Funny QQ personalized signature

Funny QQ personalized signatures (selected 50 sentences)

With the rise of social networks, more and more people like to set personalized signatures in their spare time. Different periods and different environments , personalized signatures are different, reflecting people's different moods, and are a snapshot of a person's moment. What kind of personalized signature is popular among netizens? The following are the funny QQ personalized signatures (selected 50 sentences) that I have carefully compiled for your reference. I hope it can help friends in need.

1. Stop messing around, be careful that life messes you up.

2. Kill Ultraman and protect the little monsters!

3. Communication starts with yourself!

4. Every night I pray to God: God, give me a girl! Many years have passed. Although my wish did not come true, I still proved that God does not understand Chinese.

5. The simplest yet most difficult life ideal: to be able to eat, sleep, and laugh.

6. Don’t be careless about an animal that bleeds for a week and still survives...

7. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because they have too many smiles in their hearts. So many tears!

8. What is yours may be snatched away by others, and what is not yours can be snatched away by you. You don’t have to believe the second sentence, but you must be wary of the first sentence.

9. Since I left you, people have asked me: Do you always soak your eyeballs in tears to disinfect them?

10. There are some things that we know are wrong, but we still have to persist because we are not willing to give up; there are some people that we know we love, but we have to give up because there is no ending; sometimes, We know there is no way, but we still move forward because we are used to it.

11. The last thing you want to happen when grilling: the meat pretends to be cooked; the charcoal becomes cold; the gecko becomes autistic; the barbecue grill splits; the fire is not planted; the meat and the rack form cliques; sausages The meat is playing dirty tricks with you; the black wheels have a flat tire; the onions are playing tricks with you; the corn is playing hard tricks with you!

12. Don’t mess with me, I’ll even scare myself if I go crazy!

13. Life is about tossing!

14. Sorry, I accidentally sent the words "I like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it; if you don't accept it, please send it back to me...

15. China's KFC is for going to the toilet!

16. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside.

17. Money spent is property; money not spent is inheritance.

18. I am sick, lovesick, and miss money.

19. If your wife and lover fell into the water, who would you save? Find another one who can't swim!

20. There was neither a step early nor a step late, just passing by.

21. Whose daughter lends it to me, and I will give it back to you next year, one big and one small.

22. Exposing half of your butt does not mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is too small.

23. Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, both are male, both are male, really perverted, really perverted.

24. Why is the RMB so expensive? Because Grandpa Mao is the image endorser.

25. Never argue with a fool, they will bring you to the same level as them, and then defeat you with their rich experience.

26. I was watching the advertisement very well, and suddenly a TV series popped up.

27. I want to be thin and become a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the obscene fat people.

28. 10086 is still kind to me. I sent him a text message and he replied 3 messages to me.

29. What is a bad person? A man who takes off his pants during the day and a woman who does not take off her makeup at night.

30. If the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, don’t be sad and forget me. I won’t want you either.

31. In fact, you can do a lot of things when you get up in the morning, such as ;Sleep again.

32. You think you are a saint, but I tell you that you are crazy.

33. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. You and I have to die.

34. If you never leave me, I will definitely die.

35. Hold your hand until the end. If you don’t come with me, I will knock you out and drag you away.

36. I don’t like to be a bridesmaid, and don’t ask me to be a bridesmaid, because I’m afraid I might accidentally steal your groom.

37. Drink a cup of dichlorvos to refresh yourself, and all your worries will be gone.

38. Be kind to others, because you will never meet them again in the next life.

39. The reason why people get tired is because they are indecisive and always wandering between persisting and giving up.

40. Things you want to understand may not be able to be overcome because your heart can’t let it go.

41. The happiest moment is when you meet the right person. People indulge your habits and love everything about you.

42. If the knot cannot be untied, just make it into a pattern. That’s how life is.

43. Who enters your life is determined by fate, and who stays is determined by you.

44. Not explaining is called calmness, not being persistent is called seeing through, imperfection is life.

45. Kindness is more difficult than intelligence. Intelligence is a gift, while kindness is an acquired choice.

46. Even the things that make you sad will one day be said with a smile.

47. The Anti-Japanese War period was like Plants vs. Zombies. In the end, ghosts took over the house.

48. Falling in love is like taking a bus. The ones you wait for don’t come, but the ones that don’t wait come one after another. Do you think it’s irritating or not?

49. Li Bai has a thatched house and Pu Songling has a liaozhai. I just want my own affordable house.

50. Every time after taking an exam, I comfort myself like this, it’s all about participating... ;