Classic humorous landlord quotations

Once I suddenly thought of going swimming and bought a pair of cheap swimming trunks in the supermarket, because there was no other color, only red. As a result, I didn't expect the swimming trunks to fade. When I was soaking in the pool, a wisp of red came out of my lower body and rippled in the water ... An uncle swam past me, looked at the red "blood" under me and looked at my bare upper body. For an instant, his expression was very contradictory. ...

1. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and wipes my ass too carefully.

Medicine can't cure sick leave, but wine can't solve the problem.

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Life is like poop, and we revel in it like dung beetles.

5. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

6. Some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.