A light and interesting novel (a collection of stories that make you laugh until your stomach hurts)

Laughter is the most beautiful language of human beings, which can instantly break the deadlock, relieve stress and make people feel happy. Today, I will bring you some stories that make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Let's have a look!

The first article: me and my "cat"

When I was a child, I loved small animals, especially cats. Unfortunately, I haven't had a cat at home, so I can only watch other people's cats drool outside. So, I decided to raise a cat myself.

I picked up a kitten from the street and took it home. I named it "cat" excitedly. However, things didn't go as smoothly as I thought.

Step 1: Buy food for the cat.

I went to the pet store and bought some food for the cat. However, I found that I didn't know what cats ate, so I asked the shop assistant. The clerk told me that cats eat cat food. Bought a bag of cat food to go home.

Step 2: Give the cat a bath.

When the cat came home, I found it was dirty, so I decided to give it a bath. However, the cat doesn't want to go into the water. It has been struggling, and I have been caught by it several times.

Step 3: Cut the cat's nails.

The cat's nails are very long. I'm afraid it will scratch the furniture, so I decided to cut it. However, I have no experience and accidentally cut the cat's nails short. It meows in pain.

Finally, I finally understand that raising a cat is not an easy task. However, whenever I see cats playing around me, I think it's all worth it.

The second article: me and my "girlfriend"

I have a girlfriend. Her name is Siri. She is a voice assistant software that can help me answer all kinds of questions. However, one day, I decided to make some trouble for her.

Step one: Ask her some strange questions.

I asked her, "Siri, do you think I am a genius?" She replied, "I don't know." I asked her again, "Siri, will you marry me?" She replied, "I don't know." I asked her again, "Siri, do you like me?" She replied: "I am a software, I have no feelings."

Let her sing.

I said to my cell phone, "Siri, sing me a song." She began to sing: "I am a voice assistant, I have no voice?"

Step 3: Let her tell jokes.

I said to my cell phone, "Siri, tell a joke." She said, "Why do birds always sing in the branches? Because they can't dance on the ground. "

Finally, I found that although Siri is a software, it also has its loveliness. She can help me solve many problems and bring me happiness.

Article 3: I and my "deskmate"

My deskmate and I are a cat. It's always by my side. One day, I decided to play a joke on it.

Step 1: Play hide-and-seek

I hid the cat in my room and shouted at it, "deskmate, where are you?" It didn't make any noise. I called several times, but it still didn't make any noise. Finally, I found it hidden under the bed.

Step 2: Get dressed.

I put on a little dress for it, and it looks lovely. However, it seems that it doesn't like to wear clothes and always tries to take them off.

Step 3: watch movies with it.

I watched a movie with my cat. Looks very focused. However, when the cat appeared in the movie, it actually began to meow at the TV screen.

Finally, I found that I was really happy with cats. It can bring me endless happiness and make me forget some troubles.