Humorous sentences suitable for writing.

1. What funny sentences can be used in writing? Be funny. 1. As the saying goes, a good horse doesn't eat grass. But as the saying goes: the prodigal son will never change his money! ? 2. As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests; But as the saying goes: the moon comes first near the water tower! ? 3, as the saying goes: the prime minister can punt in his stomach; But as the saying goes, no revenge is not a gentleman! ? 4. As the saying goes, a man is a gentleman and would rather die than surrender; But as the saying goes, a man is a gentleman and can bend and stretch! ? 5, as the saying goes: it depends on the owner to beat the dog; But as the saying goes: kill the chicken for the monkey! ? 6. As the saying goes, everything you know is inexhaustible; But as the saying goes, silence is golden. ? 7. As the saying goes, everything will be solved in the end. But as the saying goes: hit the south wall and never look back! ? 8, as the saying goes: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; But as the saying goes, first strike is strong, then strike is strong! ? 9. As the saying goes: courtesy is light and affection is heavy; But as the saying goes: it is not surprising to be polite to many people! ? 10, as the saying goes: many hands make light work; But as the saying goes: many people talk more! ? 1 1, as the saying goes: buying and selling cannot be right; But as the saying goes: Brothers, settle accounts clearly! ? 12, as the saying goes: a hero has three gangs; But as the saying goes: it is better to rely on others than on yourself! ? 13, as the saying goes: Man struggles upwards; But as the saying goes: climb high and fall hard! ? 14, as the saying goes: spit a nail; But as the saying goes: people have two skins on their mouths, so it makes sense! ? 15, as the saying goes: knowledge should have property rights; As the saying goes: Don't share your anxiety! ? 16, as the saying goes: it is not too late to mend; But as the saying goes, it's too late to mend! ? 17, as the saying goes: a thin camel is bigger than a horse; But as the saying goes, a plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken! ? 18, as the saying goes: life is worse than death; But as the saying goes, if you stay in the green hills, you are not afraid of burning without firewood! ? 19, as the saying goes: people can't judge by their appearances, and the sea can't be measured; But as the saying goes, clothes make the man, and horses make the saddle! 20, as the saying goes: the prodigal son will not change his money; But as the saying goes: dogs can't change and eat shit! ? 2 1, as the saying goes: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore; But as the saying goes: there is no turning back arrow before opening the bow! ? 22, as the saying goes: take a step back and broaden the sky; But as the saying goes: the brave win when they meet in the narrow road! ? 23, as the saying goes: 360 lines, the line is the champion; But as the saying goes: nothing is better than reading! ? 24, as the saying goes: hate less when using books; But as the saying goes, nothing goes to the Three Treasures Hall! ? 25. As the saying goes, money is not everything; But as the saying goes: money makes the mare go! ? 26, as the saying goes: God never shuts one door but he opens another; But as the saying goes: Skynet is long, sparse but not leaking! ? 27, as the saying goes: mud does not touch the body; But as the saying goes: If you are near Zhu Zhechi, you will be black, if you are near Mexico! ? 28, as the saying goes: catch a thief, catch a thief, catch a rape and catch a double; But as the saying goes: if you want to add a crime, why not stop it! ? 29. As the saying goes, you can't move if you are poor! But as the saying goes: people are short of ambition, and horses are thin and hairy! 30. As the saying goes, shine on you is better than blue; But as the saying goes: ginger is still old and spicy! ? 3 1, as the saying goes: the afterlife is awesome; But as the saying goes: no hair on your mouth, no practical work! ? 32. As the saying goes: There are thousands of miles to meet; But as the saying goes: it's not that friends don't get together! ? As the saying goes, we want two birds to fly in the sky with the same wing, and we want two branches of a tree to grow together on the ground. ; But as the saying goes: husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes! ? 34. As the saying goes: forgive others and forgive others; But as the saying goes: back to the mountain, there will be endless troubles! ? 35. As the saying goes, good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil; Then he said: people are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden! ? 36. As the saying goes: No pains, no gains; But as the saying goes: people are not rich without windfall, and horses are not fat without night grass! ? 37. As the saying goes: Be careful to sail a ship for ten thousand years; But as the saying goes: support the bold and starve the timid! ? 38. As the saying goes, small quantity is not a gentleman; But as the saying goes: no poison, no husband! ? 39. As the saying goes, an inch of time is an inch of gold; But as the saying goes: an inch of gold can't buy an inch of time! ? 40. As the saying goes, people are different; But as the saying goes: the heart and the stomach are separated! ? 4 1, as the saying goes: time flies; But as the saying goes: every day is like a year! ? 42. As the saying goes, don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you. But as the saying goes: those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me die! ? 43, as the saying goes: evil does not press right; But as the saying goes: the Tao is one foot high, and the devil is one foot high! ? 44. As the saying goes, a little intolerance leads to great mischief; But as the saying goes: don't steam steamed bread! ? 45. As the saying goes, everyone is for me and I am for everyone; But as the saying goes: every man for himself, the devil takes the hindmost! ? 46. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of disrespect, you are afraid of being wrong; But as the saying goes, "People speak with great wisdom, and there are no bones left!" ! ? 47. As the saying goes, three heads are better than Zhuge Liang; But as the saying goes, one monk carries water, two monks carry water, and three monks have no water! ? 48. As the saying goes: Nothing ventured, nothing gained; But as the saying goes: tigers can't be touched! ? 49. As the saying goes, filial piety comes first; But as the saying goes: loyalty and filial piety can't be satisfactory! ? 50, as the saying goes: people have no long-term worries, there must be near worries; But as the saying goes, if you drink today, you will be drunk today. ? 5 1, as the saying goes: family affairs, state affairs, care about everything; But as the saying goes: wife and children are hot! ? 52. As the saying goes, man can conquer nature; But as the saying goes: providence is hard to violate! ? 53. As the saying goes: Gong Yu moved mountains; But as the saying goes: arms can't twist thighs! ? 54. As the saying goes: Where you fall, you get up; But as the saying goes: one small step makes an everlasting regret. ? 55. As the saying goes, if the road is uneven, someone will shovel it, and if the road is uneven, someone will take care of it; But as the saying goes: sweep the snow in front of your own house, don't worry about other people's frost! ? 56. As the saying goes, the grace of a drop of water should be rewarded by a spring! But as the saying goes: kick down the bridge, tear down the mill and kill the donkey, cook the rabbit and kill the dog, and bury the bird in the bow! ? 57. As the saying goes: Double happiness comes at the door; But as the saying goes, it never rains but it pours ? 58, as the saying goes: people move, trees move to death; But as the saying goes, a rolling stone gathers no moss, and job-hopping doesn't make money! ? 59, as the saying goes: marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog; But as the saying goes: men are afraid of choosing the wrong line, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong person! ? 60. As the saying goes: Ming people don't do secret things; But as the saying goes: All is fair in war.

