Sketch lines of Aquarius

G: Yes! My son is back, and my father has not been hired. Son, son.

Zhao: I'm sure. At this age, it's time to call him son. You have such a big son, unless you tie it up with a shed in advance!

G: sorry, sorry. Is this dad not coming? His father? No, son? No, big brother.

Zhao: What are you doing? Are you sure? I'll give you three titles as soon as I enter the door.

G: I'm busy, big brother. I ask you a favor.

Zhao: What help? Go ahead.

G: Give my son a father for the time being.

Zhao: Dad gave it to your son?

G: To impersonate my wife.

Zhao: What do you mean?

G: This is for you, 20 yuan. Take off this dress!

G: You have taken off your clothes!

Zhao: Hey ~ ~ ~

G: Take off that dress.

Zhao: What are you doing? I am a serious person.

G: Brother, who is not a serious person?

Zhao: Seriously, you spend 20 yuan to undress the elderly? What the hell are you?

G: Big Brother, you misunderstood. Take that off and put this on. My son will go home soon. It is too late.

Zhao: What happened to your son?

G: My son came back from abroad today. My son is a graduate student.

Zhao: Like dad?

G: no.

Zhao: Then study your father and study your own father. Who should he learn from?

G: He has no father. Can I let you pretend to be your father?

Zhao: What's the matter?

G: I'll tell you slowly, big brother. My son went abroad to study, and I just got laid off. My son said that he would come back without looking at anything when he heard the news. I lied to my son, and I showed him. I found you the richest stepfather. Actually, I provided this child myself. I offered it for six years. I have done adult work for people. Look at my hands, big brother. I'm afraid of my son.

Zhao: Stop it. I see. You didn't lie to your son at all. After reading it, he said, I want to meet this stepfather when he comes home. Now you don't know. You want to take my place. Well, I understand you.

G: Oh, thank you very much.

Zhao: I can help you.

G: thank you, thank you. Brother, I think you are a good man.

Zhao: I can't say, but there is nothing wrong with my style.

G: Come on, put this mirror on. Oh, don't say it looks like it. That's settled, big brother. I thank you!

Zhao: No, I have one more thing. How long do you want to deposit this 20 dollars, a period of time or a day? Do you have to stay here for the night or where?

G: Look at what you said. My son is going back to China for inspection. He was busy with a meeting and left at a glance. What night has passed? You said you!

Zhao: No, I have my own wife. I'm afraid I ~~ ~

The doorbell rang: Ding Dong ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

G: Ah, big brother, my son is back! That's settled.

Zhao: Then I'll lie down in the back room for a while.

G: don't lie down, it's not necessary.

Zhao: What if you don't lie down?

G: No, you are not.

Fan: Mom, open the door?

G: Hmm. My son! My son!

Fan: Mom!

G: son!

Fan: Eh!

G: Son, son, you have lost weight.

Fan: Really?

G: It's still dark.

Fan: Suntanned. Where's my dad?

G: in the house!

Fan: Really? Where is it?

G: Hey, I was in the house just now. Hey, here, my son is back!

Call dad.

Zhao: Dad.

G: backward, backward.

Zhao: I'm your father.

Fan: Eh.

Zhao: No! I'm your father.

Fan: That's right.

Zhao: I haven't seen him.

Fan: Dad, thank you for your constant support. I am now a postdoctoral fellow.

G: Son, you are a postdoctoral fellow. Why didn't you say anything? My son is a postdoctoral fellow!

Zhao: You should go ahead and don't always stay behind.

G: Come and take the bag down.

Fan: Mom, it's okay.

G: I have lost weight.

Fan: Mom, my hair is all white.

G: Hehe, son, give it to me. Look, what are you doing with it?

Fan: Put it on the ground, Dad, Dad, you sit, sit, sit, sit.

Fan: Mom.

G: Son.

Zhao: Well, when I think about it, it's quite interesting to talk to you.

Zhao: Are you all right? I have to deliver water.

G: What's your hurry?

Fan: Dad, are you so busy?

G: Your father is busy with his future work.

Fan: Yes, my father is an engineer.

Zhao: I deliver water.

G: Right, right, engineer in charge of water conservancy, water conservancy.

Zhao: It's the Three Gorges Project, the South-to-North Water Transfer Project or something ~

Fan: Really?

Zhao: It's none of my business, hehe.

Zhao: I am mainly responsible for the South-to-North Water Transfer Project.

