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1 Afa took the paddle and sailed the boat to Doutian.
"Just ahead!" Shuangxi cried happily.
Everyone looked forward and saw many huge broad beans hidden in the dark bean field. Looking intently, it seems to be shining. At this time, the speed of the ship suddenly accelerated.
The ship stopped at the shore.
"action!"
In an instant, the buddy on the boat rushed into the bean field. In an instant, the dim light projected our shadow on every corner of the bean field. We gathered our hands and feet and sneaked around the fields, picking a little from the east and catching a little from the west. In an instant, everyone quietly returned to the boat with a handful of beans in their hands. We have also set foot on my father-in-law's field on the other side of June 1, and there is no doubt that the field is still damaged.
"Pots, bowls ..." Double happiness muttered.
Suddenly, Shuang Xi suddenly stood up and scratched his head with both hands. He stamped his foot hard and read "broken, broken!" " "
Afa rushed up and shook his arm desperately, eagerly asking him why. When Shuangxi's eyes were silent, Shuangxi patted Afa's shoulder with her hand and explained the reason.
Afa listened, suddenly his eyebrows tightened and sweat crawled down his rosy face. After a while, the red cheeks became extremely pale, and the hands on both sides of the body kept shaking in the air. His feet seemed to be slippery and he collapsed on the planking in an instant. The ship shook violently, the spray danced with him, the clear spray dispersed, and the hazy moonlight reflected on the water, which was slightly bleak.
We began to come back and hurried to the two of us.
We didn't know the reason until Afa calmed down-boiled beans can't be cooked without salt and fire, and they can only be brought from the boat. But grandpa eight is very careful. If he finds out, he will swear. Besides, you can't throw away all the beans for nothing, can you? Helpless!
After some discussion, everyone thought it best to confront him. So everyone made a fire, set up a stove, thick broad beans churned in the pot, and hazy white fog intervened in the air.
When the beans were ripe, they ate them with a clear conscience. But I hesitated for a long time, uneasy and utterly confused.
Looking back now, I can still remember what I looked like on that boat. If I suddenly turn around and look at it, absolutely, the water waves aroused by moonlight will never dissipate. ...
Stealing excellent composition 2 I am a small book fan, and I have to keep company with books every day in order to fall asleep beautifully. However, a strange thing happened today, which suddenly woke me up.
In the morning, I reached out to touch the comic book beside the pillow as usual. Hey, where are the books? I crawled out of bed. The book is really gone! Mom doesn't like me to leave things lying around. Ask her? No way! Not only can you not find the book, but you will also be severely scolded. Let's figure it out ourselves. After careful consideration, I decided to conduct a secret search at home.
Let's do it. While my mother was outside tidying up the dishes, I quietly started looking in the small bedroom, but found no trace of the book. So I expanded my target to the private room of our hotel. I started looking for it from the southernmost room, but every time I went with hope, I was disappointed. There was only one storage room left, and I lit the fire of hope for myself again. After entering the room, I took a closer look and suddenly found many small footprints in the corner where the flour was put. I walked along the footprints, and suddenly, a crisp sound startled me. I turned my head and saw a pile of broken glass on the ground. Ah! Isn't this the tableware that just arrived? I looked at the debris scattered on the ground and didn't know what to do.
When my mother heard the sound, she rushed over and asked, "What's the matter?" "Hey hey ..." I couldn't answer my mother's question, so I had to giggle assiduously. "Well, don't say it doesn't matter. A set of tableware 15 yuan, girl, lose money! " My mother is a restaurant owner. She just got into the eyes of money and showed no mercy to my daughter. Alas!
I took a deep breath when my mother left. The comics haven't landed yet, and the search has to continue. I changed my route and slipped to the air conditioner. Ah, there is a mouse hole behind the air conditioner! I remember the little footprints I just found. Could my book be stolen by a mouse? Thinking about thinking, my head involuntarily leaned over. Suddenly, a big mouse jumped out of the hole at a very fast speed and arched directly in front of my eyes. "Wow-"The pain made me burst into tears.