2. The title of several humorous sketches: "You can't see the drizzle and wet clothes, and you can't hear the idle flowers" is a poem written by Liu Changqing, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, in Farewell to Poetry.

Someone once understood this poem as: 1, which is a beautiful artistic conception to celebrate spring. 2. Idle flowers and drizzle express unknown loneliness.

Seeing and hearing doesn't mean doing nothing. This is a bleak way of life. This kind of artistic conception is no longer suitable for today's world ... write a composition according to your point of view.

The topic is self-made and the genre is not limited. More than 800 words

Midsummer, night and late at night. Jingshan is at the top.

There are people on the mountain, two people, a man and a woman. These two men are the two most famous killers in Wulin today. The man's name is Qiuyu, and the woman's name is Ye. Jianghu people call it "drizzling flowers".

The poet Liu Changqing once described these two terrible killers as "rain and wet clothes are invisible, and idle flowers fall silent". Drizzle wet clothes, wet clothes are blood; Idle flowers fall to the ground, and heads fall to the ground.

These two men killed without leaving a trace. If they want to kill you, you will be dead before you see their figures or hear their voices. Qiuyu received a post three days ago, calling for killing Ye.

After the job is done, he not only has three million and two thousand Mingbi, but also can be allowed to play the role of Cao Xueqin in the talent show A Dream of Red Mansions! But killing Ye is much more difficult than killing Bill. No one in the Jianghu knows Ye's martial arts origin, personality and temper, but everyone knows Ye's story.

