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This is just an exam. Is it difficult?
Chapter 19
It's not that Jiangnan can't get 100.
after all ...
It is 18 pull-ups.
How much is this?
Quite a lot for ordinary people.
Before, Huang and Hu Dajun 17' s red face surprised many students around.
but ...
For Jiangnan.
Don't say 18.
Even if it doubles, the problem is not big.
only ...
He really doesn't want to be conspicuous!
But this system ...
Hey!
Talking too much is all tears.
"Hey, you've changed!"
Jiangnan heart secretly spit out a word.
"ding! Please don't insult this system, otherwise the system will make an appropriate counterattack. "
Jiangnan: "?"
Lie in the trough!
This is a master.
Not to be taunted, not to be taunted.
Jiangnan immediately put away his inner dissatisfaction.
word ...
Since the system has released the task, there will definitely be rewards afterwards, at least there will be points.
Jiangnan is not coveting these integral rewards, but just finding a reason for himself, but getting a perfect score!
Hehe (# RMB% #! ! )!
see ...
1,2,3……
8,9, 10……
15, 16, 17……
It's fast. It doesn't stop at all. It can be said that it was not said in one breath, and the action was also in place.
It turns out!
When I started my physical examination in Jiangnan.
Not many people pay attention.
after all ...
Jiangnan is not the kind of sports special student like Huang and Hu Dajun. Although he is a big man, he can't do much pull-ups without long-term training.
but ...
Jiangnan achieved 17 in one breath.
There are many people watching.
then ...
18。
Finish the work.
Jiangnan loosened the horizontal bar and landed, his face was not red, he was out of breath, and the clouds were light and windy.
"Wow!"
"South God is awesome!"
"I actually got 18 in one breath, more than Huang and Hu Dajun, two sports special students?"
"Is this the only perfect score in the class?"
"It's going against the sky!"
"It seems that he is not only a student of God, but also a man of great physique. He is great! "
"The past was really wrong!"
"I don't know what it looks like! ! ! "
"66666……"
"……"
For an instant, people around you were shocked.
What the hell is going on today?
Jiangnan, which has always been plain on weekdays, has shown its strength in mathematics and physics, and now it crushes the whole class in sports?
this ...
It's incredible.
Not only the boys present.
Even the girls who are doing sit-ups over there are casting colorful eyes at Jiangnan.
Including Bai Yingying, Qin Yumo and others.
To this.
One male student counts as one, and his heart is full of mixed feelings. He can't stand the injustice.
Will you let people live?
Jiangnan used to be very handsome, but now he is a god student, and his physique is still so strong. ...
This is the rhythm of the south god changing into a male god in seconds!
Very sour.
Even Wang Pangzi, a good friend in Jiangnan, was deeply grieved to see this scene.
Sure!
It's not him who hurts the most.
But Huang and Hu Dajun.
No sooner had they finished 17 pull-ups than they showed off in front of everyone.
however ...
It was ruthlessly crushed by Jiangnan and robbed the limelight.
this ...
This is a naked face.
I loathe to give up, grandma loathe to give up, grandpa loathe to give up. I have to fight today.
Here Wang Pangzi is preparing to pat He Jiangnan on the shoulder, and there Huang and Hu Dajun came along strangely. "Jiangnan, you are awesome now!"
"Not bad!"
Jiangnan's eyes swept lightly and whispered, "What do you want? Speak fast, fart fast! "
For these two people.
Naturally, he will not have a good temper.
Out of reach.
There is no intersection on weekdays, but today I find fault again and again. This time is definitely not good.
That's true.
Seeing Huang's surly face, he snapped, "Jiangnan, I think you have a good physical quality. Pull-ups can surpass me and the army. Presumably, long-distance running is also good. "
"There won't be 1000 meters? Do you have the courage to compete with me and the army? "
"……"
"Yellow, Hu Dajun, you belong to dogskin plaster, right? It's disgusting to do nothing all day? " Before Jiangnan answered, Wang Pangzi didn't good the spirit of scold.
"Wang Pangzi, it's none of your business. Go away! "
Huang went straight back.
Hu Dajun is a god's mending knife: "You are not a dog in Jiangnan. Do you need to protect him like this? "
"You ..."
Smell speech, Wang Pangzi lungs are mad.
To this.
Jiangnan frowned and was equally angry.
Huang and Hu Dajun are really as annoying!
Find fault with yourself and scold your brother?
It's like dying.
Maybe today ...
He wants to teach these two men a good lesson.
Let these two people remember for a long time, and don't wander around in front of themselves in the future.
"Yellow, since you want to than, then than! Talk about the rules, how to compare? "
"The comparison method is very simple, just see who runs fast." Seeing Jiangnan's promise, Hu Dajun spoke at once.
Huang was afraid that Jiangnan would go back on his word and quickly added, "Jiangnan, we won't bully you. As long as you can beat one of us, you will win."
"Yes!"
Jiangnan nodded his head.
Aren't you running?
Who's afraid of who?
With his own physique, crushing Huang and Hu Dajun is like playing with two chickens.
but ...
Hearing this, the Wang Pangzi immediately nasty. "Shen Nan, you can't compare with them!"
"Don't forget, they are both sports students and the school track and field team, and they are best at running."
"In the past two years, the school sports meeting, whether sprinting or long-distance running, has won the ranking ..."
Wang Pangzi is worried.
Although Jiangnan is very good at pull-ups.
But this has nothing to do with running.
Huang and Hu Dajun are experts in this field. Wang Pangzi doesn't believe that Jiangnan can win.
naturally ...
He will do everything he can to stop it.
however ...
Jiangnan shook his head. "Fatty, don't worry. With these two crooked melons and dates, I am sure to win. "
"Shen Nan, are you crazy?"
Wang Pangzi instantly stare big eyes.
"I'm not crazy!"
Jiangnan spoke indifferently. "These two people are just like dogskin plasters. I just want to teach them a lesson. "
"Oh!"
"The tone is not small."
Yellow eyes flashed a firm look. "Since you are so confident, let's make a bet."
"If you lose, just kneel down in front of the whole class and admit that you can't. How about it? "
"……"
Wang Pangzi couldn't help it. He shouted, "Huang, we are all classmates. Don't go too far! "
"Fatty, calm down!"
Jiangnan patted Wang Pangzi on the shoulder to keep him calm, and then glanced at Huang. "This bet is ok, but what if I lose?"
"Joke, how can you lose?"
Hu Dajun held his head high and was very confident.
"What if I lose?"
Jiangnan eyes with a hint of meaning.
"If you lose, you will kneel down in public and admit that you can't."
Huang smiled and agreed.
"Ok, it's a deal!"
"It's a deal."
"……"
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