Wonderful quotations from ipartment.

1, are you still wise? You are a personal name!

This is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.

3, if you want to live a good life, you must bring some green!

4. The lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

There are green bugs in vegetables and iron wires in the fan.

6. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.

7, hahaha! Tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying!

8. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

9. Love that is not for the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

10, quarreling is bad behavior. Just fight!

1 1, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.

12, if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

13, now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge!

14, don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

15, cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way.

16, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart!

17, you can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

18, good dogs don't get in the way, roadblocks get in the way.

19, what she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.

20. God, I can't clean myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.

2 1, quarreling is always bad, why not just fight?

22. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

23. There are no rehearsals in real life, but they are all broadcast live.

24. I wanted to win glory for the boys, but now it's really light.

25. When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.

26. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

27. I never eat chewing gum, and I can't swallow it.

28. Guangu: Longlong, you have been two years, and you will be two years forever.

29, I really want to shoot your size 42 face with my size 38 shoes!

30. It is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes than to be an official.

3 1, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.

32. If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore.

Come on, such an old film, you archaeology!

34. Life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.

35. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

36. Step on the banana skin and slip it, then step on it.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

Moran: Where is your seat? Zhang Wei: I am made of meat!

Listener friends, it's me, I'm Ceng Xiaoxian!

40. I really didn't know on purpose. You can format me!

4 1, I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not do it until I kill you.

42. Do you believe I slapped you on the wall and couldn't get it off!

Bet me, it's not what you want, it's what I have.

44. I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!

Cheer up, self-confidence emerges from your temperament!

As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day!

47. If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore!

48, don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it is robbed.

49. We are two aspiring young people standing in the street who are about to fly their ideals.

50. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

5 1, Yifei: We are distinguished guests, so don't act like a decoration team.

52. According to her cooking level, there are worms in the dish and wire in the fans!

53. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

54. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

55. Don't trust women. A gentle woman often hides a violent heart.

56. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.

57. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, ask Brother Zeng to come back to life. .

58. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

59. The difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a man, but he will become a pig from time to time.

60. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because sheep sleep and sleep are homophonic, so jiaozi should be counted.

Quoted from ipartment.

1, Zi Qiao: Pigs and dogs dare to call themselves teachers these days, don't they, Ceng Laoshi?

2. Zi Qiao: Whenever I find the key to success, someone always changes the lock.

3. Zi Qiao: Never discriminate against crazy people, but we have different world views.

4. Fairy: I'll go to your grandmother's banana peel. Let's open this product to the outside world.

5. Yifei: My surname is Hu, and I am a unruly Hu.

6, a fly: As the saying goes, you can't thaw without a microwave oven!

7. Fairy: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. Ceng Xiaoxian once again lit up life! .

8. Fairy: Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome.

9. Yifei: If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

10, Meijia: I killed you with a mouthful of salty soda (representative of Meijia).

1 1, Yifei: You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

12, Yifei: I think it is completely unreliable. China's men's soccer World Cup victory is almost as outrageous as yours!

13, Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

14, Yifei: Gee, you've written the word depressed on your face. You really can't tell if you can't read.

15, Xiaoxian: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!

16, Zi Qiao: Phelps' special waterproof machine for the cottage, the cottage machine, is the cow.

17, Yifei: Come and worship my new hat, Guan Gu: Wow, Yo Yo: Zan Xiaoxian: Beautiful.

18, Xiaoxian: Yifei ~ Xiaofeifei ~ ~ Feifei Feifei ~ ~ (. Haha ~ ~ Is there such a girl? )

19, Xiaoxian: Are there any normal people here? If a brain-dead person can fly, is this an airport?

20. Xiaoxian: Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

2 1, Xiaoxian: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don't realize the content at all. How bad it is.

22. Zi Qiao: All middle-aged women in this world may become my mother-in-law ~

23. Xiaoxian: I agree, I have the final say; If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

24. Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to talk to you at all.

