Jokes of rural people entering the city

An old farmer drove a donkey into the city, and the donkey ran a red light and was fined 10 yuan. The old farmer roared at the donkey: "You think you are a military vehicle! Dare to run a red light? "

After a few steps, the donkey knocked down another fruit stall and lost 20 yuan. The old farmer was even more angry: "Do you think you are an industrial and commercial city manager? Whose stall do you want to smash? "

The old farmer led the donkey home and passed a meadow. The donkey chewed the grass and was punished in 30 yuan. The old farmer was so angry that he scolded, "Do you think you are an inspection team going to the countryside? Where to eat? "

After the old farmer scolded, he led the donkey to the river to drink water, but the donkey was stubborn and refused to drink. The old farmer was angry: "Do you think you are rich and don't drink without a young lady?"

The donkey turned and ran, drying a fishing net on the shore, and the donkey broke it. Fishermen claim compensation from 500 yuan.

Tears welled up in the old farmer's eyes. "Do you think this is China Telecom? Does it cost so much to surf the internet? "

The donkey turned and kicked the old farmer. As soon as the old farmer hid, he took a knife and scolded: "You think you are a short-term master. Now the stock market extends your hand and squats your feet! " ……"