What humorous sentences are there in the circle of friends?

What humorous sentences are there in the circle of friends?

What humorous sentences in the circle of friends can get a marriage certificate? 1 1.

2. Once sold, it will not be returned.

Let's take our time. Please make suggestions for the rest of our lives.

If you say "I love you" too much, you might as well write it down.

5. I can finally go to someone else's house to eat rice.

6. After more than 20 years, I finally got in today.

7. I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging from novelty.

8. The red envelope that has been issued for * years can finally be returned.

9. The world of mortals keeps you company.

Congratulations on becoming my first legal heir.

1 1. Your name and my surname constitute our story.

12, I want to thank god, the world is boring, but there is your husband.

13, my terminator appeared. Today, we got married!

14, found a long-term meal ticket. This is the contract we signed.

15, I am greedy and impartial, just you.

16, as long as you are lucky twice in life: once you meet, once you go to the end.

17. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

18, such a sacred day still needs some sense of ceremony. We are married.

19, thank you for being with me all those years. I just want to be with you all my life.

20. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

2 1, x month x day, International Day for the Protection of Precious Animals, it's time to protect my precious animals.

22. I want to take you to play truant and watch a concert. When you are sad, I want you to cry in my arms.

23. The rest of your life will be dull and brilliant, smiling gently, mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, stars, fog and rain.

24. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is the brightest day.

25. The future snow spring, summer rain and autumn yellow, and the four seasons of life are all your shadows.

26. You must be a girl named Chun, because as soon as you appear, the flowers in my heart bloom.

27. May your love be more beautiful than Mesa, more fragrant than ointment, and sweeter than honey dripping from the hive.

28. For me, love is not a dish, a meal, a close relationship with the skin, but a heroic dream in ordinary life.

29. May all the fogs in Shan Ye have street lamps, and all the drifters can return to their boats. May love rise slowly, I don't know why.

30. Some people are particularly good with you at a certain time, and then inexplicably fade out of your world.

3 1, Aohan, we got married in the morning when the snow and ice in Daocheng melted; Aohan, we got married under the stars.

32. congratulations May you never leave for a hundred years, love deeply and never forget, today there is a thousand miles of marriage, forever!

Thank you for meeting me in my best years. Your appearance has added a lot of color to my life, and the future belongs to us.

34. groom's affection, bride's affection, husband and wife's affection, exchange greetings. May love last forever! Tears are full of joy, tears are full of joy, and the knot of sympathy has been formed. I wish Aiyong would go with you!

35. "Why don't you have a boyfriend?" "Why don't you have a girlfriend, because dating is not allowed at home?"

36. Maybe you are a cat in the cornice in July. In early November, you accidentally broke into the window and scratched your heart. The world calls this emotion like.

37. While the sun is shining and the breeze is gentle, the person is just right. I suddenly decided to give birth to a son for my parents to go home. No, I got all the certificates. I just stamped them.

38. After going to the toilet in the middle of the night, my hands and feet were cold and I got into bed. I tried desperately to push you into his arms in my personal consciousness. That kind of warmth is really rich.

39. If new snow breaks dawn, a full moon will appear in the sky. There is a touch of bright silver on the bright shadow below, and you come to me with a smile. Between moonlight and snow, you are the third amazing color.

40. From now on, it must be a special fate to lose two outstanding young people in this world and gain an ordinary couple, so that they can become a family and cherish each other all the way. I wish you a happy wedding!

What humorous sentences with marriage certificates are there in the circle of friends?

1, I was arched away by a pig.

2. In the name of love, spend a lifetime together.

3. What night did you meet this lover?

This time, I am not disappointed.

Loving you is the romantic beginning of my life.

I want to be gentle and take care of you.

7. Marriage is the grave of love, so I'll lie down first.

8. You are responsible for earning money to support your family, and I am responsible for being beautiful.

9. I, a son of a bitch, will give back to the society today.

10, I only have a feeling that when I look back, I miss your dynasty and dusk.

1 1. From now on, I am your wife and you are my husband.

12, the best smell in the world is your smell.

13, the rest of my life, bitterness is also you, sweetness is also you, and rain is still you!

14, obtained the national first-class certificate, legally cohabited, and worked with certificates.

15, I was going to walk in the rivers and lakes, but when I saw you, I thought it was time to stop.

16, you are my hero, and I see your colorful auspicious clouds.

17, may the years be together, be poor and have no worries, talk and laugh with you and share the spring breeze.

18, I just wanted to hold hands with you before, but now I want to spend my life with you.

19, you like someone and haven't given up yet.

20. Falling in love with you is a feeling; Kissing you is a kind of happiness. I love you!

2 1, I want to do what I do on the cherry tree in spring.

22. I have family, too. You all sincerely envy me.

23. In my lifetime, I will only complain about warmth and not say I'm sorry. I will meet you sincerely and be with you.

24. There are no perfect two people, only two hearts give in to each other.

25. When we met, the spring breeze was ten miles, so it was you; When you are in love, the mountains grow high, and finally you.

26, several generations of reincarnation, affectionate. I want to write a beautiful love letter with strong infatuation.

27. The love I want is not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.

28. I hope that in the days to come, we can know each other well, share happiness, measure the width of the world and spend the sun and the moon together.

29. I used to chat every day, but now I don't seem to know him at all.

30. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life.

The circle of friends on the marriage certificate said it.

3 1, I want to talk about a love that will never break up, stumbling, sunset, and growing old together.

32. When we are old, I can still lie in your warm arms and coquetry. That's what I expected.

33. You said you started a new life today. I think I started from the day I met you.

If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer this way: because it is you, because it is me.

35. When I meet a lovely person, I suddenly feel that life is not difficult, and I want to laugh in the evening breeze or cool breeze.

36.good news! I'm getting married! The time has been fixed, and the banquet is scheduled to be held on X, X, X, in X Building of X Hotel. That day is my most important day, I hope you can all come to witness and love you!

37. Laugh together, encourage each other, advance together, support each other, face together, trust each other, persist together, appreciate each other, be optimistic together and stay together forever! Happy wedding, love is as sweet as honey!

38. When I was born, I was a work of art; At school, I am an experiment; I was a victim when I was in college; When I just graduated, I was a semi-finished product; After marriage, I am a replica; In middle age, I was a consumer product; When I get old, I will be an insurance product.

39. In this life, I have no ambition or ambition. I just want to marry a happy person and spend the rest of my life with my children. Cook tea and soup with you in spring, row boats and pick lotus in summer, climb mountains and write poems in autumn, and stroll through Xun Mei in winter.

40. Say goodbye to the love that you laughed at me for a while, put you in the float to welcome you back, live a happy life, and I will continue to warm you up. I don't want to give up, leave, bully success or failure, and live and die together. Come on, the sweetness of marriage.