25. Yifei: He is still a bitch, and inflation can't be expensive.

26. Fairy: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

27. Fairy: Never hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself several times on several surrounding trees.

28. Xiaoxian: University teachers flirt with disabled people, and you become popular ~ ~ ~

29. Zi Qiao: This incident tells us that perhaps none of the teachers who gave you employment classes have ever been employed.

30. Zi Qiao: Are you still smart? You are a personal name!

3 1, Xiaoxian: Opportunities rained on me. But I avoided them all.

32. Fairy: Listeners and friends, I'm the good guy and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. (signboard advertising language. )

33. Meijia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!

34. Zi Qiao: You are really a beauty. We can only watch it in the tunnel. Because there are no lights in the tunnel.

35. Zi Qiao: Couples stay, the rent is halved, and water and electricity are free. If you can't get along with anyone, don't get along with money!

Yifei: The good news is that I have good news for you next week.

37. Xiaoxian: You can go in late at noon today.

38. Zi Qiao: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!

39. Yifei: I'll just Google you with Baidu.

40. Zi Qiao: This is your road to success, but it may still be under construction. Put on your helmet.

4 1, Meijia,177,2748, Women's Day, May Day, Children's Day.

42. Youyou: You said it was just in case. What about the remaining 9999?

43. Youyou: Don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it's robbed.

44. Xiaoxian: If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

45. Yifei: If I don't see that person, I'll make you disappear! The disappearance in the double sense of biology and sociology!

46. Yifei: You are a fool! The world is bigger than what you lack.

47. Fairy: I allow you to walk around in my world, but I will never allow you to run around in my world!

48. Yifei: Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

49. Youyou: Please, such an old film, you archaeology!

50, leisurely: quarreling is a bad behavior, simply duel!

5 1, Xiaoxian: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

52. Fairy: Throw away your broken mobile phone. Cameras are worse than onions.

Zi Qiao: You are a well. Both directions are two.

54. Xiaoxian: Parents can't call their children rabbits, because it is genetically unfavorable to parents. (。 Correct ~! )

55. Yifei: I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face now! A vegetable can speak better than you. Do you believe it or not? I'll plant you in a flowerpot now!

56. Zi Qiao: Now your eyes are like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell a little like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, the action of holding beer is very similar to that of Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

57. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him? Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!

58. Youyou: Please tell the students who are listening to the song in front to be quiet, and don't affect the students who are sleeping behind. (local voice)

Ceng Xiaoxian: Do you want to be rich? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be young forever? Stop dreaming and study hard!

60. Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before we were two years old, our brains were still growing together. Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave it to Zhan Bo with a sharp knife.

The complete works of quotations from ipartment.

1, Guangu: There is no time to clear the cemetery, let your coffin recruit people. iPartment Season 3

2, Zi Qiao: My sister has become a wife, and the green hat stays in my heart. iPartment Season 2

3. Fairy: You see, a good man is him, and he is my father. iPartment Season 3

4. Ceng Xiaoxian: What a lone star in Dreadwind. He was stood up for his second marriage. iPartment Season 4

5, Meijia: This Pepe's head was hit by the bedside table! iPartment Season 3

6. Meijia: Foreplay is a cloud, and climax is the key. iPartment Season 3

7. Yifei: You are short of brains! The world is bigger than what you lack. Ipartment 1

8. Lisa: Have you heard? The traffic jam on XX Expressway is like sausage now! Ipartment 1

9. Yifei: This is your road to success, but it may still be under construction. Put on your helmet. Love apartment 2?

10,: 80% played Song, cannon fodder B, rogue C, bandit D. Love apartment 3.

