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Laughing deskmate 600 words?

This semester, I changed my deskmate again. He is an interesting guy, and all he tells are "real" jokes.

My deskmate is called Cao Xing. His eyes are big and he has an iconic mole on his neck. His head looks square and round, and he always sticks up his blue fingers when something happens. He is also a fun-loving person. After class, he ran to find his best friend. My deskmate likes reading popular science books. As far as I know, he is proficient in astronomy and geography. He knows all the constellations of Altair and Vega.

The "Scottish Style" in this year's Spring Festival Evening was very popular in Shenyang, and Cao Xing began to worship it. Every time he speaks, his little finger will tilt slightly, just like an opera actor, chatting with us in an unusual voice, and every sentence will be followed by a "ha". Don't tell me, it's a real imitation! Suddenly found that my deskmate is also very acting!

In the fourth grade, we had a debate: Is it beneficial to open books? Cao Xing is an opponent. He thinks that opening books may not be beneficial. First he spoke a few words slowly, and then he almost got angry there: "Who said that opening a book must be beneficial?" How about reading more martial arts novels? Are those farce plots good for us? Some people may blindly imitate some story fragments in the book after reading it, and may be violent ... "I have to admit that his eloquence is really good, and his words make the other party speechless.

Sometimes, in order to finish our homework early, my classmates and I ask him to help us dictate. He was very happy, picked up the Chinese book, carefully looked at the newly learned words, and then said a sentence or two to make us think about what words were in it. He said that this can test whether we have learned the text well and let us know how to make sentences when we encounter these words in the future.

My deskmate also likes singing. The song "Playing My Favorite Pipa" taught in music class is his favorite song. He sings vigorously in class and after class. He just took a book and rolled it up to use as a microphone. Although he often goes out of tune and runs far, his spirit is still valuable.

This is my deskmate, a very funny person.