Brainstorm with some colors

? Brainstorm? It is an interesting intellectual game, which attracts modern people with its lively form and charm of breaking through the inertia of thinking. Is it modern life? Seasoning? . Here is a brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Brainstorm with some colors (1)

1. What do women like most about men? They are big, thick and hard. Answer: deep pockets, hard back.

2. The tool for sheltering rain is called rain gear. What is the tool for sheltering the sun? Answer: sun umbrella

A monkey peeked at a person taking a bath on the roof. Why is he smiling while covering his mouth? Answer: The monkey laughed that the man's tail was not only short, but also long in front.

Why don't newspaper editors marry men? Answer: Every day.

5. What men have, women have and children don't have! Answer: pubic hair

6. a man and a woman in the company are on a business trip, sharing the same room at night, but the next day they are all right? Answer: Men are gay.

Xiaoming wrote nine letters to his girlfriend. Why did his girlfriend only get one letter? Answer: He has nine girlfriends, one each.

8. Who will win the fight between the male monkey and the female monkey? Answer: the male monkey (the male monkey is on it)

9. Does Cupid's arrow shoot the man or the woman first? Answer: male (shoot male first, then shoot female)

10. A group of girls were taking a bath by the river when a strange man broke in. What do you think they want to cover up most? Answer: men's eyes

1 1. There are two birds in the tree, a male and a female. A sheep came down from the tree and was eating grass. Another wolf killed the sheep. Just then, the female bird said something to the male bird, and they went to the hotel to check in together. What did the female say? Answer: The sheep (itching) below is dead.

12. At night, a male turtle went into the cave and then into a female turtle. Only the male turtle came out after dawn. Why? Answer: After * *, the mother turtle turned over and couldn't turn over.

13. In class, the door of the classroom was clearly closed, but why did Xiaoming stand up to remind the female teacher that the door was not closed? Answer: the zipper of the female teacher's pants is not zipped.

14. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? Answer: Hou Yi shot for nine days, even a fairy could not stand it.

15. Three rich second-generation sons went to Huayuelou, and they all took a fancy to the beautiful flower girl, but flower girl only promised to accompany one. Son a said:? Mine is 15cm. Are you satisfied? Son b said:? Mine is 12 cm, but mine is hard! ? Childe c said shyly, mine is only 6 cm. Ruhua secretly rejoiced, thinking that C should be served well, so she stopped C. After a while, Ruhua appeared shouting. Why? Answer: A and B are talking about length, and C is talking about diameter.

16. What are the names of Li Bai's wife and daughter? Answer: Zhao incense burner and purple smoke (Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke)

17. What is the best way to save water when men and women live together? Answer: Try to take a shower together.

18. Why do girls like cucumbers? And it's the thicker kind! Answer: Cucumber slices are attached to the face for beauty.

19. Why do you want to vomit after watching porn? Answer: Because you are the second child.

20. Which idiom best represents a woman breaking up because of what her boyfriend did to her? A: Everything is pervasive (only understandable, not expressive).

Brainstorm with some colors (2)

1. One day, when the first lady heard that her husband had ulterior motives, she sent a message, and her husband replied to you, so she was relieved. Why? Answer: There is only one you in my heart.

2. One organ in the human body is composed of two pieces of meat with hairs on it. If you keep digging between two pieces of meat with your fingers, water will flow out, and if you poke it hard with a hard object, it will bleed. Answer: eyes

3. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn to first? Answer: copyright page

4. Who is the most pitiful person in the world? Answer: Soldiers of the artillery company cooking squad.

5. What is the first novel published on the lover's face? Answer: first kiss

6. One elephant sells for 65,438+10,000 yuan. How much do two elephants sell for? Answer: countless

7. Why do men and women break up? Answer: men and women have "don't"

8. Who is often fucked from behind and who is still screaming? Answer: ambulance

9. Why do women quarrel more than men? Answer: the man has an upper mouth, a lower microphone and two stereos.

10. What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night? Answer: people

Brainstorm with some colors (3)

1. Why do boys and girls close the door when taking a shower? Answer: Men are afraid of birds flying out, while women are afraid of birds flying in.

2. For the first time, the girl answered: Kaifeng.

3. What do men want most from women? What do women want most? Answer: I want it. I want more.

4. A girl called her boyfriend: Come to my house, no one! ? My boyfriend came running excitedly, but no one answered the door. Why? Answer: There really is no one.

5. What can a hundred men lift, but a woman can lift with one hand? Answer: for example, an egg, it is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time.

6. What do boys and girls have to do before going to bed on Valentine's Day? Answer: Close your eyes.

7. Who were the free prostitutes in ancient China? Answer: a mountain of gold (the mountain covers the day)

8. What do witches like? Answer: Magic Man

9. A roast chicken was eaten up. What happened to the chicken? Answer: The chicken lost its virginity.

10. Who can't get married even if they have more money? Answer: the bank's safe

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