Mom accompanied me to the hospital for examination, but fortunately it was nothing serious. At this time, my father came back and said to me cheerfully as soon as he entered the door: "Daughter, your cartoons are really beautiful. Is there anything else? " Looking at my father's smiling face and thinking about the blow I have suffered, I feel very wronged. I snatched the book from my father and burst into tears.
Once upon a time, there were many small animals living in a virgin forest. Kitten and white rabbit are good friends for nothing. Once, when two good friends were chatting, they inadvertently talked about whether the pie made by their mother was delicious. Gray saliva DC said: "My mother's pumpkin pie is fragrant and crisp, and it will be unforgettable after eating it." I want to drool when I mention it! "He said in vain," My mother's cabbage pie is delicious and nutritious, which is better than your pumpkin pie! Ash suggested, "Tomorrow I'll bring pumpkins, you bring cabbages, and we'll eat in exchange. How about it? " In vain, he said, "well, see you at the forest school at 7: 30 tomorrow!" Ok? " Ash nodded and said, "Yes!"
The next morning, Ash walked on the concrete road and thought, "I must convince you for nothing." It's delicious! You can bring it to me tomorrow! Is it okay? Grey queen? "In vain, it is walking on a gravel road, thinking: I must let the ashes stubbornly beg me to bring her cabbage cakes every day! None of them noticed that the cake basket in their hands was a little crooked. It turned out that Grey Kerr, a thief wanted by the animal police for five years, smelled the fragrance from a distance, jumped into the basket and stole the gray pumpkin pie and the white cabbage pie. When white and gray met in the forest school, they found that their pie was gone! Ash cried sadly. In vain, I comforted Ashi and thought: How to catch the thief who stole the cake? At this moment, I saw the gray shoes fall for nothing. Glue? Suddenly I came up with a good idea in vain and shouted, "I have an idea!" " "Gray heard this, immediately stopped crying and put his ear on the white man's mouth. ...
The next morning, Ash and White deliberately shook the basket so badly that the pie fell to the ground. Then gray and white hid in the bushes and peeped. This time, Grey Kerr came all the way to eat the cake. However, as soon as he ate the pie, his hands stuck to it. Because Huck put the cake on the tree, and then he climbed up the tree to eat it. So even the person who took the cake stuck to the tree. At this time, gray and white jumped out of the bushes and laughed. After laughing for a long time, he said, "We changed the cake stuffing into a special glue. This glue is colorless, but it smells. If you eat it, it will stick all over your body, so when you touch the tree, it will stick! " We will punish you and tell you that you will be punished for getting something for nothing! Now we are going to call the police uncle! "Say that finish, gray and white walked hand in hand in the direction of the police station.
Stealing excellent composition 4 Everyone has the experience of "stealing", so do I, but certainly not stealing like a thief.
I remember once when I was a child, my grandmother went to work in other places, and I sat at home watching TV alone. Soon, an animated film was finished. Oh, dear! What else can I do now? Keep watching? Hurt your eyes, go out and play for a while!
I walked into the yard and soon saw the stream in front of my house. Yes, I can go fishing! By the way, ask Zhangyan to go fishing together! I'll call Zhangyan soon. He listened to my story and wanted to play. Great! If it comes from Zhangyan, it will be even more interesting! I sneaked into the tool library at home and stole a look at my grandmother in the field. Oh! It's a good thing grandma didn't see it I took out a snakeskin bag and ran out of the yard excitedly. I forgot that grandma was working in the back, so I shouted, "Here comes the bag!" " "Zhangyan made a gesture in a low voice, I quickly stopped shouting.
I ran to the stream, and Zhangyan had been waiting for a long time. I hurried to fish, grandma heard the news, and we finished fishing.
Looking back now, I am still very happy!
Although it has been a long time since the incident of stealing excellent composition 5, I still feel a little blushing in retrospect.
At that time, I was only in the first grade of primary school, and I passed by Aunt Wang's house every day after school. There is a jujube tree in her yard, which produces big and sweet dates every year. Jujube hanging on the branches, not to mention eating, is enough for a few eyes. One day, I stopped Du Runhao and made a "jujube stealing plan" with him.
