, we must not give up looking up to the sky and straighten our backs. , look at the sun well and live strong.

17. Question: When you are in trouble, just smile. Just smile.

18. Question: Once you make an agreement, you must abide by it until your death.

19. Title: Everyone is an escaped prisoner who breaks out of the prison called "self".

(Although I love the title, I am very helpless about the content. Huh? It rhymes very much, hehe.)

Moving Chapter

1 .Gintoki: A person's life is like carrying heavy luggage and walking on a distant journey... When I first heard it, I thought the poem was very annoying, but after thinking about it, I realized that the old man's words still make sense. It may not be much luggage, but everyone carries something precious in their arms that they never notice when they have it. I noticed the heaviness when everything slipped quietly from my hands. I don’t know how many times I have thought about never having that kind of thing again, but I don’t know when I have to bear it again. Maybe it would be easier to just abandon them all, but no matter what, I don't want to do that. Because without those guys, the journey would be so boring.

Gui: Then you can’t help it... let’s go. How to hold luggage with one hand? From now on, I am your left hand.

2. Kagura: I cannot wither... Even if winter comes and all the leaves fall off, even if there is a strong wind and other branches are broken, I will be the last one that is not broken... I must accompany you. to the end.

3. Narrator: Life is like soap bubbles. When the wind blows, it flies into the sky. When I noticed it, it suddenly disappeared. At the moment when it is about to break, I want to fly higher, but when I come back to my senses, it is always too late.

4. Grandpa: Whether it’s a person or a firework, beautiful flowers only bloom for a moment, and then they fall apart. Indeed maybe that is the case. However, even if it is only for a moment, I want you to bloom by my side, and when you fall apart, I also want you to fall apart by my side. In return, I will let beautiful flowers bloom around you at all times.

5. Shimura Myo: When friends cry, it’s better to cry together. When friends are distressed, just hold their heads together and feel distressed. When your friends are having sex, do the same! No matter what kind of pain, as long as we are friends, we can always forgive each other. Also, if a friend takes the wrong path. At that time, you have to stop him even if it will destroy the friendship. That is true friendship!

6. Gintoki: It’s not because you work slowly, but because you look up to the top of the mountain and become spineless. The more you bend down, the farther away the top of the mountain becomes. The top of the mountain is not there to let people know how small they are, but to become a goal. If you have time to bend down on the mountain road, it is better to climb up, even if it is slow. It took 30 years for Mount Akimoto to become a mountain, so it cannot be easily climbed. Please be determined to spend 30 years and go step by step like a tortoise. Even so, you may not reach the top of the mountain, and you may be exhausted on the way, but you will definitely see the scenery there. It will be much more beautiful than now.

7. Gintoki: Why did that man keep you waiting for hundreds of thousands of years? Why can't I forget only the words of that man out of thousands of words? Isn't it because it's not just about appearance, but a heartfelt compliment to your heart? Isn't it because you deeply admire that man's soul? Even if it's full of wrinkles, even if it's hunched over, isn't it still good? No matter if your mouth is full of dentures or your body is covered with brown spots, even if you have Alzheimer's disease, you can still live well and face it with a smile on your wrinkled face, you stinky old woman!

8. Gintoki: Wine is really a good thing. It can make people forget unpleasant things for a while, but tomorrow they will think of them even if they don’t want to. And it will be more painful than yesterday. You can’t escape even if you want to. , especially those things you really want to forget.

11. Katsura: Gintoki, don’t change. It seems like it would take some effort to hack you to death, but I don't want to do it.

Gintoki: Katsura, if you change, I will kill you without hesitation.

12. Grandpa: If you ask me, humans are more sincere creatures! Regardless of dementia or death, the memories left in the heart are engraved on the soul and will never disappear no matter what happens. I believe so.

13. Miao: I’m sorry.

Gintoki: No need to apologize. It's the same for everyone, everyone just protects what they want to protect, that's all.

14. Hijikata: The current shogunate is not doing anything for us humans at all. Didn’t you already know this? What are your swords for? To protect the shogunate? Or is it to protect the general? I'm different from you, remember? At that time, there were no schools or places to live. Who brought us, who only knew how to use swords, to that shabby dojo? After the Sword Abolition Order was promulgated, who were the people who did not abandon us even though we lost our swords and even our dojo? Who is it that takes back our lost sword? Not the shogunate, not the shogun. My boss has been just Shindo since then!

15. Kondo: Miss Atong, I’m sorry! Sorry for bothering you, but it’s a pity that we are just such a group of people after all! No matter how hard you try, it’s still a post from Lao Fang! We are just a bunch of stupid, rough, annoying, annoying people! In short, our bad habits cannot be changed overnight! However, following Miss Atong's tossing around made us re-examine ourselves and also made us pay attention to something. Whether we are hated or laughed at, we don't mind. But! What should be protected cannot be protected. I definitely don’t want to be a good-for-nothing man like this! Draw your sword! Boys! Even if you have to step over my corpse, each of you should have something that you must protect! bring it on! Come on horseback!

