China punctuates jokes.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

The Monkey King is carrying a suitcase in front, and Tang Priest is driving a BMW in the back.

3. Mountains are not piled, trains are not pushed, enthusiasm is not urged, cowhide is blown by you!

At the moment of leaving the examination room, tell yourself: Nothing, I am determined to attend!

There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.

6. Actually, I'm not lazy, but raising fish is really troublesome. I used to change the water once a week, but now I change the fish once a week.

7. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

8. I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.

9. I feel unhappy because I am not pursuing "happiness" but "being happier than others".

10, I am alone, very quiet like a bad old man.

1 1, running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

12, planting grass doesn't make people lie down, so it's better to plant cactus instead!

13, friends who know about sports cars, please recommend a sports car of 4 million to 8 million, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashion and beauty. I will use it as a mobile phone wallpaper.

14, it's not terrible to hide the knife in the smile, but it's impossible to prevent it.

15, the furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that classmates live in different rooms.

16, the headmaster said: "Last year, the students of Grade One were responsible for the cleaning, and this year it is the turn of Grade Two."

17, the judge asked: Why is counterfeit money printed? The criminal said, because I can't print real money.

18, quarreled with my deskmate, and suddenly received a text message from my deskmate during class: I'm sorry. I am very touched. I was about to reply to his short message when my deskmate suddenly shouted: Teacher, he is playing with his mobile phone!

19, I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, there are green hats everywhere.

20. I will always like you until I become a principal.

2 1, weeding day at noon, school is really hard. A little book, just one afternoon.

22. Spending money is as simple as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

23. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

24. Tomorrow is tomorrow. How many tomorrows are there? Since there are so many, we might as well put it off.

25. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a night that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

26. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history, red stockings, black boots and steel pipes.

27. RMB represents your strength. I think you can only be mentally retarded now.