What is the new object for programmers?

Meaning: It is a mockery that the programmer does not need to find an object, but directly creates a new object.

When it comes to programmers, many people will have a stereotype: dull, dull, and unromantic. Even girls will think that you should never find a programmer when you are in love, otherwise all the beautiful longing for love will disappear.

The programmer in your impression is wearing a plaid shirt and black-rimmed glasses, and only knows how to type on the keyboard. But in fact, the romance of programmers is beyond your imagination. I don’t know if you have ever read programmers’ love letters. Programmers’ romantic love letters are composed of those seemingly boring codes.

Some netizens said that they feel like they are a fool in front of their programmer boyfriend due to their high IQ. When the computer website cannot be accessed and cannot work, he will say "I will take care of it"; when he cannot find a certain file or URL, he will say "leave it to me".

Obviously he is a very independent girl, but as long as he asks an ordinary sentence or question, he will use his high IQ to solve it in minutes. Netizens said: In front of him, I do not have the ability to think independently and solve problems.

The hard work of programmers is actually directly proportional to their income. We will find that programmers often work overtime, are busy fixing bugs, and even don't sleep for several days, but we have to admit that their salary income is considerable.

A girl said that before she got married, she knew that her boyfriend’s income was twice as much as hers, but he never knew how to save. For those new mobile phones or other products, they only want to buy them or not. As for renting a house, I don’t care much about the price and live in the city center.

But after receiving the certificate, he seemed to be a different person. He began to calculate his income and expenses, and even stopped charging for games. He said: I will no longer live alone, I have to consider my family.

So, programmers don’t understand love. They know what is most important than anyone else.

I saw an article written by a programmer on Zhihu. The title was what romantic gifts can a programmer give his girlfriend. That article is a tutorial article that details how to make a light that can delay switching on and off.

The reason was that his girlfriend said: It would be great if I could sleep with the light on. When I fall asleep, it will automatically cut off the power. So he began to study how to make this lamp that can delay switching on and off. While designing, he asked his girlfriend about her needs.

He said: My target user is only one person. You see, although it is a seemingly boring tutorial article, it is a bit more romantic because of such a premise.

Others may give you flowers or cosmetics, but they just want to make their "target users" live more comfortable and at ease.