1 1, Zi Qiao: Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is a cow. iPartment Season 3

Zhan Bo: Once upon a time, there was a watchman named Harris. Then he was killed by saint seiya, a saint, and it was over. iPartment Season 3

13, Zhang Wei: When fate comes, all deliberate pandering is superfluous. iPartment Season 4

14, Youyou: I just want to cry, but I can't cry, I can't escape, I want to die, but I can't bear it. iPartment Season 3

15, a big river is wide, and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides. iPartment Season 4

16. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card. iPartment Season 4

17, Xiaoxian: Confession is only the primary stage, and the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me. iPartment Season 3

18, Meijia: Did you press the toilet in the kitchen or put the stove in the toilet? Ipartment 1

19, Meijia: I hate books, so I have to cram for them temporarily. iPartment Season 3

20. Chen Xiaohua: I have always reserved an acre of land for her in my heart. iPartment Season 3

2 1, lovelorn is normal, often divorced! Ipartment 1

22, Meijia: kidney calculi is a minor illness, and it hurts. It's really terrible. iPartment Season 3

23. Guangu: The stars can go up the wall and up to the kang. iPartment Season 3

24. Youyou: You yourself said it was just in case. What about the remaining19.99 million? iPartment Season 3

25. There are worms in vegetables and wires in the fan. iPartment Season 4

26. Zhang Wei: I found that I was not only calm, but also painful. iPartment Season 2

Lisa: I'm not a 36-year-old girl anymore. iPartment Season 3

28, Zi Qiao: If you want to mix in the rivers and lakes, you'd better be single. iPartment Season 2

29. Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu! iPartment Season 3

30. Zi Qiao: Miss, were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? Ipartment 1

3 1, Xiaoxian: Oh, I see, you put Bibishuang in the coffin to save face. iPartment Season 3

32. Xiaoxian: Can you live in this city, but are you afraid that you can't survive in the wild? Love apartment 2?

Zi Qiao: I'm afraid of you. I tell you, my major in college is knowledge. iPartment Season 2

34, Yifei: naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking! iPartment Season 3

Yifei: Are you Mulan or Hua Wuque? iPartment Season 2

36. Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, the moon is dark and windy, killing people and setting fires. iPartment Season 3

37. Yifei: humiliate him, trample on him, trample on him. iPartment Season 3

38. Yifei: If I don't need a whip, I'll kill you first, a poor 70-year-old man. iPartment Season 3

39. Yifei: Love is a cage, and the only way to reduce the sentence is to let go. iPartment Season 4

40. Zhanbo: Once bitten by a snake, birds are singing everywhere around me. iPartment Season 3

4 1, Yumo: I am allergic to time. The bluebirds have all flown away. How can the jar stay? iPartment Season 2

42. Fairy: You may not be able to satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human. Ipartment 1

43. Zi Qiao: You are a beauty and a disaster. Wait, you are not a beauty, but a disaster. Ipartment 1

44. Yifei: I teach Shijing, which is crazy! iPartment Season 3

45. Salespeople who don't want to be nannies are not good students. iPartment Season 4

46. Yifei: Even if you can't create wealth, it is still possible to create some firewood. iPartment Season 2

47. Yifei: Now the price is different. My waist is hard and I can't breathe. iPartment Season 3

48. Zi Qiao: Guan Guanluo, my fair lady in the Jianghu, how are you? iPartment Season 4

49. Lyrics: The next moment is the next forever. iPartment Season 3

50. Wan Yu: In a finger that can't see the night. Ipartment 1

5 1, Zi Qiao: I mean, you are called the beauty in the tunnel because there are no lights in the tunnel. iPartment Season 3

52. Zhan Bo: She is very busy. She's so busy. iPartment Season 3

53. Zhanbo: When I finally reached the gate, I found that the whole city had flown away. Ipartment 1

54. Yifei: The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood. Love apartment 3.

55. Life is really a live broadcast, not only with low ratings, but also with low wages! iPartment Season 2

56. Guan Gu: Magic, magic is also inner magic. There are only endless mosquitoes at the gate. iPartment Season 3

57. Yifei: If the carpet is not long enough, cut your red underpants to 5 meters. Ipartment 1

58. Xiaolong people: There is no eternal first, only constant transcendence. iPartment Season 3

59. Fairy: It turns out that all customs and habits were invented by people who were tired of leisure? iPartment Season 2

60. Yifei: If you want to live a good life, you must wear green. iPartment Season 2

Quotations from Love Apartment 2

1, Xiaoxian: Go! No way!

