Four classic jokes of young people

In the park, A Dai saw a woman sitting next to her wearing a pair of beautiful shoes, and she was envious. A Dai: "Miss, what brand are you wearing?" ? I want to buy a pair for my wife. "The woman looked at him in amazement. Woman: "I advise you not to buy it." A Dai: "Then why?" "Woman:" If you wear this * * *, those irresponsible dog men will find an excuse to talk to your wife. "

Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee? Xiaomei said: Xiaohong, the right hand, said: Oh, you are really awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon.

Female classmate: The boar castrated the sow, and the sow castrated the boar? Boy: Think of that as a switch! ! !

Once I went to the supermarket to queue up after shopping. When the person in front paid the money, the cashier said, "Your 100 yuan is fake." The man was surprised and said, "Impossible? ! This is what KFC just found for me ~! "