After school, Du Runhao and I came to Aunt Wang's house while playing. "Aunt wang at home? I want a bowl of water to drink. " Du Runhao pretended to be casual as usual, pushed open the door of Aunt Wang's house and asked loudly. "At home, let's drink in the house." Aunt Wang answered in the room. As soon as I saw Du Runhao enter the room, I climbed up the big jujube tree in the yard three times and two times. Hey, there are so many dates! I was dazzled by it. I really don't know which to choose. "Wow" I picked a jujube and stuffed it in my mouth. Oh, how sweet! Then I want to try the second one. Oh, dear! I forgot that Du Runhao was still in the house. I have to pick it up quickly. I quickly put my hands together and stuffed the dates into my pocket. However, it is too late. Before I filled a bag, the door opened with a "wow" and Aunt Wang came out with a bamboo pole in her hand. Du Runhao followed closely and kept shouting: "I don't want it, I don't want it!" "Nothing, it will be shot down in a while." Aunt Wang answered with a smile. What? Aunt Wang is going on a date? My heart was shocked and my heart was pounding like rabbits in my chest. "Hey, isn't this the little son? Why did you climb the tree? If you want to eat dates, I'll get them for you. What if I fall? Come down! " I looked down and saw Aunt Wang yelling at me. I had no choice but to come down from the tree in embarrassment. "Quick, grab the jujube." What? Aunt Wang still wants to date us? "Wow" before I finished thinking, dates fell like raindrops. In a short time, Du Runhao and I were stuffed with dates in our mouths and pockets. Well, if I knew this, why did I steal it? This not only touched me, but also made me extremely ashamed.
After that, although I was still naughty, I never stole anything again.
Stealing excellent compositions 6 Summer has come, and all the thieves in the family have come out.
Steal food
After finishing my homework, I just watched my sister sneak into the small room with shoes in her hand, for fear that my mother would hear me. It turned out that it was almost time for dinner, but my sister still wanted cookies. "Shh, don't tell mom." Sister said softly. On tiptoe, I quietly came to the biscuit box, grabbed a handful and put it in my pocket, and then ran upstairs to steal food with a bang.
laugh to oneself
"Why don't you pour this dish ..." It turned out that the food at home was broken, and my mother wanted my father to pour it out. As a result, my father was indifferent and was scolded by my mother. "This dish can also eat? Even ... ""Pigs and dogs will have diarrhea. " Mom said, I followed, and my mother secretly "sloped" and smiled behind her back.
lazy
Yuanyuan, help me eat! I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of rice cooked by myself and went out again. What are you doing? Sleeping, of course! On Sunday, you must sleep in. Jump, bang, jump on the bed and fall asleep. Wow! It's so comfortable You are lazy. Where's mom? Throw it behind your head first!
Every family has the ability to steal. Do you have it at home?
Stealing excellent composition 7 I don't know when it started. This seed called busyness has invaded my life, and it seems that the longer it is, the crazier it becomes.
I don't know when my holiday has become uncomfortable, and it has been replaced by a thick textbook.
I don't know when it started. My life is getting faster and faster. Going back and forth from home and school every day, repeating the monotony of class and writing every day. Every morning, I am always the first to tell myself: I will work hard!
Some things, as if they were used to it, are hard to change, just as I am used to preparing for the exam.
If you walk into the vegetable garden, you will find that the fruits and vegetables on the shelf have faint traces. That's the trace left by the green vines that helped them grow.
For me, I'm a melon, I'm a vine in the exam, and I grew up with ivy. It hurts a little, but I won't give up.
Tie freedom and learning ivy together, give yourself more room for fantasy and stay away from your ultimate goal. Put up the slogan "Never relax" and wrap yourself up again. Hold your breath every day, count the distance from the finish line over and over again, and speed up the progress while counting. But the next day, the endless process was repeated. Sometimes when I see my classmates infatuated with a scenery and talk about their happiness, I also want to let go of the Ivy, just for a while. But when I looked up at other students who were desperately choking, although I wanted to, I just thought about it.
I was thinking, if one day, ...
If one day, time can stop and allow me to stop for one day, I will steal some leisure from my busy schedule, look at my previous diaries and photos and enjoy my youth.
Take a break from your busy schedule to appreciate the eternal wonder of "the desert is lonely and straight, and the long river sets the yen"; Experience the tranquility of "picking chrysanthemums under the east fence and seeing Nanshan leisurely"
It can only be if. Just like Li Bai doesn't need a hearty drink to be brilliant, just like plum blossoms don't need winter to bloom, so they will be fragrant. No effort, no experience, no heart, a dream is a dream after all. Looking at the beautiful scenery outside the window, I desperately admired it, but in the end, I found that it was not spring around.
On the day of stealing excellent composition 8, I was happy after watching my parents go to work: great! Stealing vegetables! I turned on the computer in a hurry and watched the web page open little by little. I clicked into the QQ farm.
I am so happy to see that many people's dishes in the friends column are cooked: I must steal them all! Go to my good friend Cheng's farm first, ha! Pink roses are in full bloom. I click the mouse and the pink roses are collected in my basket. I laugh in front of the screen.
Let's see which "unlucky" dish is ripe. Oh! The food in Fan Xiao is ripe, so I have to steal it. Fan Xiao is a walnut, which can only be planted by players in their twenties. Fan Xiao is too powerful! Who cares what he grows? Steal it first.
With a mouse click, a golden hand picks walnuts one by one. Suddenly, the golden hand stopped. What happened? Is there something wrong with the computer? Then a yellow card with a Scottish shepherd logo was sent off. It turned out that her dog caught me as a thief.
I said in front of the computer, "It's not good to catch anyone, but you caught me and fined me forty gold coins. I worked hard to' steal' it!" That's great, I didn't earn a penny and lost some money! "I left Fan Xiao's farm angrily and returned to my own farm.
At first glance, the blue rose I planted a few days ago has matured. I picked my harvest one by one and harvested more than 50 blue roses! It's better to pick it yourself, not afraid of being caught by dogs.
I clicked on the warehouse with my mouse. There are some pink roses, blue roses and some bought walnuts. * * * is worth two or three thousand gold coins, which is not enough. I want to steal more! I stole pumpkins from this man's farm, pineapples from that man's farm, potatoes, tomatoes and grass from an unknown netizen's farm.
I stole a lot of things. No matter who you are, as long as you go to the farm, my relatives will disown me and open the world of stealing! I went to the warehouse again, yeah!
Sold more than two thousand gold coins than last time! I looked at the rising gold coins and my heart was filled with joy. I already have 40 thousand gold coins, and I even got a promotion!
I stole all the vegetables and turned off the computer. I just want to say, "stealing vegetables is crazy."
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Stealing Excellent Composition 9 My parents and I went to my brother's house in Mianyang to play. I still like playing with him, but we always quarrel when we are fighting for computers.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, my food is ripe, and I'll find you after I steal it!" I robbed him of the computer again. "No, this is my home. Your food is ripe, and so is my food! " ! When you finish, my food will not die. "My brother called me." Hum, I am a guest. Do you know what humility is? "I squeezed my brother out of the chair." You, you. "My brother is angry." What are you doing? What happened to you! "I made faces at him.
I was stealing vegetables after I finished collecting them. I found that my brother could steal vegetables, so I deliberately provoked him. "Look, look, I want you to see something." It is estimated that he saw the word "detachable" on his dish and rushed up to grab my hand and shouted "Don't steal, don't steal!" "Fools don't steal!" I was stronger than him. I broke free from his hand and stole all his food. "I'm bored to death. Who told you to steal it? " Looking at the way he wanted to cry, I didn't feel sorry for him, but I laughed and gloated.
How long will it take for our dispute about stealing vegetables to end?
Stealing excellent compositions 10 When you see the word "stealing", everyone will definitely think of bad things or bad people. Such as: so-and-so classmate stole my things; Ah! A thief has been to my home in ........................................................................................................................................................................... Don't worry, let me speak slowly.
