Are there any jokes or humorous messages about dialects? Provide some! Thank you~

There are two bugs spraying on the tree. One said to the other, "Brothers! I went to the bank to estimate the pile and estimated the pile of 100 yuan. I panicked. " Bug said, "I missed it, so I went out to filter it out when evaluating the heap." Then the first bug said, "touch something, and I won't miss you if you go out to filter." Right? " The second said, "please flatter me, I am only half-hearted."

Do you know where it is? Very famous I have not finished my words yet. The back is ridiculous.