16: Kondo: There will always be a group of bad friends in a person's life. When you go astray, they will try their best to fight you back. So, Sougo, if I go astray one day, you have to punch me mercilessly!

Okita: ...Sister, it is not so easy to encounter harmful friends in a long life. I have actually made three in my life.

17. Sanye: At that time, you made up your own mind and chose that path, right? Then don't apologize, don't cry, don't hesitate, just keep your eyes on the front and move forward. I like to see your back, you are rude, ignorant and clumsy. But you are so gentle, I like you the most. So, I am really lucky to meet such good people like you.

18. Gintoki: Pregnant women bear the pain of trying to pull a watermelon out of their nostrils to give birth to a child, and artists endure the pain of trying to squeeze the universe out of their anus to create works of art. No matter who you are, there are times when you want to hit the wall and abandon everything, but there is something very important in the pain. This must not be forgotten. We are all machines burdened with trouble, born of endless rolling. Although there are times when oil leaks, let it drain as much as you want! If it still doesn't stop, we will help you apply oil.

19. A Miao: Anyway, they are things that can’t be brought back. Keeping them is just as painful as giving them up. In this case, I would rather choose to protect it all the time!

20: Hijikata: I am not that great. I just want the woman I fall in love to be happy, but it's impossible for a person like me who wields a knife all day long. I just hope she can get married and have children with an ordinary guy somewhere and live an ordinary life. That's all.

21. Gintoki: Rope, I will bring it next time I come. But that is not a rope for hanging, but a rope to pull you up from the depths of hell. No matter how much it is, I will prepare it for you!

22. Gui: The two things that the old man hates most are climbing stairs and the old woman’s nagging. But in fact, in my heart, I love the old lady more than anyone else.

23. Shinpachi’s father: I really want to see the cloudless Edo sky again.

24. Kagura: Treating love as evidence is really a bargain.

25. Just cry when you want to cry, and laugh when you want to laugh. When you cry until everyone becomes ugly, I will cry even uglier than you. When you laugh, I laugh louder than you. As long as this is the case, rather than abandoning oneself and dying a noble death, it is better to live according to one's own ideas, even if it is a little dirty, it doesn't matter.

Funny articles

1. Kondo: Human beings are stalkers who keep chasing after love.

2. Kagura: I have been on the "underworld" of life for a long time.

3. Gintoki: Love? dream? What young people need is not so innocent. Yes, it is calcium. As long as you absorb more calcium, everything will go smoothly.

4. Gintoki: Is your face the cover of JUMP? Change it once a week.

5. Gintoki: A clerk who doesn’t know how to use a cash register is like a mother who doesn’t know how to make fried rice.

6. Gintoki: Speaking of beasts, I have one too! It's a white guy, and its name is Dingchun!

7. Gintoki: It doesn’t matter... be cold, calm down, find the time machine first!

8. Gintoki: Hey, are you in your youth? Young people should have the urge to run out while facing the sunset!

9. Gintoki: Alas, maybe this is a good opportunity to graduate from JUMP... How old are you, why are you still watching JUMP... Ah... But a man must remain active until his death. "The heart of a boy"...

Shinpachi: Sorry, please keep this embarrassing psychological struggle in your heart.

10. Kagura (holding the motorcycle with one hand): Seeing a girl being attacked by gangsters refusing to save her life, I have never seen such an adult.

Gintoki: Ah, that’s because we are still young at heart. And in this country, a person who can hold a motorcycle with one hand is not called a girl, but a mountain gorilla.

11. Shinpachi: It seems to be seriously injured. Kagura, call an ambulance.

Kagura looked up to the sky and screamed: ambulance——

Gintoki: Who told you to use such primitive methods!

12. Gintoki: By the way, let me tell you the three types of people I hate the most! 1. The noisy girls preparing for the school festival; 2. The stupid and overbearing boys who take this opportunity to randomly raise the tension; 3. The teacher who tolerates all this and still smiles gently!

(Actually, I think this sentence should be included in the hot-blooded chapter. This scene is quite hot-blooded! Gintoki said while slashing the enemy to pieces with a wooden sword! But this line is Quite a joke...)

13. Gintoki: Let’s go to the toilet together while holding hands? There are not enough toilets.

14. Hijikata: Don’t underestimate this job!

Okita: When did I underestimate this job? It’s just Hijikata you that I look down upon!

15. Kondo: Fourteen, Souguo, that guy said he had to go and poop, why did he never come back?

Hijikata: That guy might have missed work for me again.

Kondo: Fourteen, it’s okay to doubt others, but you are never allowed to doubt your own people. I believe in Sougo, I believe he must always be unable to come out, I believe that is the case.

Hijikata: If you believe me like this, I think it would be better to be doubted.

17. Yamazaki: Because I ran too fast, I fell down halfway and knocked over the takoyaki. I'm sorry, this is really the failure of my life, Yamazaki.

Hijikata: Is that so? I think the seaweed crumbs on your lips are your failure in this life.