Ye has a pair of charming big eyes. It is said that she used to stare at Zhao Wei and Gao Yuanyuan, but she was only seventeen years old that year. Ye Huaxian's voice is as intoxicating as an oriole. Legend has it that Lin Chi-ling was numb and numb for a whole year after listening to her talk. Do you think this will be fatal? Ye's flying skills are unique in Wulin. She walked through the snow without a trace and landed silently, claiming to surpass Wei Yixiao, the king of green-winged bats.

She was seen stealing Liu Xiang's Olympic Pass on the highway last week. Liu Xiang chased 10,000 kilometers and was finally exhausted. Most people were scared to buy diapers when they heard Ye's story, but Qiuyu didn't buy them.

Qiuyu is not an ordinary person. He knows that killing people depends not only on technology, but also on character! The drizzle in autumn is very calm. He is trimming his nails with a nail clipper. His fingers are slender and powerful.

He has to wait, waiting for the other person to lose his temper. There is no room for any mistakes when the masters contend. People who are impatient first will show their flaws.

Fatal defect! So, Qiuyu didn't say anything, just quietly playing with nail clippers. Unexpectedly, Ye went to rest, wearing lipstick and perfume leisurely.

Qiuyu had to strike first and say, "You know why I called you out." Ye Huaxian said softly, "Can't we talk before we start?" Qiuyu said, "I'm here to kill people, not to chat."

Ye Huaxian said, "Are you sure you want to kill me?" Qiuyu said, "I never do anything I am not sure about." Ye Huaxian said, "I want to remind you of one thing."

Qiuyu said, "You say." Ye said, "Bai is a killer, and my little girl ranks first in the killer list, and you are only second." Can you really kill me? " Qiuyu said, "I want to remind you of one more thing."

Ye said, "Tell me," Qiu Yu said, "As for the killer's strength, I am ahead of you, but Bai Xiaosheng's ranking adopts SMS voting system. There are too many' anthomaniac' people in China, so you can't get the first place."

Ye Huaxian's face changed and said, "I want to remind you that my fan group is called' pollen', not' anthomaniac'!" Qiuyu said: "I want to remind you finally that all your' pollen' is anthomaniac. Also, we digress. "

Ye Huaxian said, "Aren't you afraid of trouble if we work so hard?" Qiuyu said, "You don't have to be afraid of trouble anymore. There is only one kind of people in the world who are never afraid of trouble, dead people! " "Ye said," So you want to force me to do this? " Autumn rain didn't answer, so he didn't answer. Qiuyu said: "Bright weapons!" Ye said, "I use a knife. "

Autumn rain said, "you use a knife? Where is the knife? " Ye Huaxian said, "I am the knife!" Ye Xianhua smiled sweetly and suddenly took off her clothes, leaving only lace bikini and black * * *. Ye's face is breathtaking, and with such a figure, this dress is full of a primitive temptation.

Her eyes can talk, her smile can talk, her hands, her breasts, her legs ... her body can talk every minute. She knows that as long as he is a man who is not blind, he will be fascinated by her now.

Qiuyu is a man, he is not blind. But now he seems blind and completely indifferent.

He knows that a beautiful woman is a knife. When you are intoxicated, the knife will cut into your chest. Qiuyu mused, "I just want to ask you one thing."

Ye Huaxian said with a smile, "Go," Qiu Yu said, "In summer, aren't you afraid of mosquito bites if you wear so little?" Ye Huaxian was silent for a long time. "You must think I just wore perfume, don't you?" I'm telling you, I'm wearing Liushen toilet water! "Ye Huaxian added," but this is no ordinary LiuShen. This is a specially refined medicine. Colorless, odorless and non-toxic, but it will slowly spread in the air, and people who smell it will be weak. "

The drizzle in autumn surprised me, and I suddenly felt numb and broke out in a cold sweat. Ye Huaxian added, "You think I'm talking nonsense with you because I'm afraid. I think I took off my clothes to miss you. In fact, it is to delay the time and let the potion spread around you. "

Qiuyu was quiet and said, "Aren't you afraid of powerful potions yourself?" Ye Huaxian proudly said, "At first, the lipstick I wore was the antidote, so I can still move freely." Ye Huaxian stared at the autumn rain and asked, "Do you still think you can kill me?" Qiuyu said, "I can."

