Complete works of funny jokes about friends getting married

Since then, I have been angry with my wife. I worship Gao Tang. I sleep on the floor and she sleeps on the bed. The husband and wife worshipped for her. I am a sheep. She is a wolf, a paper tiger and Mickey Mouse. She lights candles and lives together. One is a husband and the other is a future mother. Lulu, how happy! I wish the young couple a happy marriage! After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom, only to find a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. The meatball said shyly, "Shit, you don't know when people take off their clothes!" " ! Remember to pull it out quickly, don't let your potatoes rot in the ground, toothache will kill you, and more importantly, don't forget that if you don't pull it out, your wife's stomach will suddenly get bigger! Give a pig a fight for food with you! Funny wedding greetings well written and well spoken can add a lot of happiness. The leader's congratulatory message is a classic. Colleague A Liang got married on 5th of last month, and the wedding was held in Yuanyang Hotel. On our wedding day, David, Khufu and I arrived at Yuanyang Hotel after work. In front of A Liang, we handed in red envelopes and said a wedding wish. Just about to go in, A Liang took out a guest book and said, "Everyone writes a wedding wish on it. I want to keep it. " David looked at it and said jokingly, "It is not enough for us to say hello to you. Must we write it down in our notebooks? " "Of course, such an important' historical event' naturally needs to be recorded." Suddenly someone interjected behind David. When we turned around, it turned out that Director Ma of the unit had arrived. "Director Ma, you are here." We greeted him together. Director Ma pointed at me and said, "Dayu, you are from the Propaganda Department, and you have a lot of compliments. You should start by writing a beautiful wedding message to A Liang. " I shirked: "The message of this wedding message is still directed by you first." At this moment, khufu said anxiously, "what's the matter? Just write what you said in your notebook. I will write the first sentence first. " As khufu said, he wrote the word "born early" in the guest book. David picked up a pen and wrote the words "grow old together" on it. Seeing that both Khufu and David started to write, I picked up a pen and wrote "Take Qi Mei as an example". As I wrote, I said, "I hope that Mr. and Mrs. A Liang will be able to stay with guests in the future." After writing the congratulatory message, I handed the pen to Director Ma and said with a smile, "Director, we have all written it. Look at you. " Director Ma took the pen I handed him, glanced at the congratulatory messages written by the three of us, and started to write. We leaned over and looked at the guest book, only to see the leader's classic wedding message: "agree with their opinions, please implement them quickly." Ma Dahai's funny wedding message, wedding message, housewarming message, wedding message 03-02 08:3 1 university graduation party toast 02-131:24 English congratulations on the wedding 02-09 14:30. 38+02 exam blessing message 0 1-22 08:37 company opening message 0 1-07 23: 15 friendship message 12-30 wedding message couplet wedding consultation >> article text wedding greeting couplet author: wedding network article source: original hits on this site: Wedding greetings-wedding greetings-classic wedding greetings (traditional version) English wedding greetings classic wedding greetings wedding anniversary greetings wedding anniversary greetings