A happy and humorous joke

1. Sometimes if you don't have a serious relationship, you have no idea how cool a person is.

It's a holiday, and my deskmate has no news at all. It feels like losing a pig.

My parents really think I'm lazy and don't like going out. If I have money, you can't even meet my people.

We were all happy when we were young, because at that time, we were ugly and poor.

5. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like someone, every second will be changed to the original picture.

6. I envy those who can be with the people I like. Unlike me, I have long been surrounded by people who like me.

7. Big data shows that quitting smoking can prolong your life span for nearly ten years. So if you quit smoking again and again, you will live forever.

7. Sometimes the invigilator says that I put something irrelevant to the exam now, and I really want to put myself on the podium. 0

9. Some girls don't look weak in appearance, but sometimes they are really heartless. If you spend an afternoon carefully filling a shopping cart, you will empty it.

1 Ninety-nine percent of things in the world can be solved with money, and the remaining one percent needs more money.

1 1. I'm going to eat one less meal every day, and I'll save a lot of money over time, which can be saved for my stomach trouble later.

12. In the past, my king didn't play well and my friends always scolded me. Then I practiced hard for a season, and now he finally scolded me.

13. Although ugly, I want to be beautiful. Although I go to work early, I earn less. Although you are very busy at work, there is Lao Wang next door.

14. After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

15. People who feel particularly beautiful every time they just take a shower must have water in their heads when they take a shower.

15. Insomnia is because someone dreams of you. So don't be afraid of your insomnia last night. It should be someone who had a nightmare all night! ?

17. What is a roommate like a pig? I have a cold. I asked him to bring me a black and white one, and she bought me a pack of Oreos.

18. "Why don't you stay with me?" "Because I have a fetish." "What's wrong with fetishism? I don't dislike you. " "Because you are not a thing."

19. I remember there was a particularly embarrassing question in an exam: what can't I eat for breakfast? I looked at my deskmate, and he wrote: lunch and dinner. 2? Looking through her and her mother's wedding photo album, her mother said, "I really want to go back to when your father proposed to me." I asked curiously, "Was it particularly romantic at that time?" Mom closed the photo album: "If I had known you looked like this, I shouldn't have agreed with your dad." 2 1. It's very cold recently. I bought a scarf for my sister. She was so happy that she even said thank you. I said you should thank your sister-in-law. She was surprised and said, "Brother, did you talk about your girlfriend?" I said, "No, you should thank her for never showing up, so that I can afford something for you."

22. "What does it feel like to be short?" "I was obviously shocked and suddenly became a lovely girl."