2. Zhang Wei: Brother Zeng! I've heard a lot about you.

3. Fairy: Listen to other people's stories and keep your own tears.

4. Zi Qiao: No, but I lit many bombs.

5, Zi Qiao: narcissism plus brain damage, that is self-mutilation!

6, Yifei: I want poison, the first to poison you!

7. Zhang Wei: So I can chase Yifei?

8. Fairy: Hum, my right eyelid jumped yesterday and you said I was having an affair.

9. Zhang Wei: Er Kang, if you dare to rob a woman with me, I will cut you!

Joe, you are very experienced. Have you ever defused a bomb?

Dean: I feel a little familiar now.

12, Yifei: Calm down, calm down. Hasty pot never boils.

13, Youyou: Wow, Zhang Wei actually found a girlfriend who writes books.

14, Youyou: How can you say that a gentleman can stretch and shrink?

Wan Yu: Feifei wants to make her own chocolate for Dongzi Shen.

16, Yifei: Didn't you see that you have a son?

17, Yifei: At least it's a man, who sounds like Xiao Shenyang.

18, Xiaoxian: I can't see that you still know. What exactly does it do?

19, Zhang Wei: I am really not a celebrity, I am a personal flow.

20. Zi Qiao: But you already have a Filipino.

2 1, Zhang Wei: Please, stop.

22. Zi Qiao: Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has to die sooner or later.

23. Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, money makes the mare go.

24. Yifei: People don't drool at spoons.

25. Yifei: I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not do it if I kill you.

26. Zhang Wei: impatiens, if I become emperor, I will make you a prince!

27. Guangu: Didn't you just say that age is not a problem as long as there is love?

28. Zhang Wei: Quasi-lawyers are also lawyers. Aren't rotten eggs eggs?

29, life is really a live broadcast, not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is low!

30. Zi Qiao: There is no conflict between helping others and having fun.

3 1, Zi Qiao: I'm afraid of you. I tell you, my major in college is extinction.

32. Guangu: Oh! I know. This is a Chinese sentence-breaking exercise that I often do.

33. Guan Gu: Such a good girl will die if she doesn't cherish it.

34. Fairy: Why is Richard holding this thing so accented?

Youyou: I said age, but she has rings on her forehead.

36. Yifei: We are distinguished guests. Don't act like a decoration team.

37. Fairy: Don't you always put the connotation of men first?

38. Fairy: Well, if you don't worry, the tofu will probably be eaten by others!

39. Yifei: That's for those of you who don't cut a dash.

40. Zhanbo: Ha, joke, it's the first time I've heard someone calling himself Bajie.

4 1, Yifei: I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

42. Zi Qiao: You said she spent ten years digging holes and five years putting up posters?

43. Zhang Wei: I am not willing to die! I am not reconciled!

44. Youyou: You can also drink this. The instructions say that this milk powder can be drunk until the age of six.

45. Zhanbo: I know a little about Tianma Meteor Boxing. I used that trick to call Lushan Mountain a dragon tyrant.

46. Xiaobo: Yes, I have been divorced for three years, and my son is half a year old.

47. Zi Qiao: The worst thing happened. Two women who hate me the most came together.

48. Zhang Wei: There is a famous saying that flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

49. Zhang Wei: My advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

50. Fairy: Ha ha ha, I see, you don't want to poison him, you should scare him to death!

5 1, Yifei: This is probably because all caring people have a Liang Shan face!

52. Fairy: Really? What did he do to you that you wanted to poison him?

53. Fairy: Lisa Rong lisa, I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning all your life!

54. Zhang Wei: Yifei, you are really good. You can kill mice with your bare hands. You are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

55. Meijia: Ceng Laoshi, did you install a toilet in the kitchen or a stove in the toilet?

56. Fairy: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas. .

57. Fairy: Wait, I'll give you a hint. The good man is me, I am Zeng.

58. Zhang Wei: She did archaeology in South Africa for ten years and published three books in five years.

59. Yifei: If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

60. Guangu: Yes, it's good to find someone who has read books these days.