The funnier the joke, the better. Don't joke.

1. One day, a captain had a stomachache and was in a hurry to go to the toilet, but a recruit had already gone to the toilet.

The captain looked at the recruits viciously, hoping to scare them away, but the recruits were silent for a long time.

The captain was angry and said fiercely to the recruits, do you know what the most basic duty of the recruits is to meet their superiors?

The recruit replied with trepidation: sword. . . Stick to your post.

2. A nearsighted person is walking. Ants on the ground form a dense line. Myopia saw it, and I didn't know what it was, so I leaned down to pick it up. I picked it up for a long time, but I couldn't pick it up I sighed. "What a pity that a good thread is rotten to pieces!" "

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station, pointed to a blue scar on her left eye and told the police (Pol.ice) that as soon as she entered the backyard, someone severely hit her, so she immediately ran away and reported the case.

The police volunteered to visit her home, and he came back half an hour later with a black eye.

The sheriff asked, "Why were you beaten?" .

He replied, "No, she and I stepped on the same shovel!" " "

A deaf person went to see a friend. Dogs keep barking when they see strangers, and deaf people can't hear them at all.

After entering the room, he bowed. The deaf man said to his friend, "Your dog may not have slept last night."

The friend asked, "How do you know?"

The deaf man replied, "He saw me and kept yawning."

A Dai broke his right arm with artificial limb, and he soon got used to it.

Once, A Dai went to a dance. When she was dancing, her prosthetic hand slipped off her partner's waist. The partner hurriedly pushed away and said, "Don't mess around."

A Dai quickly explained: "Sorry, my arm is fake ..."

The partner couldn't help laughing: "I've heard many excuses, but this is the best."