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How to prove that you are getting old in one sentence?

I have a saying that it is better to use the word "time", because time can prove everything, which has two meanings: "Time waits for no one, not everyone, time waits for no one, and does not forgive women." Sorry, everyone. It hurts a little.

People are always getting old, born and died, which is a natural law and no one can change it.

I often sigh now: "I am old, but I can't accept being old!" "

Our family lives on the third floor. There is no elevator in this old building. I've been walking around for 20 years, running up and down as light as a swallow, and up and down step by step. Now after climbing a flight of stairs, I must have a rest.

Think about it so soon. I used to be a carefree child. When I was a teenager, I inadvertently went to middle age in troubled times. Now he is obviously old.

If you don't want to be old, accept it!

My husband finally came back. He said he would take me and my children to Changde Water Park. It's great to play with water in this hot day!

Two adults with two children, crazy play down one day, tired into a dog. As soon as I got off the highway, my husband said that cooking at night was too tiring. Let's have a big meal.

This is exactly what I want, so we set out for our usual restaurant. At this time, the 5-year-old Dabao who was asleep in the back seat woke up. High-handed to cry, "what's the matter? Baby? " I held 1 year-old Bao Xiao and thought he was dreaming, or was it because he didn't come home immediately after dark? In a hurry? I held him in my arms. The child stopped crying in an instant.

When I touched the child's back, I sweated, but I changed all three clothes I took with me when I left this morning, and the other two were wet. I will catch a cold when I sweat next time, so I discussed with my husband and drove to the pedestrian street for dinner.

My husband took Bao Xiao to order first, and I took Dabao to buy a new T-shirt. This street is full of women's clothes. Finally I saw a children's clothing store and pushed the door in.

I buy things quickly, make a quick decision, glance at the shelves, see the style I like, and immediately find out the size of the child. At this time, the boss who was playing mobile phone at the counter found us and stood up. "You can try it if you like it!" He said hello.

I nodded politely, then took two pieces and let Dabao put them on in the fitting room directly. And asked the shopkeeper for scissors and cut the label. As soon as his son came out of the fitting room, the shopkeeper saw him and said, "Wow, your son's skin is so good, so white and his eyes are so big." I smiled and said, "It's quite white."

Then the shopkeeper gave me another look and said casually, "You should have been quite white and beautiful when you were young." I can't help laughing. "oh? Is it? Thank you for his skin following his father, who is white. " "Oh, I said!" The master also suddenly added a knife.

To tell the truth, if the shopkeeper had said this before, I would definitely not have bought it, but at that moment, I found myself at the bottom of the steps and accepted it with a smile!

Later, at dinner, I also carefully looked at my husband sitting opposite. We are the same age. It was all in 1987, and before you know it, he has changed from a teenager in his prime to a middle-aged man with a big beer belly.

After returning home, the children all fell asleep. I sat in front of the mirror and looked at myself for a long time, and found out the mask, eye mask and hand cream that I hadn't applied for almost three months. Apply one by one, just like you are using quick-acting drugs at that moment.

For the first time, I went to bed before one o'clock in the morning and couldn't calm down in bed for a long time. I keep thinking of what my uncle said.

If a young man in his early twenties says I'm old, forget it. I can't believe I was let go by an uncle in his fifties, diss.

Looking back on eight years of marriage, two children have been married for life, and one child is ten years older. I took them all day by myself, without socializing and freedom. I waited on them to eat, drink and sleep, and when they slept at night, they began to work part-time as their own code words. It's already two or three o'clock, and I feel like I just lay down and the alarm clock woke up again. Get up at half past six and take Bao Xiao to school.

I haven't looked in the mirror seriously for a long time. Get up in the morning and hurry to clean up the children. I just threw some water on my face. Su Yan went out and started a busy day. I also forgot how long I haven't maintained my skin care and how many nights I haven't slept.

