Are there any jokes about Confucius in Shandong Kuaishu? Be in urgent need of ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Play with (this piece of) bamboo board repeatedly,

Sing you a historical story.

This incident originated in the late Spring and Autumn Period.

It has been 2500 years now.

Singing "Zongsheng" is one of the "five sages", called Zeng Shen.

His thoughts have been handed down all over China.

Today, we won't sing about his master Confucius.

If you don't sing him, Confucianism has a heritage.

Do not sing his resignation letter, respect his parents,

Don't sing his article, write the Book of Filial Piety.

I don't sing the story of teaching and educating people to write "University".

Sing "Ceng Zi Kill the Pig" for a while and leave a good reputation.

Play bamboo board, have fun,

Let me just talk about the Spring and Autumn Period.

When the Eastern Zhou Dynasty was feudal,

When the court was weak, the princes rose up and rebelled.

/kloc-more than 0/00 vassal States,

The situation at that time was particularly chaotic.

There are many celebrities,

Chu Zhuangwang, that's smart,

Reform politics, buy military power,

Pretend to be confused first, but actually understand,

A blockbuster. It's amazing,

Win the hegemony of Jin state.

Keywords Confucius, founding Confucianism,

He has 3,000 disciples,

Write a book and preach the Analects of Confucius,

The way of benevolence and courtesy is well known.

Lao Zi, Zhuangzi, Han Feizi,

Bian Que, Qu Yuan, Xiao Ganluo,

Heroes come forth in troubled times,

There's too much to say.

Playing bamboo board makes you happy,

Let me compare the things of the Qin dynasty.

The founding emperor won the government,

This man is great,

Merger of six countries, expansion of territory,

Keywords garbage bag, jianxian county,

Cars on the same track, books in the same language,

Unify language and measures,

He built the Great Wall of Wan Li.

After the Guangwu Uprising, Chen Sheng,

Xiang Liang Xiang Yu raised the banner,

Xiang Yu fought Qin Jun nine times,

Brave and good at fighting. I don't know

Liu Bang's counselor was Sean.

Offer an attack on Xianyang,

Ziying went out of the city to surrender,

Four years of wind and rain in Chu and Han dynasties,

Liu Bang finally defeated Xiang Yu,

The Han Dynasty was established as the great ancestor.

As rhyming oral rap art types, Kuaishu and Allegro attach great importance to the creation and artistic charm of lyric language itself. It not only has the techniques of "Fu, Bi and Xing" commonly used in China's traditional poetry creation, but also relies heavily on the rich and colorful rhetorical techniques in Chinese, such as parallelism, antithesis, disyllabic, rhyming, homophonic, pun and metaphor. In terms of aesthetic style, it also advocates comedy color and entertainment effect, pays attention to humor and humor, and also pays attention to creating "gimmicks" or "burdens" that make people laugh, and pursues the aesthetic realm of entertaining and entertaining.

Shandong Kuaishu is produced in south-central Shandong Province and southwest Shandong Province. There are two main theories about the origin of Shandong Kuaishu. First, Zhao Dazhao, an artist from Jining, Shandong Province, who was founded in Xianfeng period of Qing Dynasty, absorbed the lyrics of "rein chamber" written by He Laofeng, a famous drummer in Shandong Province at that time, and used the pear slices of pear flower drum as percussion instruments, forming the predecessor of Wu Laoer, a Shandong fast book. One theory is based on the traditional program of Shandong Luozi telling the story of Song and Wu, and evolved from Shandong Luozi bamboo board as a percussion instrument. In addition, there are different opinions, such as Liu Maoji, a martial artist founded in Wanli period of Ming Dynasty, and Li Changqing, the first juror in Light Year of Qing Dynasty. Through the investigation of the relationship between artists and teachers, it is considered that art is passed on to Fu and Fu is passed on to his disciples.

Wei Yuhe formed two branches, which have been passed down to this day. A famous artist of Wei School was disciple Lu, and later passed on to Yang Lide, who was good at "clever mouth" and "gateway" and became a family of his own, known as "Yang School". The famous artists are Qi and Qi, and later they spread to. Gao Yuanjun is called a "senior high school student" because of his emphasis on portraying characters and lively and funny performances. Since the late Qing Dynasty, famous artists such as Qi have performed in Nanjing, Shanghai, Hangzhou and Hankou, which has expanded the influence of Shandong Kuaishu.

Shandong Kuaishu took the story of Song Wu as the main line from the beginning of its establishment, so the actors were called "those who talked about the second child" and "those who sang the big man". Some funny jokes outside the book are called "book hats", such as "The Truth" and "Persimmon Box". Shandong Kuaishu is called "Allegro on Bamboo Board" because it used to beat bars with bamboo boards. Around 1930s, Gao Yuanjun, a famous actor, performed on the stage, which was once called "funny fast book". 195 1 year, when he recorded "Destroying Ba", he named it "Shandong Tongshu".

The lyrics of Shandong Kuaishu basically rhyme with seven sentences, interspersed with some white characters, white characters or long characters. The language is lively and humorous, the plot is vivid, the expression and action are exaggerated, and the pace is fast, which is longer than the martial arts story of the hero who solves violence. However, the old society also left many unhealthy "dirty mouths" for Shandong Kuaishu, so from 1940, Gao Yuanjun began to purify the language of Shandong Kuaishu, improve the artistic quality of traditional programs, and strengthen the artistic expression of Shandong Kuaishu by drawing lessons from cross talk, Beijing Opera and other arts.

The expressions of fast books and allegro are very simple. Generally speaking, actors stand and rap with clapping hands with small percussion instruments. There is a "stand-up" form in which one person performs, a "counterpart" form in which two people perform, and a "group mouth" form in which three or more people perform. According to the specific type of music, the instruments used to accompany clapping are also different. For example, the Yang School of Shandong Express School uses two crescent-shaped copper pieces with an inch square size, which are called "Yuanyang Board" when performing with one hand. Shandong Kuaishu sent two bamboo boards in his left hand and two bamboo boards in his right hand. The rhythm of percussion evolved from gongs and drums. A bamboo percussion instrument, one large and one small, used for counting treasures or allegro. There are two big boards and five small boards. The big board is bigger, and five small bamboo pieces are smaller, tied together with ropes. During the performance, the actors rap with big boards and small boards in their right and left hands. Between paragraphs, clapping and high-five are often performed, and various eye-catching effects are played to entertain the audience.

Although both Kuaishu and Allegro are performed by counting or reciting with a strong sense of rhythm, the lyrics they rap are rhymed in regular patterns. However, there are also differences, except for the different forms of rap performance, that is, the different use of dialects, which makes the rhythm of rap or recitation different, and the lyrics are also different: fast books or allegro are developed on the basis of Allegro, and generally perform medium-length programs with strong sense of story and typical characters, and the rhyme feet of lyrics are usually the same; Allegro usually only performs short programs with strong reasoning or lyricism, and the rhyming method of lyrics is relatively free, which is called "Hua Zhe", that is, you can rhyme freely in a paragraph of lyrics. Whether it's Allegro or Allegro, the basic sentence pattern of Quci is a seven-sentence structure. However, as long as it does not conflict with the rhythm and melody of rap, there are often insertions, additions and deletions, and the sentence patterns are free and flexible.