Sneaking around, hey! It's quite exciting. Crying secretly is, um, quite lonely. Stealing food, hey! Don't suffocate ............................................................................................................................................................................
On hearing the word "stealing glue", there must be many "good friends" thinking, why not put a glue? What's exciting, thrilling and novel? No, no, no. Dear friends, if you think so, you are all wet! If you don't mind, please let me explain, okay?
The glue stealing incident on New Year's Eve.
"Hey, Xiao Xuan, we're going to eat New Year's Eve. Please be prepared first. " Mom said to me. So I went to wash my hands. Next to the sink, there is a box named "502". Hey hey! Isn't this super glue? So I thought of a plan: I can draw "502" on the stool where I sit and play a prank! Hey, hey ... Then I crept to the stool and spread the glue evenly. In the process of painting, I was frightened. I heard footsteps and hid in a panic, only to find nothing when I came out! Finally, it was time for dinner. I ate for a while. Before everyone had a good meal, I sneaked into the room and watched their every move silently. After dinner, hee hee. ..........................................................................................................................................................................
Glue Stealing B Event-Remote Control
Everyone should watch the Spring Festival Gala after dinner, right? So I put a little glue on some buttons of the remote control. As a result, grandpa couldn't press it when he changed channels, and his mouth said, "Hello? What's going on here? How did this remote control become as hard as iron? " Then he scratched his head. I couldn't help laughing at grandpa's funny appearance!
Dear friends, now you think this thorn is not exciting, shocking or thrilling. Is it new?
Once upon a time, there was a small village where many small animals lived, and three of them were good friends.
On this day, they chatted together again and talked about their ancestors. The dog said, "My ancestors were amazing and ate the moon." The pig said, "My ancestors were also very strong. That's Marshal Tian Peng. " The dog said, "Come on, didn't the Jade Emperor demote him to the world?" ? Everyone knows that he likes Chang 'e. "The little monkey said," My ancestors were brave and fished for the moon. ""Stop it, since what we are talking about is related to the moon, let's get a moon cake and try it. " The dog suggested.
They found a supermarket to see if there were any moon cakes in it. Ah, there are moon cakes, but there are security guards next to them. They secretly took a bite of moon cakes and finally knew the taste of moon cakes. But as soon as they went out, they were caught by the security guard. They quickly apologized. Finally, the boss asked the dog to be a security guard for three days, the pig to clean the supermarket for three days, and the monkey to pick peaches in the orchard for three days.
These small animals were punished for being naughty.
Stealing excellent composition 12 On Wednesday afternoon, I went home to practice the piano. Seeing no one at home, I had the idea of stealing computers.
Just when I turned it on, I was afraid again: what if my mother found me? What should I do if I criticize ... But my bad thoughts overcame my good thoughts, and my hands shook and began to play.
Although I have been promoted to Grade Three in a row, I still can't get rid of my nervousness. Whenever I hear footsteps, I quickly rush to the piano and pretend to play it. I think my "preventive work" is very good and will not be found. After about ten minutes, the more I played, the more excited I became. I giggled from time to time and unconsciously began to let my guard down. Suddenly, with a click, there was the sound of unlocking outside the door-mom came back! I was so anxious that I didn't know what to do, so I had to admit my mistake to my mother.
I hate my initial behavior when my mother scolded me severely. But why not think so before playing?
Stealing excellent composition 13 The sound of the rail violently rubbing against the axle tore off the mask of disguise ... What "never part" is just a lie after dinner.
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Fog, very thick. Very white.
The air is cold. Cold dead
The cold rushed into the neckline, and I accepted it frankly. Otherwise, what can I do? I think, when the body is full of all the cold, it will not be cold, just like pain. When it hurts to a certain extent, it will numb, so it won't hurt. So, all along, I said: I don't hurt. It's true.
Youth is a process of crossing thorns.
Learned to be sentimental, read strong, and understand that forever is just a beautiful imagination. Our growth, like a "wandering" flower, runs with time without hesitation. The traces of years apart can never be erased.