Ye Huaxian said, "Isn't it ridiculous that you can kill me if you can't move me?" Qiuyu said, "That's funny, but you will definitely be killed by me." Ye Huaxian said, "Why am I killed by you?" Autumn rain suddenly asked: "Can flying knives kill people? .

3. Humor-related composition, humor enlightenment ...

I dug up some small revelations about life and work from very old places.

first

At the graduation ceremony, the principal announced that the first student in the whole grade took the stage to receive the prize, but after several consecutive shouts, the students slowly walked onto the stage.

Later, the teacher asked the students, "What's the matter? Are you sick? Still didn't hear clearly? "

The student replied, "No, I'm afraid other students didn't hear you clearly."

How many people are bound by fame and fortune, and how many people are bound? Allah is educated to live up to expectations and excel, but only a few people live up to expectations, and the silent public is still the majority after all. Think about it, isn't it exciting to have so many people like you and me? )

Good reason

A bus full of passengers is going down the hill quickly, and a man is running after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! "

"I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car."

Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! But it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed. )

I see

A: "The new neighbors are so hateful. Last night, in the dead of night, he knocked on my doorbell. 」

B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? 」

A: "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet. 」

Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different. When you face contradictions and disputes, first think about whether you are lost in your heart, and maybe you can let it go soon. )

misunderstand

One day, Zhang San was driving along a mountain path, enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely. Suddenly, a truck came in front of him, and the driver with black teeth rolled down his window and cursed: "Pig."

Zhang Sanyue thought more and more puzzled, more and more angry, so he rolled down the window and turned to curse: "You are the pig!" "

No sooner had he finished cursing than he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road.

Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others. Before unknown so, you should learn to hold back your emotions and observe patiently so as not to regret it afterwards. )

Young people should be respected.

The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than the son?"

Dad replied, "Of course!"

The little boy asked, "Who invented the electric light?"

Dad: "It's Edison."

The little boy asked again, "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"

Strangely, people who like seniority are particularly prone to get into fights. Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era. )

Take it easy

Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a bath, and his mother called the family doctor for help in a panic. The doctor said, "I still have a few patients here, and it may take half an hour to arrive."

Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?"

The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, and then jump hard, so that Xiaoming can blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

(relax! Relax, why should life be too tense? Now that it has happened, why not face it frankly? It's better to rest assured if you are worried, and it's better to be poor and happy if you are nervous. )

key

There is a strong lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar took a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open. The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.

Die-hard asked strangely, "Why can't I open it after all my efforts, but you open it easily?"

The key said, "Because I know his heart best."

Everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick the iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key, enter other people's hearts and understand others.

4. Humorous sentences write 1 mood. Why is there more nonsense than Hunan Satellite TV's advertisement?

2. I want to be as thin as lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

3. Being fat and delicate is almost better than being thin.

4. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent.

5. Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed.

6. Cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in hey.

7. The mind is a commodity, not an ornament.

8. whose husband is a fucking temporary worker

9. You show half a * * * doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

10. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

1 1. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

12. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

13. Count the stars with me. Count the moon if your IQ is low.

14. mermaid, I love you. Only you won't cheat.

15. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

16. Life is like a trip, and you may capsize somewhere.

17. You play diving brother, and you play lurking.

18. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. I get angry when I read it. It's too thin.

19. Medicine can't cure false diseases, and wine can't solve real worries.

20. Sorry, the signature is too personalized, so the system can't display it. Please refresh.

2 1. Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated by it like dung beetles.

22. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

23. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

24. I also want to be an elegant lady. Life forced me to be a bitch.

25. What thick-skinned people often say is that I am good to you.

26. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.

27. For men, milk is the mother. For women, money is lang.

28. Looking at your photo, I want to hang it on the wall in black and white!

29. How much sadness can you have is like a bundle of snowflake beer.

30. Eat up all your health, gamble all your money and fuck all your people to death.

3 1. Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here!

32. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for earth people?

I am trying to make money now, in order to buy a ticket of 20 12.

34. Don't fire me because I have a caller ID.

35. Do you think you are beautiful when people call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable appliance?

36. The signature is changed every day, which is free anyway.

37. The boss was holding a bowl and was in tears.

38. I chased you with Cupid's arrow and flew in a bulletproof vest.

40. Being dead is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you dare not die.

4 1. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

42. I am not a straw boat. Don't let your bitch come to me.

Life is like anxiety. There is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

44. 10086 is good for me. I sent him a short message and he replied to me three times.

