What is the most famous sentence that Zhou Libo said?

1. Thank you! I feel very honored that so many of you have come to visit me today ... You have spent a lot of money!

2. The stock of Allah (us) not only plays with people, but also plays with birds. Even the birds have been killed by you, so does Allah still play with a bird?

3. Every time Allah can see Premier Wen in the old farmer's house on TV, he always picks the dirtiest person to shake hands (then Zhou Libo makes Premier Wen's statement): "We are late!"

4. Everyone thinks that they are stock gods, and they make a profit by speculating one. Even the aunt who sells onions in the small market said, "I have news!"

5. The most sinful (pitiful) ones are those sparrows. The big screen in front of the securities company has never been red, but it has always been a bright green one. Sparrows don't understand. They think that * * * Green Forest Park has arrived, and the green land in Yanzhong has arrived, and they only rush to the big screen! Go for one and die, go for one and die.

6. Who is Sarkozy no two no three, no three no four?

7. Later, I went to observe (Yuanxiao mold), and it turned out that they vomited after drinking half a mouthful, and some of them vomited badly even foam! Basically, they swallow and spit all afternoon, and a cup of black coffee can be drunk into cappuccino.

8. collapse is to collapse into pieces!

9. A person must have a legal concept and know how to protect himself. Of course, after you understand the law, you don't break the law, which is a waste.

1. The worst thing is cramping dance (cramping). Three or four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find the toilet.

11. Do you still remember cutting girls' swimsuits? It's like ... more than 6 venetian knots are worn on your body. Later, a skirt was added, like the skirt of a turtle.

12. What does (piling mould) mean? What do you mean, Nong? Nong, help me, Nong! Nong helped me get fat! Nong, help me jam (pretend to be handsome)! Nong helped me wow! Wow, rice (rich)! Friend, help! .. big friends! Marlboro, inside pocket!

13. (Magnetic levitation) A large sum of money, 1 billion yuan, solved the traffic problem of 3 kilometers.

14. At that time, malt extract should not be too unusual! I went to my classmate's house, and his mother made me a cup of malt extract, which was amazing! At that time, children were given malt extract! But I picked it up and looked at it. I was dying. How could I get the opposite picture? His mother just put a few (malted milk essence)! She put it as chicken essence! Also inserted a chopstick to call me: adjust a tune, adjust a tune! Originally, it was still a bit confusing (turbid), and it was clear (very clear)!

15. You must squat down before you take off, or you won't jump high.

16. I don't think celebrity drug advertisements need to be eliminated. In the future, as long as we see that drug advertisements are celebrity endorsements, we won't buy

17. A fire has burned our Daxinganling.

18. (Beside the high-voltage tower) A giant slogan reads: It is forbidden to touch high-voltage wires. If you touch them, you will die.

19. remember! Marriage is a set meal to eat together, and marriage is currency. Let's go together.

2. (Speaking of classmates' fathers)

Bai Bai (uncle): Little funny, do you want to hear the battle story of Bai Bai (uncle)? Do you want to hear how Bai Bai (uncle) is a monitor?

Libo: Bai Bai (Uncle), I want to hear it!

Bai Bai (Uncle): At that time, I was a soldier of Allah's (our) sharp knife class. Allah's sharp knife class always rushed to the first place in the war. The enemy dropped a shell, and everyone next to me fell, but I didn't fall.

Libo: and then what?

Bai Bai (uncle): Then I became the shift supervisor.

Libo: ... How did Bai Bai (uncle) become a platoon leader?

Bai Bai (uncle): platoon leader, this is really a sin (pity)! In those days, I took Ala's sharp knife squad and sharp knife platoon to pursue the enemy in Fujian. Ala rushed at the front, while the enemy retreated and fought, and the people next to me fell down one by one. When I rushed to the end, I was left alone. At this time. Six enemies fled to a temple in front and locked the door. At this time, I saw that it was wrong to call names. Where is my gun? I only had two grenades on me, so I pulled the lid off, took the lead, kicked the door open and shouted, I'm not alive!

Libo: and then what?

Bai Bai (uncle): Then I became a platoon leader ...

Libo: ... How did Bai Bai (uncle) become a company commander?