Son, your father is glad to see you back. He wants to change you a bucket of water. He is still a little nervous when he looks at you, hehe.

Fan: Dad, Dad, relax. You're nervous, and I'm nervous.

Zhao: Can you not be nervous when you meet for the first time?

Zhao: Have you eaten?

G: eat.

G: This way, this way, this way.

Fan: Mom, don't keep my dad busy. Go ahead.

G: ok, I'll go.

Zhao: Come back early.

Fan and Zhao are sitting on both sides of the table giggling and laughing.

Fan: Dad, are your eyes a little fancy?

Zhao: Well, a few degrees below zero!

Fan: My father is very humorous, hehe.

Zhao: How many years have you been exporting?

Fan: I stayed abroad for six years.

Zhao: I heard from your mother that where are you going to learn from your father?

Fan: No, no, studying mummies.

Zhao: Oh, what about Aunt Research?

Fan: Not the aunt, but the body found.

Zhao: What did you study there? There are ancient poems in China! There are 300 Tang poems, which are shining brightly at the foot of my bed. The glass is frosted, otherwise it will be dirty if it is not cleaned in time. I'll do it.

Fan: Dad, this body is a body.

Zhao: Oh, this is the body of the ancients.

Fan: Mommy.

Zhao: It's called menstruation Milk.

G: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I am nagging your aunt. Your aunt's milk is very hard, son. Look at the fish stewed by your mother!

Zhao: Did you get any results from your research on Aunt Mu's milk?

Report to your father.

Fan: Hey, this milk, er, is not right. That mummy, a mummy over 3,000 years old, I can tell whether it is true or not.

Zhao: False. What is false?

Fan: It's fake, and fake is fake.

Zhao: You can tell the truth for 3,000 years. I'll send water quickly!

G: Why are you so busy?

Fan: Dad, Dad, don't worry. I will buy you a bottle of wine. We can't have two drinks. I'll get the wine.

Zhao: Didn't I hit a gun? The mummies of three thousand years are all true and false, so I won't reveal them in the future?

G: Well, don't talk to him. Say something else. Say something else.

Zhao: Can you say something else?

Fan: Of course, you can say whatever you want. Come and sit down, sit down.

Zhao: It's amazing. A 3000-year-old can tell the truth from the false.

Zhao: Look at me ~ ~ ~

Zhao: Are you mistaken too ~ ~ ~

Zhao: Diabetes will come out later!

G: Here, have a drink.

Fan: Drink, Dad, Dad, drink!

Fan: Dad, I ~ ~ ~

G: It's been several weeks.

Fan, it's a week, and I ~ ~ ~

G: Can you do that?

Fan: My father is a week old, so am I!

G: Alas, my son's sprinkling has increased, hehe.

Fan: Nothing. I just stayed with my dad, dad!

G: Hey, what are you afraid of? Drink slowly. Let's go

Fan: Then I, I, I, I will still do it.

G: Yes, yes, it's done again, hehe.

Fan: Gee, my father is huge.

G: come on. Listen, your dad drinks fast, right?

Fan: Oh, Gao, drink slowly.

Fan: All down, all down.

G: Slow down, slow down, slow down!

Fan: Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, don't worry, dad!

G: slow down.

Fan: You have to let me talk, Dad. A thousand words, you can't repay me for raising you. No, no, no, no, on the contrary, you are old to me, no, how can I put this ~ ~ ~

Zhao: It's all in the wine.

G: it's dry again.

Zhao: Oh, I have to deliver the bucket, or I can't get out!

G: alas.

Fan: Dad, dad, dad, dad.

Zhao: God, this wine is too strong for foreign beer. This ~ ~ ~

Fan: Dad, not beer.

G: Are you drunk?

Fan: Dad, Dad, this is foreign wine.

Zhao: I see it.

Fan: Huh?

Zhao: Don't laugh at me. I am also a person of status. I told you, once I went to a grand hotel to spend money and drank this kind of wine. When I was sitting there, I said to bring wine. How much I said, she said 1880. She asked me if you would like to open it. When I said yes, she opened it with a bang I said you were joking!

G: Invite your dad to drink everywhere.

Zhao: Who invited me? She grabbed me and wouldn't let me go. I said the wine was so expensive, but she said it was Remy Martin.

Fan: No, there is no face.

Zhao: Yes, this wine made me lose face.

Fan: Dad is so humorous!