In the mirror, the girl who once had a full face of risorius and a slightly sweet smile has quietly turned into a middle-aged woman with deep dark circles, dark skin and a slightly stiff face. Outside the midnight window, raindrops beat on my window.

Then the subject's question: how to prove that you are getting old in one sentence? I think it's lying in bed listening to the rain in the middle of the night, but I can't sleep, just like there is a kind of autumn sadness in my heart.

It may also be an attitude of acceptance when others say that you are old.

Uncle's words also alerted me. I must have a regular schedule. I can't stay up for a long time because I feel young. This will increase the burden on my body and make the whole person look depressed and mentally ill.

And a person who works regularly must be full of energy. Even if you are seventy or eighty years old, as long as you are in a good mental state, you will not look old!

Even in the end, I still don't admit that I am old, because I am the mother of two children, one is 5 years old and the other is 1 year old. Their lives have just begun, and so have I, because I grew up with them. Mom will never get old!

How to prove that you are getting old in one sentence?

Autumn wind is full of tears.

Today after today, how few today! Not today, when! Life is a hundred years today, today is not a pity! If we wait until the Ming dynasty, there will be something in the Ming dynasty. Write today's poem for you. Please start today.

In an activity between classes, a little girl came up to me and said, "Teacher, I'll give you a riddle: You had four legs when you were a child, two when you grew up, and three when you were old?" This riddle tells us that time and tide wait for no man, everyone is getting old, and I am no exception. In a blink of an eye, the former yellow-haired girl has become the mother of the child. After vicissitudes of life, his face is wrinkled and his temples are gray. A pair of bright eyes became dim. Full of white teeth, unconsciously lost two front teeth, air leakage, unclear articulation. Sometimes when talking and laughing, I occasionally drool because of missing teeth, which is extremely embarrassing. The charming girl in those days has now turned into a hunchbacked and faltering old woman. As far as Fu's "The Hut Was Blown by Autumn Wind" and "Nancun Group bullied me, I can stand being a thief. I openly carried Mao into the bamboo forest, and my lips were so dry that I couldn't breathe. When I came back, I leaned on crutches and sighed. "Well, I'm really old!

I have white hair on my head and wrinkles on my face. The action is a little slow and the reaction is a little late. Memory loss, inability to work. Less passion, more leisurely pick up, put down, know the light and know the heavy. My eyes are closer, my desire is lower, and I don't want to fight with the world!

Old man

Yes, I will be 30 years old before I know it. When I stood between a little girl and a boy and someone called me "old man", I suddenly felt old. I didn't do anything, so far there is nothing. I feel like a failure.

Like finding a wife. I started when I was 24. I really didn't understand love at that time. I missed it when I met it. It was hard to find it before I was 28. The first is age. The little girl despises the "old man" because there is a generation gap between us. Secondly, the question of conditions. Girls my age are married, and the conditions for not getting married are very high. It takes hundreds of thousands of bride price to have a house and a car. Did I? No, all the money earned from working these years has been spent on finding someone. In the end, it can only be dragged on like this. Oh, I'm such a failure.

I can't sleep again tonight. Pick up a pen and write.

I think people have grown up.

This is not good

More and more trouble

Happiness is getting less and less.

I'm so worried, I haven't found a wife yet.

In this vast world

When did you meet her?

For this nasty thing

I was worried for three or four years.

Friends, do you have any troubles?

Good night, don't stay up late.

go to bed early

I need to get up early tomorrow.

When I wrote these words, it was already past four in the morning. Well, if only time could go back, but it can't. Think about it. Time really makes people old.

An "old man" proves that I am old. But there is another saying: "the old man is not old." Therefore, people at my age who have no family come on. Fight for love! ! !

Once you start to miss the past deeply, you will be old.

When people get old,

My head is white and my ears are deaf.

It's hard to forget the west,

Walking without hiding, stumbling,

Medicine is difficult to cure when strength is weak.