Bai Bai (uncle): This is really miserable! At that time, I took our sharp knife platoon to fight, and we occupied a commanding height. We were connected with the sharp knife, so long as we waited for the general attack, as long as we didn't let the flag fall. A burst of crazy shooting, the flag fell, and my comrades picked it up. With a bang, his comrade-in-arms fell, and one rushed up to help him up. Finally, when I looked at it, I was the only one left. I think I'm going to die this time. But I died gloriously for the revolution! I left my comrades in arms for nothing! So I rushed up to raise the flag and shouted, "Comrades! I am ready to die! " The enemy surrendered as a result.

21. In a thousand years, there is not one, but a Zhou Libo. You think I am a turtle!

22. To be friends with a person, we should not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called-lack of happiness (fool).

23. Bowing for such a long time is not for applause. In fact, I mainly want all of us to check my head.

24. Now our China stock market, on the other hand, has become an accident.

25. Two unfavorable factors come together, which makes us laugh and laugh.

26. Would you laugh if you took 28 yuan, put it on the table and looked at him for two hours? Can't laugh. If you put 28 yuan on the table and you will laugh, then I will take you to the hospital at once. If you spend 38 yuan in Maggie to see Zhou Libo and you don't laugh, you can take Zhou Libo to the hospital.

27. Come to think of it, it's useless to leave a 38 yuan at home. You can see at most that it's counterfeit money! This is the beginning of HD!

28. The gymnasium is a spittoon jar!

29. What a big stage! Come here when I am blind!

3. This belongs to the colored spirit (hint) and colored flattery.

31. Yu-Ching Fei, I did the math for him. Every time he gives a good concert in Shanghai, he runs away the next day. He doesn't spend money in Shanghai, which is not good for our GDP in Shanghai!

32. Yu-Ching Fei is an actor I like very much. How good he sings and how good his temperament is. He is as old as three men.

33. Look, a man, standing on the stage, is a sissy, but he's not bad (annoying). It's absolutely difficult to stack this!

34. (After singing) Thank you for your tolerant applause. I am confident to abolish Yu-Ching Fei now.

35. You must tolerate my ignorance as you tolerate your leader. I don't mean that a leader must be ignorant, but the basic of ignorance is leadership. This sentence is wrong! How can a leader be ignorant? Leadership is called great wisdom if stupid!

In p>36．3 years, Saddam can become chihuo; Retail investors can also become Ah Wu (loser); Little red guy can become a mold (big brother); Mold can also become a red guy. This is called the red model.

37. Guan: So do all of you think he looks like a welder in these glasses?

Zhou: Would you please stop flirting with me?

38. I am very careful. I found that in the swimming pool, especially for female compatriots, the angle of this bathing suit is 2 degrees on average in five years.

39. (Trademark) gone, from Shanghai. No matter how strong the accent is, as long as there is this thing (trademark), Bazi (bumpkin).

4. Uncle, you know, wow, this is called a heat sink!

41. I'll pinch off the two sharp tips of the fried dough sticks, and then I'll lick them when I go back to Alam.

42. (Speaking of buying seven or eight deep-fried dough sticks) This feeling is like running to Hendry, Nanjing Road, and you say, Master, get me three Rolexes.

43. I was beaten by my mother for eating.

44. If you want to be beautiful, you must mix as far away as possible.

45. If my face is a hybrid, at most, it's a Vietnamese-Cambodian hybrid.

46. This son is standing here, and this father must not be a fuel-efficient lamp!

47. Children always feel guilty when they make mistakes, and it's always dirty (shit) behind the door, but it won't be dawn.

48. Newton became a great scientist when an apple fell on his head. What do you think if it was shot put? Newton died.

49. In this kind of restaurant now, I learned how to put shredded radish under beef, which I learned in the 197s.

5. I took all the alarm clocks I bought at home apart and reassembled them, but I didn't go.

51. Later, my mother's technology was innovated. She hit me with two slippers, one of which specialized in fake movements.

52. Fight me like a zebra.

53. (imitating a female classmate) Hey, Zhou Libo, did your mother buy new slippers again?

how do you know?

your pattern today is different from yesterday's. Your pattern today is straight and yesterday's is S-shaped.

54. Happiness and happiness are two different things.

55. I don't know who came up with a sentence: Ah, don't let your children lose at the starting line! Bah! (Shaking their heads)

56. If children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country must lack imagination.

57. Once I was driving, a 12-year-old child was on the phone and called the radio station to order a song for her mother.

Auntie, I want to order a song for my mother.

what song do you want to order for your mother?