Zhao: I said bro ~ ~ ~

G: Huh?

Zhao: My brother and I had a good time today ~ ~ ~

Fan: Dad.

Zhao: Big Brother is not bragging. Say something else, brother.

Fan: No, big brother.

G: Hmm.

Fan: Dad.

Which generation are you two dealing with?

Fan: Dad, Dad!

Zhao: I don't usually drink this kind of wine.

Fan: I tell you, my father is very humorous, you know? I will send you a gift for your humor. You'll like it. Oh, my father is so cute.

G: You can go now.

Zhao: No, I accept the thanks.

G: You can go now!

Zhao: Didn't he come to thank me? What's the matter with you?

Fan: Dad, Dad, take that off and wear this.

G: He can't wear this hat. You can keep it!

Fan: Mom ~ My dad is happy, my dad is happy, alas, put it on, alas ~

Zhao: Can I wear this?

Fan: cowboy in the west.

Zhao: No, cowboys in the west must wear leather boots.

Fan: Right, right, right, right.

G: Don't give him your shoes!

Zhao: I have seen cowboys on TV.

G: You can keep it.

Fan: Dad is happy.

Zhao: This is what foreigners wear when herding cattle!

Fan: How old is Dad?

Zhao: How big are your feet?

Fan: I am 4 1.

Zhao: How big are your shoes and how big are my feet? Just right, hehe.

G: He can't wear it!

Fan: Step, step.

Zhao: My feet are eager for your shoes.

G: He can't wear it. Look, the back of his heel is still exposed!

Zhao: Oh, I will go down in a few years.

Fan: Great!

Zhao: How about this time?

Fan: Great.

Zhao: I deliver water, I save money and I buy leather jackets!

Fan: Yes, yes, yes, my leather jacket is ready-made.

G: You can wear this one.

Fan: My dad is happy, my dad is happy, my dad is happy. Put it on, put it on.

Zhao: Give them all to me.

Fan: Come on, the whole set.

Zhao: You are so loyal!

Fan: Oh, old cowboy, old cowboy.

Zhao: Who will I send water to this time to see who dares to provoke me!

G: Well, you have finished the task. You can go now. Take this off.

Fan: Mom, mom, mom, mom. Dad, I have the most important gift for you. Sit down!

Zhao: Anything else?

Fan: Dad, this is the payment for my thesis. It's five thousand dollars. It's all yours!

G: Where did he spend his money?

Fan: Mom, mom, give it to my dad, give it to my dad.

G: I'll keep it for him.

Fan: Mom, mom, mom, isn't it for you to give it to my dad? Put it away.

Zhao: Then I'll get it all together.

G: hey! If I give it to you, what do you want? Don't treat yourself like an outsider. Have you forgotten your identity?

Fan: Mom! Why are you talking to my father like that?

Zhao: Why are you talking to my mother here? Your mother. Your mother is right. How can I ask for this money? I want to have a good son like you ~ ~ ~

Fan: Dad, I am your good son, and you are my biological father!

Zhao: But I'm fake.

Fan: You are my real father.

Zhao: I'm not. I am a fake. I am a fake.

Fan: One day you come into our house, and you will be my real father.

Zhao: I'm not. I just came here for a while. Your mother hired me for 20 yuan.

G: Brother, you missed it. What are you doing?

Zhao: I didn't say anything. What can you do if I take you away? Son, when you were in school, your mother was laid off. She was afraid that you wouldn't be at ease studying outside, so she lied and said she found you a stepfather. There is no such thing. Your mother found a job and opened a clothing store for you to go to school. Look at her hands and you'll know everything!

Fan: Mom.

Son, don't worry about mom. It is all over now.

Fan: Mom!

Zhao: Young man, come back and be filial to your mother. This family needs you, and the country needs talents like you. Ah, then I'll go!

G: Wait a minute, big brother. You can take the money. I can't give it to you. Hey, hey, you can have it.

Zhao: Forget it. Not installed. It's been leaked to you.

Fan: Uncle, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.

G: These clothes are all for you.

Zhao: I tell you, I can be your father for a while for this postdoctoral fellow. I am a lucky man, hehehe!

Fan: No, no, no, this is for you, uncle.

Zhao: Then I'll take one. Give it to me. I can think of you two when I see this hat. Oh, I didn't come for nothing. I returned the whole hat. Look at my life, the whole hat is still green (shai).

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