45. The hostess cried. Because Xiao Si ruined its beautiful life.

46.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

47. Every girl wants to have a myna, but unfortunately not everyone can be a A Qing legend.

48. Man, man, I hope you are a good man.

49. I have a good personality and my parents have no worries.

50. Broken-hearted men jump at sunset.

5. The beautiful sentence of writing composition ① "Pointing to the mountains and inspiring literary thinking" is a kind of heroic and chic. "Since God has given talents, let them find jobs!" It is a confident chic, "An old man fishing in the cold Jiang Xue" is a noble chic, and "Never going back without breaking Loulan" is a tragic chic.

(2) Maturity is a quality, which originates from the mind and is embodied in action; Maturity is a kind of ability, a kind of self-discipline and self-management ability; Maturity is an attitude, a calm attitude towards everything; Maturity is a state of mind, a state of mind that can look down on everything and everything is as light as water. ③ The package is the gorgeous shell of the house, the beautiful sun umbrella on the ugly woman's hand and the catwalk of the model on the stage.

(4) The sense of responsibility is a model of Zhu Gekongming's "Do My Best to Die", a public servant monument set by Kong Fansen when he ran away from home and spilled his mother's blood on the plateau, and a symphony of destiny written by Beethoven to challenge life and surpass himself. ⑤ Humor is the best business card when meeting people for the first time; Humor is the most spiritual lubricant when rubbing against people; Humor is the most transcendental blessing when leaving others.

Humor adds luster to beauty and exposes the true colors of ugliness. May there be more humor in life, because it is a quality and a realm.

We need humor. The connotation is like pure water, although it is light, it has a different taste; Connotation is like a quiet lotus, blooming without publicity; The connotation is like Bodhi, a monk, which gives people wisdom and enlightenment.

Connotation is like a big tree in the hot summer sun, giving people coolness; Connotation is like the scenery in the course of life. Without it, the journey would be less interesting ... ⑦ Listen to the songs and songs of spring and feel the vitality of life and the beauty of artistic conception; Listening to the ebb and flow of the sea, we feel the intense movement and magnificent realm; Listening to the teachings of the elderly, we are like sitting in the spring breeze; Listening to our friends, we feel the value of friendship ... 8 praise is like the wind, blowing the white sail that is about to set sail; Praise is like a bright lamp, illuminating the road of groping in the dark; Praise is like a warm sun, which dispels the cold in people's hearts; Praise is like spring rain, nourishing the bud of hope; Praise is like a rainbow, and its beauty will never be forgotten ... Pet-name ruby A is a pyramid, enterprising; B is the connection of two hearts, which is friendship; C is an out-of-round crescent moon, which is a defect. X is the crossroads of life and a choice; F is a crutch, a help; H is holding each other's hands, and it is the true feelings; W is a rugged mountain road, not bumpy.

0 is a mirror that lets you know yourself; O is a drifting circle, allowing the weak to drift with the tide, beating gongs and drums to urge the strong to move forward bravely; An open space allows industrious people to grow grain freely. Attending understanding is the sun of life, which will bring endless warmth to people.

Understanding is the engine of life, which will bring infinite power to people; Understanding is the wine of life, which will bring intoxicating fragrance. ⑾ (1) TV-I think I have everything, but whatever I want to show off, I have to be completely pushed around.

Air conditioning-you can only change the temperature in a small space, but you always think you can change the climate. Washing machine-I think I can wash away all the dirt, but I can only wash away the dirt from clothes.

4 refrigerator-they think they can keep food fresh, but in fact they can only have a certain period of time. ⑤ refrigerator-I want to create ice and snow, but I don't know that the outside world is still hot in midsummer.

6 electric light-like Nietzsche, it calls itself the sun, but it can't give people warmth. ⑦ Electric light-thought that it can illuminate the whole world, but it can only illuminate a narrow space.

Radio 8-rich and colorful, full of other people's glory. ⑿ * * * is a brilliant flower with a refreshing fragrance.

But these flowers will wither if they are not carefully planted. * * * is a jumping flame, hot and bright, intoxicating.

But if we don't add wood and coal, the flame will go out. * * * is a lush forest, lush and full of vitality.

