Children are joking.

Is this enough? I've moved all my belongings out, so I'm the best! I think the best is the last one

A person rides a motorcycle so fast that the children in the back seat are about to fall off. A passerby shouted, "Hey, the child in your back seat is going to fall." The man stopped to look and shouted, "Where's your mother, son?"

When mom and dad quarrel, they are actually bickering. Mom: You can't find anything better than me with a lantern. Dad: I found you carrying a lantern. Mom was so happy after listening, and then, dad: I just didn't open my eyes.

My principle is: erin brockovich. Hanging on this tree forever. Even in the end, the tree died and I was still alive.

A woman went out to play mahjong at night, and came home in the middle of the night for fear of waking her husband, so she took off all her clothes in the living room and gently walked into the bedroom. Unexpectedly, her husband woke up and was shocked to see this: I am your ancestor, playing well and losing like this!

A surgeon goes to a restaurant to eat, and the waiter always scratches his ass when ordering. The doctor asked with concern: Are there hemorrhoids? The waiter replied impatiently, please order from the menu! Don't order what's not on the menu!

Recently, it is particularly easy to get sleepy at work, and everyone is in a bad state of mind. When Liu Jingli saw it, he called us to the playground of the factory and asked each employee to run around the playground six times to refresh his mind and strengthen his physique.

Usually lack of physical exercise, when I ran to the fourth lap, I was already out of breath.

So, I dared to lie to the manager and said, "report to the manager, I have run nine laps." Why don't you let me stop? "

The manager pretended to be surprised and said, "Really? then what How dare I let you suffer? In that case, you turn back immediately and run three more laps. This is called retreating more and making up less! "

I am a male, a junior. I went home on holiday today, and the train moved. Secretly glanced at the mobile phone of the opposite sex girl around me.

In a state of development, the content is: every time I take the bus, I am surrounded by wonderful flowers. . . . .

Is that me? Didn't I just drink a bottle of Wahaha AD calcium milk?

1, mother doesn't want to cook, but she has to accompany her son to do his homework. Unexpectedly, my son has to accompany his father.

Mom said unhappily, "What, mom doesn't have dad's guidance?"

The son shook his head and said, "Dad has many freckles on his face. He can help with the arithmetic."

2. Dad: "Son, Dad has been promoted, and we are moving to another city."

The son looked unhappy and pouted.

Dad: "What, you don't want to be here?"

Son: "Dad, I'm getting a promotion, too. Last week, I was nominated as the monitor, and this matter will be approved soon! " "

4. "Mom, stop it, I can't go back ..."

"Son, how did you become like this overnight?"

"I ... my neck is stiff."

Report card: the regulator of parents' facial expressions.

Test paper: A piece of paper composed of red and black is more powerful than red and black.

Penalty station: Because the teacher is lonely standing alone.

Compass: No matter how hard you work, your grades will always be zero.

The face of the head teacher: it will change seventy-two times.

Schoolbag: something that hinders our growth.

Test paper: an admission ticket for a tragedy or comedy.

Self-study class: It has always been a "battleground for military strategists" for teachers of various subjects.

Monitor: There are no tigers in the mountains. Under one person and above dozens of people, the monkey is called "King".

Deskmate: the savior of the exam, the scapegoat for skipping classes, the guardian in class, and the servant in poor health.