Who can introduce some jokes about the Indian government or army? Better have pictures.

It is said that a little thing happened in the United Nations the day before yesterday, which is destined to go down in the history of diplomacy. Indian Foreign Minister Krishna (S.M.? Krishna) spoke in the Security Council on February 1 1, and mentioned at the beginning? On the topic of "maintaining international peace and security", after a few jingles, the conversation turned and the following words were uttered:

"on? Answer? More? Personal? Attention? Is it allowed? Me? Where to? Express delivery? Mine? Deep? Satisfaction? About what? That? Are you happy? Coincidence Yes? Really? Two? Members? Yes? That? Portuguese? Go ahead. Country? (CPLP)，？ Brazil? And then what? Portugal? ,? Together? Here? Today "? ..... "That? Europeans? Union? Is it? What else? Response? Are you online? This? Grace? Are you online? Coordination? With what? That? United Airlines? Country ",

Personally, I am deeply gratified that there happen to be two Portuguese-speaking member countries-Brazil and Portugal attending the meeting today. "…? " The EU has also expressed the same attitude towards cooperation with the United Nations. "

Why does the Indian Foreign Minister want to express "deep satisfaction" with the participation of two Portuguese-speaking countries and speak as a member of the European Union? When the Foreign Minister was absorbed in reading the manuscript, the representatives of the members of the Security Council were whispering to each other, because they had just listened to Portuguese Foreign Minister Luis? Amado read the same article. In fact, it is no wonder that the 79-year-old Indian Foreign Minister is in charge of this diplomatic taboo, that is, Portuguese Foreign Minister Luis? Amado, in his speech distributed by the Security Council, did not indicate the country and name of the speaker, misleading the Indian Foreign Minister.

Three minutes after Foreign Minister Krishna began to speak, Indian Permanent Representative to the United Nations khatib? Puri (Hardip? Singh? Puri rushed to the foreign minister and interrupted him, saying, You? Is it okay? Start? Once again (you start reading again). Foreign Minister Krishna calmly pulled out another piece of manuscript paper and intoned: "Gandhi said ..."