I want to order a song by Aunt Winnie Hsin for my mother called "Why Do Women Difficult Women".

58. Now you ask Li Ka-shing to work out this linear equation, but he promises that he won't, let alone the linear equation with two variables.

59. Think about it. Where have the former monitor and study committee gone? Are selling tickets at the door.

6. If you say that Guan Dongtian's house is 1 square meters and Zhou Libo is 5 square meters, send it to the statistics bureau, and Zhou Libo will inexplicably become 75 square meters.

61. (Speaking of night park) You have to escape after 6 o'clock. Why? Because the defense team came out, the flashlight shone on you, and the defense team in the early 198 s was a dirty embryo.

62. (Talking about the Moscow National Ballet Company's visit to China) I found a strange phenomenon. Almost everyone has a telescope, and there are also high-powered telescopes in the first row.

63. I can't do that kind of movement. It's ugly. It's such a big movement. I brought a single tube ...

64. I stood on the back of the chair and looked at it. The movement was small, but it was scary (very refreshing). Without losing elegance ...

65. Without Comrade Xiaoping, there would be no us, and maybe we would still be fighting cocks.

66. Later, before leaving office, he (Deng Xiaoping) was worried that they would close the door again, so he took down the door cover to get where we are today.

67. I have a friend who has 42 TV sets at home ... He repairs TV sets.

68. (There was a TV at home in 79) At night, I asked my aunt next door to borrow a red armband and put it on my hand. Then I took a ruler and sat in the back. Yesterday I sat in the first row. Do you still want to sit today? Sit in the third row!

69. This is too much, too much is wrong, and this is called fault.

7. The scariest thing is watching TV series. What an old horror. If a close-up shot just happened to be pushed up and pushed to the face, oh, it's really scary. It's really scary. Two nostrils are like two bowls of rice. How scary!

71. This is Marlboro's world. (Cantonese)

72. Don't tell me, American rednecks really have to do business.

73. The advertisement has come in. I show it to you every day, but I can't buy it.

74. (Speaking of piling molds) At this time, a new industry appeared in Shanghai, which has been called piling molds until now.

75. All the piling molds in Shanghai seem to be taught by a teacher, and they are all dressed in the same way. Maybe they drink Pujiang water together?

76. What does it mean?

77. Men and women should never forget romance after marriage. Men will send 999 roses before marriage, and don't just snore after marriage. On Valentine's Day, don't forget to give your wife a beautiful rose. You should know that the spiritual value of a rose is far higher than that of a towering tree for women.

78. It is also a sign of self-confidence for a wife to trust her husband! Management is not good, and the foundation of marriage is trust! A marriage without trust becomes a shackle ~ a shackle ~ which will be shattered sooner or later!

79. Everyone likes money, but money doesn't necessarily like everyone.

8. Children have their own future. Don't impose our future on them, otherwise they will have no future.

81. My little Guang Chen is an old man. I'll go up and touch Iraq's hand at once. Yo, Mao Lao duo. I was very naughty when I was a child. I immediately went up and touched his hand. Yo, it was hairy. )

82. Because foreigners smell of perfume, now I know that they wear perfume because they have body odor.

83. We are now more and more tolerant of the public. How about cutting? At least now we also admit that Chris Lee is a woman!

84. There is a text called Mulan joining the army. I killed her at that time. I don't believe how Mulan could have joined the army without being discovered! It's impossible! I didn't know until I met Chris Lee. Oh! This is technically feasible!

85. The last time I opened it from my computer, I saw that a poster in Chris Lee was always beautiful and hungry, and the little girl was always sunny! The following is a slogan of the family planning commission, called: Give birth to boys and girls alike.

86. Children's song:

Comrades, catch Jai Yi (catch him)! Speculation sells salted water tablets (a cheap summer product in the old days)!

Comrades, catch Yi! Speculation and selling laga. No (toad)!

Now, speculators are called intermediaries.

87. For example, Xiaogang Feng, can he still be called a face?

88. Xiaogang Feng, with his face, if I met him in the alley at 9: 3 p.m., Xiaogang Feng just walked over like this, and I didn't want him to start work, so I gave him the wallet directly.

89. It used to be a bad name for a lone ranger. What's his name now? Now it's called logistics.

9. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can't be experts in the stock market! The stock market has only losers and winners.

91. Now We are the world, one in the world!

92. Everyone stopped at the bar, and the faces of the two experts were covered with deep sleeves.