Show jokes on Children's Day.

Children's Day jokes can be described as "Teacher, you are wrong", "Show", "Be a performer", "Why are you doing this to me" and "Inspection-free products".

1, teacher, you are wrong.

Teacher: "It's five kilometers from A to B, so how many kilometers from B to A?"

Student: "I don't know."

Teacher: "Alas, I don't understand such a simple truth!" " Isn't it five kilometers from b to a? "

Student: "Teacher, you are wrong. It takes four months from Children's Day to National Day. Is it four months from National Day to Children's Day? "

Step 2 give a performance

I remember that when performing on Children's Day in Grade One, everyone should get down on the ground first, and then stand up slowly with the music. There was something wrong with the stereo. It took 10 more minutes for the music to start. One of the students fell asleep directly. After our performance, the teacher held him down.

3. Become a performer

Yesterday, while reading the newspaper, my father read: "Children's psychology believes that we should set up lofty ideals from an early age." I smiled and asked my son, "Baby, what do you want to be when you grow up?" Hearing this, the son immediately looked up and replied, "Mom, I want to be an actor when I grow up."

Father put down the newspaper and asked in surprise, "performer?" Do you have any expertise in this field? " My son nodded and said, "Of course, at school, my teacher often praised me for my acting talent." Father gave a thumbs-up and said, "Good boy, you are so ambitious at the age of seven, much stronger than your father when he was a child. Tell grandpa how the teachers praised you? "

The son opened his eyes wide and said solemnly, "The teacher said that I was like a little magpie in class, like a lazy pig in homework and like a giraffe in exams ..."

4. Tea eggs

In children's painting class, in order to stimulate preschool children's interest in painting, they often take the form of free play, and then let them explain what they have drawn one by one.

One day, I asked Xiaowen as usual, "What is this circle?"

Xiaowen said, "It's an egg!"

"Then why is there a diagonal line in the middle?" I asked. Xiaowen: "That's because the egg is going to break and the chicken is going to hatch!" " "

I asked inexplicably, "Why are eggs brown?"

Xiaowen: "Because it is a tea egg!"

5. Why are you doing this to me?

In children's hospital, a 5-year-old girl was held down by her parents for a blood test. While crying wildly, she said to the nurse, "Aunt, can I stop the needle!" "

The nurse said, "No!"

The little girl said aggrieved, "I have nothing against you." Why are you doing this to me? "

6. Inspection-free products

Xiaoming and his father need to check their ID cards at the ticket office when they go to the railway station. Xiaoming is only 6 years old and has no ID card. He is worried about not getting on the train. The verified police told him: "Free children and children with children's tickets do not need to be verified." Xiaoming said happily, "Uncle, I am a product free from inspection."