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"I have my period." "Then don't meet."
I thought she needed my help in an emergency or was ill. I can't wait to call her.
"What's the matter with you, Xiao Xin? If it weren't for me, I would still be here! "
"I have my period, old eight." She began to cry as she spoke!
I, very, collapsed, collapsed, what a fucking reason! The whole thing is as irritating as people who don't have a circadian chart. "I have something to say, it's okay. I hung up. "
Xiao Xin told me the reason in tears. I made an appointment with my boyfriend Lao Zhang to go to Xiao Xin's house for dinner at night. After dinner, I spent a spring night. As a result, unexpected things happened, and my menstrual uninvited guests suddenly came. Xiao Xin finished talking with the male ticket, and he said simply, then don't meet again, another day.
In this way, my menstruation interfered with a good date. Xiao Xin initially blamed her aunt for not coming in time, but later, the more she thought about it, the more sad she became. Why didn't she see menstruation when she came? How can there be such a madman!
Xiao Xin asked me, "Eight, do you think slapping is more important or falling in love?"
I am in a trance. Isn't it part of love? Objectively speaking, it seems quite important. For men and women in this era, sex and love seem to be indispensable. However, this problem ignores the subject itself.
"Both are not as important as you! Wake up, this man is not dating you. To put it bluntly, he is dating genitals! " There are only four words to describe him. He is heartless, shameless and worse than an animal.
Isn't it normal for you to have your period?
In fact, I have heard Xiao Xin say this many times.
Girls often cry to me. I have an appointment with my boyfriend to take a short trip. As a result, a menstruation suddenly appeared on the road, and her boyfriend's performance changed a hundred and eighty degrees, and her face turned black in an instant. The picture is so sensational that I can easily make up the ugly faces of smelly men who think that girls can't meet their sexual needs when they have their period.
That's not enough. What's more, as night fell, I was hungry and tried to make love by force. I casually said to the girl, "It's just a little blood. It's okay. If the white knife goes in and the red knife goes out, you won't get sick. "
I'm going to scold the street again. Do you think girls are inflatable dolls? She is not feeling well. If you don't take good care of her and coerce her into having sex for your own desires, it would be despicable.
What kind of boyfriend are you if you can't even accept your period?
You're not a woman. You don't understand. Some people always think that the pain of a girl's period is fake. God, man, do you think your girlfriend is stupid enough to gain your sympathy with the pain of menstruation?
It's obviously painful. Don't care is don't care. Why are you cynical? Girls don't have sex with you every day. In that case, it's much better to find a familiar booty call directly than you!
Speaking of sexual friends, I have to mention that some boyfriends are really not as good as girlfriends. Linda's sister told me that she once made an appointment with her booty friends and just arrived at the hotel, just in time for her period. Without saying anything, the man went to the supermarket downstairs to buy sanitary napkins, then burned hot water for her and stayed with her all night.
Sister Linda said that she was really warm-hearted at that time, and thought that this man was very reliable and wanted to have it for a lifetime. Well, they're almost gone, and now they're in love. It's interesting to think about it. All because of a sudden period.
I was chatting with Li Hui the other day, and I asked him if he had bought a menstrual towel or underwear for his girlfriend.
He told me that he was embarrassed to death when he bought sanitary napkins. He went to the supermarket and sneaked to the shelf to find the brand she wanted, and checked out in a hurry, like a thief. He said firmly, well, willingly. Because of love, because I really like it, I am willing to buy anything she needs.
I talked about a boyfriend a few years ago, who is four or five years older than me. He is very warm and warm. Go shopping with me. I said I want to buy underwear. He hesitated and asked me if I could go. At that time, I was really unruly and willful. I have to say that if he doesn't accompany me, he just doesn't love me.
I can't help it He crustily skin of head to accompany me. I didn't think so at the time, and I laughed at him. People in their twenties are blushing. Later, after we separated, I realized that as a boy, it takes a lot of courage to accompany a girl to the underwear store. Not buying underwear with you doesn't necessarily mean that you don't love you, but the man who buys underwear with you must love you.
In the next few years, I will occasionally test my next boyfriend, and no one will accompany me to buy underwear anymore. They said, it's embarrassing. They said, go by yourself. But they don't know that what girls want is just a moment's peace of mind.
At this point, you know, when I say my period, I'm not just talking about my period. I just hate men who love for sex, men who only consider their own ideas, men who blindly take but are unwilling to pay.
I just want to meet you. I miss you. I want to kiss you. I want to hug you. I want to talk to you about my daily life. But how can a good love be affected by my period?
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