But without protection and management, forests will disappear. In life, we need to be sublime.

With it, we will get rid of mediocrity, emptiness and even numbness. Moreover, once you have this understanding, you will find that sublimity is around you: it may be a mountain that makes you feel sublime; It may be a swan goose, which makes you feel tough; It may be a symphony that makes you understand and stir; It may be a calligraphy that makes you feel vigorous and powerful; Maybe even someone who makes you understand greatness and purity.

[14] What is love? Love is the wind, love is the rain. Because of love, we are willing to be indifferent to quiet days; Because of our love, we dare to wear boots to meet them.

What are your interests? Interest is a sail, and interest is a pulp. Because of interest, we are willing to sleep in the wind; It is also because of interest that I dare to go to the moon for nine days and catch turtles in five oceans.

Commitment is not a boat on the lake, it is free and floating. Commitment is like a mountain, which is the result of the endless heart of the earth and the fierce movement of the pride of the earth.

Commitment is not grass in the field, swaying. Commitment is like a flower, which is the price of seed division and the pride of seed.

In the journey of life, optimists always look forward, rush forward and stride forward; Pessimists always look back, stay where they are, and even go back in panic. Just like: "Optimists will still say how beautiful the flowers are after being stabbed by roses, and pessimists will say how bad the flowers are when they see the thorns."

6. Find some humorous literary compositions (suitable for senior one) English humor: a second language.

A mother mouse took her child out for a walk. Suddenly, she found a cat crouching behind a bush. She looked at the cat and the cat looked at the mouse.

Mother mouse cried fiercely, "woof, woof, woof!" " The cat was so scared that it ran for its life.

Mother mouse turned to her children and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

A mother mouse took her child out for a walk. Suddenly, she saw a cat waiting in the bushes.

Mother mouse shouted at the cat, "Woof, woof, woof". The cat was so scared that it ran away as hard as it could.

The mother mouse turned to her child and said proudly, "Now you know the importance of a foreign language."

You can't even find your own humor?

This will be a great pity.

In fact, writing with your heart is a good article. ..

We didn't write about you either.

I don't know if you can understand.

7. Are there any sentences with better composition? 1. The wind sang and awakened the sleeping earth.

Naughty raindrops like dancing on umbrellas.

The waves splashing from the bow are singing a happy song.

It's autumn, and the golden red fruit on the tree is smiling. She nodded and smiled at us.

5. Begonia fruit shakes its round face and nods at you.

Smile.

6. That Bo Xue seems to be suddenly ashamed and slightly pink.

7. Pomegranates are hidden in the branches like cute smiling faces of little girls.

8. There are also one or two lights leaking from the cracks in the tree. What is listless is the sleepy eyes.

9. The huge waves opened their arms and pulled me up suddenly.

10, the radio keeps talking every day, which makes the neighbors very annoyed! ! ! ! ! !

1 1. Oil flies sing here and crickets play the piano here.

12, the spring is still shallow, but the plum blossoms on several hills are struggling to spit out red buds.

13, breezy, gently caressing my face.

14. The lotus flowers in the lotus pond are all blooming shyly.

15, fallen leaves dance with the wind.

8. Humorous sentences or articles describing people, sure enough. At this time, the grotesque figure protruding from the round hole of the petal lattice window is unique in the world. Carnival stimulates people's imagination. What is the ideal grotesque face? They all have a spectrum in their minds, but the pentagonal, hexagonal and irregular faces drilled from the window holes so far can't meet their psychological requirements. At this moment, a wonderful ugly face suddenly appeared. Clopin Truyfu took part in the competition, and his incomparable face in Zhang Chou had to admit defeat. We are ashamed, too. We don't want to describe a tetrahedral nose, a horseshoe-shaped mouth, a small left eye blocked by thatched brown eyebrows, a large tumor that completely covers the right eye, and two rows of broken teeth, just like a castle crib. It is covered with pulp residue. It shows the lips of an ivory front tooth, a split chin, and especially the face is full of all the expressions it deserves. If possible, please look at the official and think about it together!

The audience cheered together. Everyone rushed to the church, lifted the crazy Pope and carried him out. At this moment, everyone was surprised beyond measure and amazed: this strange face was his true face!

Excerpt from Notre Dame de Paris describing quasimodo. The last sentence is a profile description.