Sending a funny phrase of Aauto Quicker can be super funny.

1. They were also put on hold for a month. Oranges began to wrinkle, but apples rotted. So being cheeky is of great significance to life.

Our maturity consists of two parts, one is the pursuit of beauty, and the other is the acceptance of incompleteness.

3. If today's girls walk on ancient streets. Pulled back to sleep by the emperor. Wash your face at night.

4. Every time you weigh yourself, say to yourself when you are light: thin. Say to yourself when you are heavy: big breasts.

Twenty people are Pentium, thirty are Microsoft, Rhapsody in July is Panasonic, and fifty are Lenovo.

Only after hard work do I know that there are many things, and it is still a waste of time to stick to it.

7. There's nothing I can do. There will always be someone in my life who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

8. What is a male god? It's the kind of man who thinks this life has nothing to do with you at a glance.

9. If you are always disappointed, you should reflect on why you have such great hopes.

10. No otaku wastes paper when flying down to thousands of feet. Ann can ruin her eyebrows and her back. Who are you sleeping with tonight?

1 1. Touch your chest when you are sad and tell yourself that you are a boy and can't cry.

12. I bought a pair of Nike online, and the manufacturer promised to reduce the vacation by three. I received the goods yesterday and opened four pairs of shoes.

13. In fact, we can boil all the problems down to two kinds: one is that we are hungry and have no food. One is full support.

14. A woman looks in the mirror at night. Look at her white body! Sigh: how good Chinese cabbage is. Why can't I find a pig?

15. You are really a beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

16. It's been so many years since the exam. Why not hold an anniversary? Like 40 to 20. Send two subjects to one subject. Two subjects are exempt from examination.

17. I don't feel well today. I just want to say four sentences, including this sentence and the first two sentences. I'm done.

18. According to your appearance. There is no need to lose weight at all. Now your ugliness can be used as an excuse to be fat. After losing weight, there is no excuse.

19. If you marry a wife, you must marry Xiao Shao. If you make friends, you should be Ling Huchong. If you are a man, you'd better be Qiao Feng. Come out and hang out with Wei Xiaobao.

20. Our boss is a little monster, and we are Altman. But when we saw the boss, we ran away because we didn't bring the summoner.

2 1. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I ran naked for 20 years. !

22. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

23. Even if I tell you, you may not understand. When you go out, you must take a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen.

24. If you feel yourself. Tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

25. You have countless spare tires. You are not charming, but you are cheap and versatile.

Congratulations on welcoming your own festival again. I wish you thrive under the nourishment of sunshine and rain. More and more sensible, remember not to make mom angry.

27. Reading is to talk to * * calmly, and fitness is to let * * talk to you calmly.

28. The wife's initials are LP. The beautiful initials are PL. It suddenly dawned on me. A wife is usually the opposite of beauty.

29. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

30. Love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is inseparable, it is the expectation of twilight ... How are you, lover?

3 1. A man's four hopes: to have a cook at home. Nice office. With * * *. There is a missing person in the distance.

32. I also have a pair of wings, but I don't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew and eat.

33. The shadow under my feet never tried to walk a few streets like anyone, and was not threatened by anyone.

The best friend is the one who always says goodbye to you, but always chats with you every time you reply.

35. A class lasts 40 minutes, 30 minutes to talk about his glorious history, 5 minutes to lecture, and the last 5 minutes to complain that our class will never be finished. !

As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find it difficult in the middle and more difficult in the end.

37. Today's society. It's no use cooking raw rice into mature rice. Even if it turns into popcorn. What should run can still run.

38. Actually, I can't tell jokes, but someone always asks me to tell one. You laughed before I said it.

39. Why do some people like to show their necks? Because this is probably the thinnest place in their whole body.

40. I don't want to be a gangster from all directions, but none of you treat me like a little girl.

4 1. Friendship is not drunk by wine, but can be remembered by wine! If you pretend to be B, we can be friends.

42. I always close my eyes when I cut onions, thinking that I won't cry, but I cried when I cut them.

43. You are the wine and I am the cup. If you don't let me drink, how can you get drunk? If you are a lover, I will chase you. Catch up with the sky without regrets. !

44. If you gain three pounds every holiday, watch three pounds carefully. I have been trying to lose weight for less than half a year, and I have been unsuccessful in the New Year.

45. A simple child like me never analyzes the historical problems of a conspiracy, nor does he solve the mathematical problems of such a conspiracy!

There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever.