Mid-Autumn Festival funny greetings are funny, humorous and short.

1, I haven't heard from you for a long time I always miss you in the Mid-Autumn Festival these two days, and my heart is in a mess. I've searched all over the lawn where you like to eat and sleep by the pond, but I still haven't seen you, and my heart is broken. How can a pig with such a big head be lost?

2, dear, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, don't lose weight, eat more moon cakes! You don't have anyone, but because you are fat, why on earth do you understand ~ ~

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I told my mother that I like you and want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Through these days of contact, I found that I can't live without you! Really, but my mother refused. She said sternly, "pigs are not allowed here!" " "

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and it will get cold recently. You must take care of yourself, don't freeze. As the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I've put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

Today, you woke up to find a mosquito lying beside the pillow and a suicide note: "I struggled all night, but I failed to pierce your face." You are so thick-skinned, I have no face to live in this world. Please forgive him, Lord! "

6. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. Do you feel abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Even if the whole world hates you and ignores you, at least there is us-the Animal Protection Association.

7. One day I said you were a pig, and you said angrily, I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting in front of everyone: I'm not a pig! I was speechless at once.

8. I know you will be surrounded by overwhelming information on Mid-Autumn Festival. Wise I will let the blessing pass through mountains, tall buildings, streets and alleys today, flash past the old lady selling tea eggs and get into your mobile phone: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

9. Osmanthus fragrans has a strong flavor. Chang 'e lives in the moon, enjoys chrysanthemums outside the autumn hedge and holds a banquet in the courtyard. Raise a glass to invite relatives and friends, * * * tell parting feelings, celebrate reunion, and use reunion cakes. In the mid-autumn and the moon are bright, the four seas are reunited and the world is celebrating.

10, Buddha said: Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, be kind and learn to be kind to people, especially those who send you text messages now! Invite him to dinner often! Especially Mid-Autumn Festival! Give him all your evil money! Very good! Very good!