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What kind of proposal do you hate most?
1. Eye-catching proposal-excavator sent upstairs
I still remember watching the news, and I don't know which idea I came up with. I hung two banners on the excavator and had to propose to others. At the bottom, you said to propose properly. What are you doing here with an excavator? Surrounded by neighbors, will the seven aunts laugh at you when they see this? I think this guy is cursing and imposing. I was taken upstairs by an excavator. Knocking on the window keeps saying that Xiao Fang wants to marry me. How can I support you, Barabara? What's the use of saying these words? Do you know that you have caused him a lot of psychological pressure? Ordinary girlfriends propose marriage is very romantic! Either surprise her somewhere or give her romance there. Is this good for you? I'm just surprised but not happy. The result is also very simple. A pot of poplars was placed directly on the boy's head here, which made him very depressed. Women's domineering response, get out!
2. Don't consider the girl's face to propose-propose with a wreath
You said you would propose. Do you have to take into account your girlfriend's face when proposing marriage? You said you weren't sure about roses when you proposed, so let's not talk about what flowers you took. You said you proposed with a wreath. What happened? Everyone is watching your jokes. Are you looking for death and double suicide? I really can't stand this. You said you wanted to surprise your girlfriend. Is this a good surprise? I took out a wreath from behind. Why? You're going to the grave, kneeling, aren't you? Say to yourself, don't come to me at night, right? As you can imagine, this boy also failed. After being dumped by a girl, the girl turned her head and left.
3. Make a frank suggestion-the suggestion of condom.
Also, I saw the most shameful proposal in Harbin. I walked straight over and took out a bunch of condoms to propose here. You said you would propose, right? Speak well. It's not unacceptable, is it But this boy's speech really left me speechless. You can tell her directly, or give her some promises. People have no land. They said that although my first few hundred times were not yours, thousands of times behind me were yours. The girl's hair exploded at the sound of it. What, you have several mistresses behind my back, don't you? Didn't you tell me you only had one girlfriend? That's great. The suitor turned into a tearing war.
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