There will be many dreams, but they are only dreams and cannot replace reality. The so-called efforts, what kind of efforts should be used to refuel. Maybe no one will understand, really no one will understand, except yourself, no one will understand what it's like to lose yourself. So, naturally, I am not myself. No one doubts this.
I smile, like a flower with yellow petals facing the sun.
I echoed, like a docile little white sheep.
No one found, and no one will find, the sound of tears falling to the ground and breaking. I can't say anything, I can't say anything, I know, nothing I say is useless, they don't believe in the real me, and they don't like the real me, because the real me won't lie. So, I like to pretend, and I am used to it. Give up my real thoughts. In order to grow and live, I must get rid of my true self.
The so-called insincerity and hypocrisy are just a trend of the times. And I'm just a nobody in this big world, and I can't lead my favorite trend any more. So, I can only adapt.
Time has changed the appearance of you and me, erased our shadow, and how to live the rest. Those who should go and those who shouldn't go have all gone, leaving only traces of memory.
The cold in the air is eating away at me.
Thinking about it, suddenly my eyes are sore. Come on, let's put aside our distractions and be ourselves.
Look, the sun is coming out.
You are not Yang Guifei and I am not Tang Xuanzong, but we can't leave. Destiny's horsetail woman ...
-P.S.
Steal excellent composition 14 This is a black cat with dirty hair, amber eyes on her face and a layer of haze on her head. Shrouded in darkness? I often impose my feelings on others, and it meows and taunts.
It often jumps into the broken window in the kitchen when I turn around. Whether there is leftovers or soup in it, it will wander like a security guard on duty.
Bolder than before, sitting on a plate with my dad's cigarette butt in his mouth, laughing that I can't catch it.
I said I would poison it sooner or later, buy a pack of rat poison, or make more mousetraps. I hate this cat more than mice, but it doesn't think so. With a loud cry of "meow", I stretched myself and dropped dozens of cats and fleas.
Don't poison yet. I must satisfy my curiosity. Where does it come from and where does it sleep at night?
Once, I accidentally saw it go into a cave in frustration from the back window. It's like a child who didn't do well in the exam walking on his way home. I feel a pity.
I took the initiative to take out the food and throw it to it. I said, "Let's make up. You came to my house to catch mice. You have a warm bed and delicious fish. Stop sneaking around stealing food. Come here, children! "
It "meowed" to show disdain.
Later, it intensified and became the public enemy of our place. Even if I move the food to my room, I will let it eat a piece of meat. When my mother goes to the kitchen to wash dishes, she always finds small pieces of cat hair in the wok. The fun of cats is no longer limited to stealing food.
Later ... people may say that our people here have poisoned it. No, nobody does that. It is alive and well. It's not that we are broad-minded, but that people here really can't afford a pack of poison, can't make a mousetrap, or everyone is too busy to get carried away.
Now, the cat gave birth to a litter, from a cat stealing food to a group of cats stealing food. When the muddled food can't satisfy their skins, one day, they will put their paws into our spiritual food.
Stealing excellent composition 15 I am a grade pupil and I like playing computer very much. No, I'm addicted to stealing vegetables from the farm again!
I remember it was a sunny Sunday. I stole my brother's food secretly, and my brother was very angry when he found out! Gave me a good lesson. I said indignantly, "Brother, didn't you just cook two dishes, but you couldn't eat them?" Have you ever been so angry? Brother said, "You try." "Well, it's a big deal. I let you steal! " When I got up early in the morning, I found that my food was stolen by my brother. Suddenly, I flew into a rage! ! ! "Brother! Why did you steal my food? " I just remembered that I let my brother steal it, and I know why my brother is angry. I'm sorry, brother. I know it's wrong to steal food. "Who knows, my brother smiled and said," Never mind, stealing vegetables is fun, right? " "Yes, food is stealing fun!" I said happily, "Brother, I will continue to steal your food in the future! "Ha ha" laughter filled the room. ...
I like stealing vegetables, which brings a lot of happiness to my life! !
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