Find some short and philosophical jokes about health.

It's your life's fault that you gave up on me. You may not feel it now. But one day you will regret it!

You are really a villain. I hate you so much now that I can't wait to rush to your house and kill you!

Do you really have to make me angry and make you happy without heart? You are really no ordinary goods!

He XX, in this life, I will thunder and lightning if I say one more sweet word to you. I will die a natural death, and Wan Jian will wear my heart out!

Even if you are the only man left, I won't look at you again. I despise your personality!

I never loved you. Do you think I really loved you before? Stop bragging! I'm playing you!

Even if you have cancer, if you have one last day, I won't sympathize with you, because you deserve it!

Even if the truck hits you in front of me, I won't take you to the hospital! You waste oxygen!

Although you are tall, you have eight legs. Do you think I don't know until I tell you?

Although, we have known each other for so long and haven't quarreled several times, do you think I am very accommodating to you, a bad person?

In fact, I was playing with you from the beginning! So you left me without feeling sad!

Let me kick your ass when you die. I take it out on you when I'm in a bad mood. You are still happy. I took you there!

Even if one of you and me dies, you must die first! I'm being a villain, hitting you every day!

I was reluctant to use your money when I had no money to spend. I really regret it! Stupid enough.