18. Gintoki: I was forced to land in a place like this, where everything looks like an old woman’s wrinkled face, all because you broke the rudder!

Sakamoto: Just forget about the past! As long as a man is alive, he should look ahead!

19. Shinpachi: Mr. Sakamoto! You just look stupid!

Sakamoto: Hahahaha, why do I want to cry when you praise me?

20. Gintoki: We have dreamed of becoming pirates since we were children, and we are trying to find the legendary treasure One Park. Isn’t that right? wig?

Gui: It’s not a wig, it’s captian Gui!

Gintoki: ...Look, my hands have turned into hooks, so I can’t be a pirate. Just use it as a clothes rack.

21. Okita: Go to hell, Okita! Ah, that’s wrong, it’s Hijikata!

22. Kagura: Sadharu is very well-behaved and never bites anyone to death.

23. Gintoki: Shinpachi, do you have a girlfriend?

Shinpachi: No, why did you suddenly think of this?

Gin Shi: Are you interested in dating a woman older than you? Her name is Denshi!

Shinpachi: What do you think of other people’s youth!

24. Gintoki: It’s so hot! Sun, you fool! I'll give you paid leave, so get out of here!

25. Kondo: Miss A Miao, let me ask you, if the person you like has hair on the butt, what should you do?

A Miao: Love even the hair on the butt. .

26. Gintoki: Everyone has an anti-tank rocket launcher in their heart.

27. Jiubinwei: I wrapped the gender thing in toilet paper many years ago and still lost it.

28. Kagura: Shinpachi, the reason why you are Shinpachi and not Shinichi is because you are too stupid.

29. Okita: Did you see that arrogant man smoking? Hit him, don't kill him.

Gintoki: Go to the other side of the horizon.

30. Gintoki: Isn't it time to say "Don't worry about me, you go first" at this time?

Kagura: Don’t worry about me, go to hell!

Gintoki: Are you kidding me? I will take you with me even to death!

31. Question: The reason for baldness is stress, so we cannot have stress, and this becomes our stress, so there is nothing we can do about baldness.

32. Gintoki: Who ate my chocolate? If I admit it now, I will be merciful and only beat him until he is three-quarters dead!

33. Kondo: Dong Peli. Dongpeli plus Dongpeli. Dongpeli plus dongpeli plus dongpeli.

Ah? ! Why is there only dongpeli on the menu? !

34. Title: Why is sea water salty? It’s not because you bastard city dwellers are swimming and peeing at the same time!

35. Gintoki: Only money and true love will not come to your door automatically!

36. Ayin: I just had my butt touched. Do you know why there are two halves of my butt? Because even if one half is touched, the other half will be fine.

37. Gintoki: No, my butt is split in half!

Shinpachi: Gin-san, calm down, everyone’s butt is in two halves!

38. Gintoki: Love is something that will never be forgotten no matter how many times the power goes out or the circuit breaker trips.

39. Gintoki: I have decided to live a short life by eating what I like.

40. Gintoki: If they ask us to transport white flour later, you can just transport it, thinking that it is not white flour, but flour.

41. Okita: Mr. Hijikata is so awesome, he can actually sublimate pork cutlet rice into dog food.

42. A Miao: As long as the eggs are fried in a pan, they are still fried eggs no matter what they look like!

Gintoki: Is this a fried egg? This is simply an egg that is out of place.

Kagura: If you don’t eat, you will die, if you don’t eat, you will die...

Shinpachi: There is no need to hint like this! !

43. Gintoki: Even if the knife is broken, my beep is still upright.

44. Shinpachi: I will be the captain of the Atong Guards when I am born!

45. Gintoki: I don’t care if you are the shogunate or whatever. If you want us to leave, at least bring a bulldozer.

A Miao: Bring me a dozen Haagen-Dazs.

Kagura: I want fried chicken skin.

Shinpachi: Why are you so easy to get rid of!

46. Okita: We should use a duel method that fits the artistic conception of flower viewing - the first "Fast Fight or Faster Rock-Paper-Scissors Competition" begins!

Everyone: What does this have to do with flower viewing!

47. Hijikata: Wait, if you hit the princess, can you afford to pay for it!

Okita: I won’t make any mistakes! My previous nickname was Sniper.

Hijikata: That's just your wish...

Okita: Those who chase their dreams can show their strength more than those who grasp their dreams!

48. Topic: The so-called marriage is to continue the mistake for a lifetime.

Classics (the so-called classics are lines that have appeared N times)

1. Gui: It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!

It’s not Lupine, it’s a wig! Ah, wrong! It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!

It’s not Gui, it’s the wig! Oh, no, it’s Gui!

It’s not a wig, it’s a wig!

2. Prince HATA: The world wants Love & Peace!

3.N person: Isn’t this the Armstrong Cyclone Jet Accelerated Armstrong Cannon? The restoration is quite high!

4. Hijikata: Go ahead and commit seppuku!

5. Onishi: How could this happen! !

6. Beep---

7. Gintoki: In the end...you are still playing MD...

8. Sakamoto: Aha Haha