Jokes about frogs or turtles

The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the rabbit laughs at the tortoise's slowness and says, "Only by lightening the burden can we rush to the front faster."

The tortoise said, "What's the use of running fast these days? It is still safe to have a house. "

Three turtles decided to have coffee. Hardly had they reached the gate of the coffee shop when it began to rain.

So the biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get an umbrella."

The smallest turtle said, "If you don't drink my coffee, I'll go."

"We don't drink," the other two turtles promised.

Two years later, the tortoise said to the tortoise, "well, I guess he won't come back." We can drink his coffee. "

Just then, a voice came from outside. "I won't go if you drink it."

There is a young man who is 270 cm tall. Because he is too tall, his life is very inconvenient. He wanted to be short, so he went to the wizard for help. The wizard told him, "There is a big stone in the pond near the forest. There is a magic frog on the big stone. When you see it, ask it if it wants to marry you, and it will say' no', so your height will be shortened by 30 cm. " Ha, great, young man. Let's go at once. Sure enough, I saw a frog on a big stone in a pond near the forest. He immediately asked, "Frog, will you marry me?" . The frog gave him a disdainful look and said firmly, "No!" " "The young man was 30 centimeters shorter at once, and he was very happy. But he thought 240 cm was still too high, so he asked, "Frog, will you marry me?" "The frog said impatiently," No! ".So the young man took it and was 30 centimeters shorter. The young man thought, "2 10 cm is still a little high, and 180 cm is the best. I just need to ask again. So he asked the frog again, "Frog, will you marry me?" The frog couldn't help it. He said angrily, "Are you bored? " ! How many times do you have to tell me to stop? I'm telling you-no! Don't! Don't! Don't! No way! "

Two frogs fell in love in the park. The male frog hugged the female frog. The mother frog sighed and said, alas, I really miss you when you were a child, without arms and legs. Not like now. You always touch your hands as soon as you meet.